YATT: pizza delivery guy gets no tip; pees on door

[HamburgerBoy]

If you don't want to tip the delivery guy (or pay the delivery fee), don't get delivery. Order the pizza, get off your fat ass and drive to the pizza place.

No one is arguing that a delivery fee should not exist as far as I can tell, but it's the job of the delivery guy to get off of HIS ass and do the fucking job he was paid to do. If he doesn't like it, he should stay in the kitchen or find another job.