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[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: silverpig
Just do her mom

i love that short :laugh:

what's funny, is a friend of mine did ****** his ex-wife's mom after they split up...took her down to mardi gras :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: mad pimp points

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: SophalotJack

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k

Originally posted by: SophalotJack
But umm... mistaking my voice for another dude and being said "I love you" to... under the assumption that I am another dude that you are not in a serious relationship with constitutes an instaban from my life. Again, you are an idiot in this situation, AbAbber2k... please grow some balls and some objective viewing skills.

Nice edit. :roll: Are you completely retarded? He specifically said that was the last straw. That because she fvcked up and called him Chris he decided she WAS a hoe and wasn't going to have anything to do with her. How is this "vag behavior" as you so love to put it? You're just a sh1t talking internet badboy with no fvcking clue.

Permaban... rofl. :laugh:

Good call, I am sorry. You are awesome... please don't goto to the admins!

Wait you are a tool and already did.

wow, you're a ****** idiot

 

[dabuddha]

Daym sorry to hear that.

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: OOBradm
I had been dating this girl, whom i will call Shari, for three years now. Were Juniors in college now, she goes to Boston U, I go to Penn State Main. Weve done the long distance thing two years now, and I was comfortable with it and life was pretty good.

Now, im talking to her on AIM this past saturday, just bullsh!tting with her, and we get on the subject of drinking.

She says: "I actually stopped drinking until thanksgiving break at least."
I reply: "Oh, why is that?"
She responds "Well, remember Chris from work? he has a bad alcohol problem and I told him if he stops drinking then i would too"
"Well thats nice of you" I said.

Now, at this point in time, soemthing rubbed me wrong. we kept talking for abuot 5 minutes, when i just randomly blurted out "Is Chris going to be a problem between us when we go back home for break?"

She doesnt say anything for 3 minutes, then says "maybe."
I respond with a "WTF?"
she responds with "Im going to be honest - im going to visit him on the 6th of October"
And the conversation ends on that note.

Now, its about 12:30 in the morning, and im lying down trying to sleep, but i can't because my mind is racing. At about 3 AM, after tossing and turning and letting my mind wander places I was scared of it going, I decided i needed to call her.
So i call her, and at this point in time i was pretty upset so my voice sounded very shaky and sad
she answers "hi"
I say "Hi, shari..... *slight sob*"
she says back "Babe, whats wrong? I love you, Chris. Are you ok?"



Three years of my life gone in one sentence.
I'm never talking to her again.

This is why you dont do the long distance thing...

but dude... you go to Penn State... theres a million chix there, all of them drunk, ready and waiting.
believe me... been there...done that... wish i could go back.

 

[bleeb]

PWNED!

Well you can look at it from the brighter side of things, now you can go naughty at UPenn and not have to deal with the long distance person.

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: SophalotJack

Originally posted by: OOBradm

Originally posted by: SophalotJack
has the OP handed in his man card yet?

cuz it is pathetic to not see what's coming....lol.

First of all that night was the first time i had heard his name in a month. Secondly, that entire story took place within a period of a few hours. I dont think it was "pathetic" of me to not see what was coming. I considered myself a trusting boyfriend who didnt fret if she hung out with some of her dude friends. I think its pathetic of you to come here and hit me while im down. have some respect, man.

EDIT: and to everyone else, thanks for all the encouraging words. It's time for me to sleep. 'night ATOT.

Respect? You want respect?

Start by respecting your-fricken-self and see what's coming to you if you don't take action.

You are in a LD relationship with an apparent hoe that likes to spend her free time with the same dudes day in and day out... regardless of how YOU feel.

It's not going to end well for this relationship. If you even want to call it that.

Apparently you have a reading comprehension problem

 

[rudder]

Look ath the bright side... in 10 years you could be a successfull college grad with a good job.. while she will have 4 kids and be married to an alcoholic who would rather play poker with the girls at the office than spend time with the kids.

 

[y2kc]

talk about a bad beat... wow.

good luck OP.

 

[lokiju]

Wow.

Um.

Just leave it at that clean break and move on, you'll be glad you did.

That really sucks though.

 

[thehstrybean]

:beer:

ATOT is always here for you...























Not a great thing, but something none the less....

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: OOBradm
I had been dating this girl, whom i will call Shari, for three years now. Were Juniors in college now, she goes to Boston U, I go to Penn State Main. Weve done the long distance thing two years now, and I was comfortable with it and life was pretty good.

Now, im talking to her on AIM this past saturday, just bullsh!tting with her, and we get on the subject of drinking.

She says: "I actually stopped drinking until thanksgiving break at least."
I reply: "Oh, why is that?"
She responds "Well, remember Chris from work? he has a bad alcohol problem and I told him if he stops drinking then i would too"
"Well thats nice of you" I said.

Now, at this point in time, soemthing rubbed me wrong. we kept talking for abuot 5 minutes, when i just randomly blurted out "Is Chris going to be a problem between us when we go back home for break?"

She doesnt say anything for 3 minutes, then says "maybe."
I respond with a "WTF?"
she responds with "Im going to be honest - im going to visit him on the 6th of October"
And the conversation ends on that note.

Now, its about 12:30 in the morning, and im lying down trying to sleep, but i can't because my mind is racing. At about 3 AM, after tossing and turning and letting my mind wander places I was scared of it going, I decided i needed to call her.
So i call her, and at this point in time i was pretty upset so my voice sounded very shaky and sad
she answers "hi"
I say "Hi, shari..... *slight sob*"
she says back "Babe, whats wrong? I love you, Chris. Are you ok?"



Three years of my life gone in one sentence.
I'm never talking to her again.

Love hurts, Love stinks

But you gotta look out for Number One. You are in college - plenty of available chicks around. Start persuing someone else, and forget about the two timer.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino

Originally posted by: JonTheBaller

Originally posted by: reverend boltron

Originally posted by: JonTheBaller
Uhh she doesn't look at her phone to see who's calling before she picks up?

I'm calling SHENS on this whole story.

Maybe she has a land line phone. Meanie.

land-what phone?

I would also like to know what a land line phone is.

how do you not know what a land line phone is??????

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: themusgrat

Originally posted by: JonTheBaller

Originally posted by: themusgrat

Originally posted by: JonTheBaller

Originally posted by: themusgrat

Originally posted by: reverend boltron

Originally posted by: BlancoNino

Originally posted by: JonTheBaller

Originally posted by: reverend boltron

Originally posted by: JonTheBaller
Uhh she doesn't look at her phone to see who's calling before she picks up?

I'm calling SHENS on this whole story.

Maybe she has a land line phone. Meanie.

land-what phone?

I would also like to know what a land line phone is.

Phones that aren't cell phones. Like, the ones that people have for their home phone numbers.

Oh no, those don't exist anymore. At all. Well, last I heard, our government consficated all of them to trade to China for oil.....

As for the OP's ummm, predicament, that is super sucky, I felt a pang when I read the first post. It's good that you aren't worrying too much about it though, shows you how crappy people can be I guess.

You don't know what you're talking about

1. China doesn't have oil for us to buy.
2. The old land line phones are WAY too advanced for their commoners. Why don't we give them modern plumbing and flying cars while we're at it? :roll:

Uh, is my sarcasm meter off??? The point was that since they are advancing so fast (hence the land line phone JOKE) and they are expected to need more oil than any other country soon (hence the JOKE kind of implying them buying it all) we will trade our phones to get the oil that only they will have.... In this little joking world of mine. Good call though.

Your joke sucked and I used it as a launching pad for my much more hilarious commentary relating to the lack of modernized plumbing in most of the mainland China. Good call though.

Oh, yeah, plumbing in mainland China, real hilarious commentary there, that must be why half the stand up comedians use it all the time.... Way more than rising oil price jokes. Great, now you've made 2 good calls.

EDIT: You know, don't take anything I say seriously. That being said, I am wayyyy more funnier than you, so just stop right there.

Umm, on topic, or sort of, the youtube video was pretty good I have to say.

actually, neither of you were funny, now stfu.

 

[sash1]

you should beat him up and then leave him in the trunk

in all seriousness, just avoid her completely. your life will be better without her in it

 

[CKDragon]

Originally posted by: bleeb
PWNED!

Well you can look at it from the brighter side of things, now you can go naughty at UPenn and not have to deal with the long distance person.

Not that it matters in the context of this thread, but...

UPenn != Penn State
UPenn = Ivy League
UPenn >>>>> Penn State

Any idiot can get into Penn State...

 

[DaShen]

remember, life goes on. Be comfortable with singlehood for a while and then move on.

 

[mrrman]

you have neen taken and ridden...

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: CKDragon

Originally posted by: bleeb
PWNED!

Well you can look at it from the brighter side of things, now you can go naughty at UPenn and not have to deal with the long distance person.

Not that it matters in the context of this thread, but...

UPenn != Penn State
UPenn = Ivy League
UPenn >>>>> Penn State

Any idiot can get into Penn State...

I think ive just been insulted.

 

[Aharami]

enjoy your single life for a while. go chase some new tail...do all those things u wanted to do while you were in this relationship.

 

[j00fek]

suck it up and move on, no sence in dwelling

 

[IceBergSLiM]

that'll teach you for having a relationship in college.

 

[CKDragon]

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: CKDragon

Originally posted by: bleeb
PWNED!

Well you can look at it from the brighter side of things, now you can go naughty at UPenn and not have to deal with the long distance person.

Not that it matters in the context of this thread, but...

UPenn != Penn State
UPenn = Ivy League
UPenn >>>>> Penn State

Any idiot can get into Penn State...

I think ive just been insulted.

Ha, definitely nothing personal. I went to Drexel, where they'll take any idiot who can come up with $28K a year.

Although, I swear they must teach a "How to Put Nittany Lion Stickers on Your Car 101" up there.

CK

 

[loic2003]

What do you mean *almost* funny? Clearly it *IS* funny, and I'm sure you'll laugh about it soon enough just as we're all laughing now.

It's really old news that long distance relationships don't work, and you're living proof of this. I was in a relationship when I went to uni, and it only lasted maybe 4 months of me being at uni. Never mind... sh!t happens and we all move on. It's not like shari/whatever was the love of your life. I guess this is one of your first lessons at your new college there.

In essence, yeah it sucks, especially being sh!t-canned the way you were, but you'll be fine soon enough and will be out humping women like there's no tomorrow.


Oh.... and pics of shari?

 

[Alex]

Originally posted by: Einstein Element

Originally posted by: OOBradm
I had been dating this girl, whom i will call Shari, for three years now. Were Juniors in college now, she goes to Boston U, I go to Penn State Main. Weve done the long distance thing two years now, and I was comfortable with it and life was pretty good.

Now, im talking to her on AIM this past saturday, just bullsh!tting with her, and we get on the subject of drinking.

She says: "I actually stopped drinking until thanksgiving break at least."
I reply: "Oh, why is that?"
She responds "Well, remember Chris from work? he has a bad alcohol problem and I told him if he stops drinking then i would too"
"Well thats nice of you" I said.

Now, at this point in time, soemthing rubbed me wrong. we kept talking for abuot 5 minutes, when i just randomly blurted out "Is Chris going to be a problem between us when we go back home for break?"

She doesnt say anything for 3 minutes, then says "maybe."
I respond with a "WTF?"
she responds with "Im going to be honest - im going to visit him on the 6th of October"
And the conversation ends on that note.

Now, its about 12:30 in the morning, and im lying down trying to sleep, but i can't because my mind is racing. At about 3 AM, after tossing and turning and letting my mind wander places I was scared of it going, I decided i needed to call her.
So i call her, and at this point in time i was pretty upset so my voice sounded very shaky and sad
she answers "hi"
I say "Hi, shari..... *slight sob*"
she says back "Babe, whats wrong? I love you, Chris. Are you ok?"



Three years of my life gone in one sentence.
I'm never talking to her again.

Ouch. I feel for you, I really do

me too so sorry to hear that dude. :beer:

 

[MX2]

Al least she was honest with you when you confronted her with it. Could've been drawn out a lot longer and become a lot worse. Count your blessings.