YAGT: Need some help here

[Vegitto]

I don't really feel like explaining everything, but here are the cliff notes:

-Girl thinks I am her boyfriend (I don't know why).
I don't have any pics, here are her qualities:

Pro's:
-Nice, kind
-Smart
-Likes to play games
-Has a good sense of humour (sometimes jokes about how she looks like a pig, and looks like she ate one, too)
-She has a bunch of hot friends

Con's:
-She actually looks like a pig, and looks like she ate one, too.

I don't really wanna be her boyfriend, but I think that if I let her know too harsh, I'll instantly ruin my chances with her hot friends.
Also, if I pretend like I am her boyfriend (this idea was suggested by a friend of mine) and behave like a total asshole (to make her 'break up' with me), that'll also ruin all of my chances with her hot friends.

How do I let this girl down easily?

 

[pontifex]

hmm...i'm thinking 14-16.

why would she think you are her bf? examples? need more info.

"<insert name here>, I'm not your BF."

 

[Al Neri]

run.

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: pontifex
hmm...i'm thinking 14-16.

why would she think you are her bf? examples? need more info.

"<insert name here>, I'm not your BF."

15, good guess . Well, it was mostly the her introducing me to some people as her BF..

 

[BobDaMenkey]

Needs more backstory to provide a possible solution, that might work.

 

[Papagayo]

Start nagging her about her weight..

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Vegitto
I don't really feel like explaining everything, but here are the cliff notes:

-Girl thinks I am her boyfriend (I don't know why).
I don't have any pics, here are her qualities:

Pro's:
-Nice, kind
-Smart
-Likes to play games
-Has a good sense of humour (sometimes jokes about how she looks like a pig, and looks like she ate one, too)
-She has a bunch of hot friends

Con's:
-She actually looks like a pig, and looks like she ate one, too.

I don't really wanna be her boyfriend, but I think that if I let her know too harsh, I'll instantly ruin my chances with her hot friends.
Also, if I pretend like I am her boyfriend (this idea was suggested by a friend of mine) and behave like a total asshole (to make her 'break up' with me), that'll also ruin all of my chances with her hot friends.

How do I let this girl down easily?

I hope you are joking. Just be honest with her and say you really think of her only as a friend. If she gets pissed, that is her problem, not yours. Who cares about the "hot" friends? Plenty of girls out there that are beautiful.

 

[Saulbadguy]

Stab.

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: DaShen

Originally posted by: Vegitto
I don't really feel like explaining everything, but here are the cliff notes:

-Girl thinks I am her boyfriend (I don't know why).
I don't have any pics, here are her qualities:

Pro's:
-Nice, kind
-Smart
-Likes to play games
-Has a good sense of humour (sometimes jokes about how she looks like a pig, and looks like she ate one, too)
-She has a bunch of hot friends

Con's:
-She actually looks like a pig, and looks like she ate one, too.

I don't really wanna be her boyfriend, but I think that if I let her know too harsh, I'll instantly ruin my chances with her hot friends.
Also, if I pretend like I am her boyfriend (this idea was suggested by a friend of mine) and behave like a total asshole (to make her 'break up' with me), that'll also ruin all of my chances with her hot friends.

How do I let this girl down easily?

I hope you are joking. Just be honest with her and say you really think of her only as a friend. If she gets pissed, that is her problem, not yours. Who cares about the "hot" friends? Plenty of girls out there that are beautiful.

Good call, only my only social contacts take place at school, since I'm too poor for a sport or a day at the pool . So, sadly, all of the romancing or whatever will be done with people from my school. And you don't take a crap where you're eating, do you?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: pontifex
hmm...i'm thinking 14-16.

why would she think you are her bf? examples? need more info.

"<insert name here>, I'm not your BF."

15, good guess . Well, it was mostly the her introducing me to some people as her BF..

just tell her you're not her bf, its that simple

edit: was she telling people while you were standing beside her or when you're not around? if its while you were there, why wouldn't you say something?

 

[lokiju]

"I just think of you as a friend and don't want to ruin it by anything more"

if she persist

"I don't feel the same way"

If she persist

"I just wanna get with your hot friends and you look like you ate a pig, I mean come one, like you had a chance"

If she persist


Stab her in the face with a soldering iron and dispose of her body by feeding it to pigs.

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: pontifex
hmm...i'm thinking 14-16.

why would she think you are her bf? examples? need more info.

"<insert name here>, I'm not your BF."

15, good guess . Well, it was mostly the her introducing me to some people as her BF..

just tell her you're not her bf, its that simple

edit: was she telling people while you were standing beside her or when you're not around? if its while you were there, why wouldn't you say something?

Well, I don't know if she's told people behind my back, but it was basically:"This is <MYNAME>, my BF." And I didn't say anything because my jaw dropped to about knee-height. But, then again, I realised that if I corrected her, I'd break her heart and she'd hate me for ever and ever (and thus ruining my chances).

I know, it looks like the standard 15-year old whining, but it's not..

 

[Coolone]

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: pontifex
hmm...i'm thinking 14-16.

why would she think you are her bf? examples? need more info.

"<insert name here>, I'm not your BF."

15, good guess . Well, it was mostly the her introducing me to some people as her BF..

Nice one pontifex

 

[SophalotJack]

OP, your chances with her hot friends were out the window when you let piggly wiggly assume you were her BF.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: pontifex
hmm...i'm thinking 14-16.

why would she think you are her bf? examples? need more info.

"<insert name here>, I'm not your BF."

15, good guess . Well, it was mostly the her introducing me to some people as her BF..

just tell her you're not her bf, its that simple

edit: was she telling people while you were standing beside her or when you're not around? if its while you were there, why wouldn't you say something?

Well, I don't know if she's told people behind my back, but it was basically:"This is <MYNAME>, my BF." And I didn't say anything because my jaw dropped to about knee-height. But, then again, I realised that if I corrected her, I'd break her heart and she'd hate me for ever and ever (and thus ruining my chances).

I know, it looks like the standard 15-year old whining, but it's not..

do you consider this girl a friend or are you just using her to get to her hot friends?

 

[sash1]

As soon as she called you her boyfriend you should have immediately broken up with her. If you're dating, then you can do this.

I actually had this same problem back in HS. A girl who I was just friends with assumed we were dating (no mutual consent, no me asking her out). As soon as I heard this (word travels fast in HS), I broke up with her.

We actually got back together 4 months later and dated for a 1.5 years, but thats beside the point.

 

[SampSon]

Run a train, a model train in your case, on it.

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: SophalotJack
OP, your chances with her hot friends were out the window when you let piggly wiggly assume you were her BF.

Really?

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: pontifex
hmm...i'm thinking 14-16.

why would she think you are her bf? examples? need more info.

"<insert name here>, I'm not your BF."

15, good guess . Well, it was mostly the her introducing me to some people as her BF..

just tell her you're not her bf, its that simple

edit: was she telling people while you were standing beside her or when you're not around? if its while you were there, why wouldn't you say something?

Well, I don't know if she's told people behind my back, but it was basically:"This is <MYNAME>, my BF." And I didn't say anything because my jaw dropped to about knee-height. But, then again, I realised that if I corrected her, I'd break her heart and she'd hate me for ever and ever (and thus ruining my chances).

I know, it looks like the standard 15-year old whining, but it's not..

do you consider this girl a friend or are you just using her to get to her hot friends?

Well, she's a great friend. We actually agreed she'd introduce me to some of her friends.. I didn't expect it to happen this way, though..

Originally posted by: sash1
As soon as she called you her boyfriend you should have immediately broken up with her. If you're dating, then you can do this.

I actually had this same problem back in HS. A girl who I was just friends with assumed we were dating (no mutual consent, no me asking her out). As soon as I heard this (word travels fast in HS), I broke up with her.

We actually got back together 4 months later and dated for a 1.5 years, but thats beside the point.

Should've, could've. It's about what I'm gonna do NOW.

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Run a train, a model train in your case, on it.

What?

 

[torpid]

You don't know why? I guess that means you aren't actually dating and have never even kissed her right? Because otherwise it shouldn't be too hard to figure out why.

If you haven't been dating her, this could be an interesting new experiment / tactic. It's kind of like something from seinfeld. Like when kramer showed up to work with crackers in a briefcase, that sort of thing.

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: SampSon
Run a train, a model train in your case, on it.

What?

:laugh:

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: torpid
You don't know why? I guess that means you aren't actually dating and have never even kissed her right? Because otherwise it shouldn't be too hard to figure out why.

If you haven't been dating her, this could be an interesting new experiment / tactic. It's kind of like something from seinfeld. Like when kramer showed up to work with crackers in a briefcase, that sort of thing.

The first part, I understand. I haven't kissed her, hugged her or even rubbed her back or whatever. The second part, WTF?

Originally posted by: lokiju

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: SampSon
Run a train, a model train in your case, on it.

What?

:laugh:

If you're trying to claim that I've got a small penis, I'd be more than happy to take pics and prove you wrong. Then again, I'd probably get banned and possibly arrested for posting pornography including minors.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

the best way to let her know your not her boyfriend is to start dating/nailing her hot friends.

 

[Spineshank]

Why not just start talking to her bout how you think her friend is cute?

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
the best way to let her know your not her boyfriend is to start dating/nailing her hot friends.

I can't believe I'm agreeing with you