YAGT: Need some help here

[GuitarDaddy]

Next time your around her and said friends tell her your sorry to disappoint her but your betrothed to Jessica Simpson/Alba (your pick)

I little humor always helps, when breaking hearts

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
the best way to let her know your not her boyfriend is to start dating/nailing her hot friends.

I can't believe I'm agreeing with you

awww its cute let the healing process begin :hugs;

 

[j00fek]

stage 5 clinger..........RUN

 

[Descartes]

You could be a man and be honest with her; let her down the same way you'd like to be let down: Respectfully.

IMO, an intelligent and fun girl makes for a great friendship regardless of what she looks like. If you're attracted to her, then all the better; if not, then salvage the friendship.

 

[ArchCenturion]

I hear fat girls need loving too.

 

[SophalotJack]

Originally posted by: ArchCenturion
I hear fat girls need loving too.

nah, i'm pretty sure it's food...

 

[PingSpike]

Bag that and tag that. And by bag I mean paper bag for her head with a picture of her hot friend taped to the front of it.

 

[FoBoT]

:camera:'s?

 

[bignateyk]

Originally posted by: Vegitto

-She has a bunch of hot friends

Also, if I pretend like I am her boyfriend (this idea was suggested by a friend of mine) and behave like a total asshole (to make her 'break up' with me), that'll also ruin all of my chances with her hot friends.

Ahh.. shes what we like to call the "duff". Every group of hot girls has one. The key to hooking up with the hot girls is to befriend the duff, and then the duff will generally put out a good word amongst her hot friends. It looks like this plan backfired in your case. I'd imagine it will be difficult to salvage a friendship with said duff and still hope to get with her hot friends.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: bignateyk

Originally posted by: Vegitto

-She has a bunch of hot friends

Also, if I pretend like I am her boyfriend (this idea was suggested by a friend of mine) and behave like a total asshole (to make her 'break up' with me), that'll also ruin all of my chances with her hot friends.

Ahh.. shes what we like to call the "duff". Every group of hot girls has one. The key to hooking up with the hot girls is to befriend the duff, and then the duff will generally put out a good word amongst her hot friends. It looks like this plan backfired in your case. I'd imagine it will be difficult to salvage a friendship with said duff and still hope to get with her hot friends.

Thats why he should cut his losses and fall back on plan B: Stuff the Duff.

 

[bignateyk]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: bignateyk

Originally posted by: Vegitto

-She has a bunch of hot friends

Also, if I pretend like I am her boyfriend (this idea was suggested by a friend of mine) and behave like a total asshole (to make her 'break up' with me), that'll also ruin all of my chances with her hot friends.

Ahh.. shes what we like to call the "duff". Every group of hot girls has one. The key to hooking up with the hot girls is to befriend the duff, and then the duff will generally put out a good word amongst her hot friends. It looks like this plan backfired in your case. I'd imagine it will be difficult to salvage a friendship with said duff and still hope to get with her hot friends.

Thats why he should cut his losses and fall back on plan B: Stuff the Duff.

hmm.. the man has to exit with some dignity.. stuff the duff FTL!

 

[AbAbber2k]

LJBF

 

[imported_Beavis]

Originally posted by: ArchCenturion
I hear fat girls need loving too.

but they gotta pay for it

 

[mattpegher]

You say you enjoy her company but just as a friend. I recommend that you don't do anything right away. Just continue to be her friend, but don't lead her on. Treat her like a friend and avoid any situations which may be construed as romantic. If your together in a group situation avoid spending too much time with her or away from her. If she advances things toward intimacy step back politely, if she pushes then you can politely ask her not to and explain that you like her as a friend/sister but not as a gf. Tell her that you don't want to loose her friendship.

On the other hand if you really are just using her to get to her friends, then you should just tell her your not interested and avoid her. You may loose access to her friends but if you were using her then you deserve the consequences.

 

[Vegitto]

Not using her, but not interested in a relationship with her, anyway.. I'll just see what she does next.. Will report back, though.

 

[torpid]

Another idea is to write a note to her:

Am I your boyfriend? Check one

Yes
No

And put a check next to no before sending it.

 

[JS80]

what happened that makes her think you're bf/gf now? you make out with her?

 

[rgwalt]

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: pontifex
hmm...i'm thinking 14-16.

why would she think you are her bf? examples? need more info.

"<insert name here>, I'm not your BF."

15, good guess . Well, it was mostly the her introducing me to some people as her BF..

Wow, I've never been so brazen as to think of that... It is like planting a flag.

R

 

[Maxspeed996]

you shoplifted the pootie.....didn't you?
That's why she thinks you are her B/F.....dude...never fails.....brother , you only hit it if you are ready to deal with this kinda crap.
I got married.....and I don't have an excuse.....other than I LIKED TO HIT IT , ALL THE TIME!!!

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: JS80
what happened that makes her think you're bf/gf now? you make out with her?

No. I'm seriously concerned she'd try and eat me .

Originally posted by: Maxspeed996
you shoplifted the pootie.....didn't you?
That's why she thinks you are her B/F.....dude...never fails.....brother , you only hit it if you are ready to deal with this kinda crap.
I got married.....and I don't have an excuse.....other than I LIKED TO HIT IT , ALL THE TIME!!!

Dude, fsck no.

 

[IBuyUFO]

Tell her you want to pork her in the butthole. That will quickly have her break up with you.

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: IBuyUFO
Tell her you want to pork her in the butthole. That will quickly have her break up with you.

I don't know how she'd react to that.. She might even agree to it.. I think she's a bit crazy..

 

[randay]

You're ******, you should have said something the moment porky introduced you as her BF. Change your activities from playing games and eating pig, to working out and excercising. You'll either break up or she'll lose weight, win/win? Maybe you'll get lucky and she'll get hot then you can go back to playing games and you'll have a hot girlfriend who plays games too.

 

[Vegitto]

I didn't mean computer games. And I really wanna joiin a gym or something like that, but I can't afford it. Actually, I desperately need a new pair of shoes (seeing how the front of my left shoe is almost completely gone because it's too small), but I can't afford those, either.

 

[dirtboy]

If you can't afford shoes, you can't afford a hot gf. Sounds like this girl is doing you a favor.