YAGT: Need some help here

[randay]

Originally posted by: dirtboy
If you can't afford shoes, you can't afford a hot gf. Sounds like this girl is doing you a favor.

Ah to be young and in love again...

Does she at least have big boobs? Hopefully shes not one of those flat chested big women... man :shudder;

 

[D1gger]

If she is claiming that you are her bf, then why don't you wait till next week and then tell her hot friends that she broke up with you over the weekend and you're now heartbroken and need a sympathy screw.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: pontifex
hmm...i'm thinking 14-16.

why would she think you are her bf? examples? need more info.

"<insert name here>, I'm not your BF."

15, good guess . Well, it was mostly the her introducing me to some people as her BF..

just tell her you're not her bf, its that simple

edit: was she telling people while you were standing beside her or when you're not around? if its while you were there, why wouldn't you say something?

Well, I don't know if she's told people behind my back, but it was basically:"This is <MYNAME>, my BF." And I didn't say anything because my jaw dropped to about knee-height. But, then again, I realised that if I corrected her, I'd break her heart and she'd hate me for ever and ever (and thus ruining my chances).

I know, it looks like the standard 15-year old whining, but it's not..

I'm 15, yes it is

Originally posted by: torpid
Another idea is to write a note to her:

Am I your boyfriend? Check one

Yes
No

And put a check next to no before sending it.

:laugh:

 

[Shaftatplanetquake]

Since she said it in front of other people already, I think she told quite a few others behind your back afterwards. Do you care about your reputation? Give her the 'friends' line. That cannot fail. If you never kiss her, never touch her, and explain that you are not her boyfriend, you are free to date her friends. Keep her around, let her be all desiring of your c0ck, her friends will eventually betray her by sleeping with you. They are 15 years old, and constantly fighting to determine the pecking order of the social circle. There is simply no way that you won't have one of her friends on your penile unit with my strategy.

 

[randay]

He's 15, don't encourage him to have sex. before he gets a BJ from some 11 year old slut with AIDs. At least I hope he knows to use a condom!

 

[SampSon]

If you're trying to claim that I've got a small penis, I'd be more than happy to take pics and prove you wrong. Then again, I'd probably get banned and possibly arrested for posting pornography including minors.

It's a joke you mental, and penile, midget.

 

[AreaCode707]

Start talking with her about girls (real or mythical) that you are thinking of asking out, and ask for her suggestions on the best way to do it. This way you are clear that you're not her bf, are not interested in her, and are in the near proximity to being somebody's else's boyfriend. The key is to pretend absolute innocence of her idea that you belong to her. Then you're not a cad, you're just surprised!