YAGT: In need of some SERIOUS help

[slsmnaz]

Originally posted by: AnthroAndStargate


Well I dont see her all the time because about a year and a half ago (we had been dating for six months) she said she wantd an "opren relationship" or something... she basicalyl said shes busy with work so she doesnt want to restrict herself with having to hang out everyday so she wants our relationship to be open and free so she has enough time for us to grow and for her to make the grades she needs and do good in her internship at work. Thats why I want this night to go perfect! I think im going to PM Vegitto for help...

The "open relationship" has been explained in many YAGT here. (I hope this is a parody)

And for being together for 2 years you have no clue what to do with her? These have to be some of the worst ideas for impressing a girl I've ever heard of. Go get a movie (slightly girly but not too much), a box of spaghetti and a jar of sauce. Boil the noodles and heat the sauce then combine. It's a very simple plan but should get you out of a jam. All that together should last about 3-4 hours if planned right. For the love of god do not play video games and have her watch you.

Perhaps you could spend this night finding out what she likes and plan the next meet accordingly. Without talking to her this has no chance. And I really hope you are under 15yo.

 

[EGGO]

Penis goes where!?

20/10

 

[eakers]

this sounds like the beginning of a terrible sitcom

... i can't wait to read the updates

 

[EKKC]

when i was with my gf for 2 months i already said pretty much everything to her and there was nothing to talk about from that point on.
now its been 7 years. its pretty much non stop yelling. (yes we yell even when we don't argue, we just like to talk loud.)

the OP is just saving those lovely tender moments and make them last a lot longer by speaking to the gf only once every leap year.

 

[randomlinh]

Originally posted by: AnthroAndStargate

Originally posted by: IMaN00BieGF
You guys dont see eachother very often do you? It nice to know that even though you both have different interests but seem to make it work, but is there anything you both like to do that you can do together. Instead of just doing what you like?

Well I dont see her all the time because about a year and a half ago (we had been dating for six months) she said she wantd an "opren relationship" or something... she basicalyl said shes busy with work so she doesnt want to restrict herself with having to hang out everyday so she wants our relationship to be open and free so she has enough time for us to grow and for her to make the grades she needs and do good in her internship at work. Thats why I want this night to go perfect! I think im going to PM Vegitto for help...

and for those of you that are GOOD PEOPLE and believe me thanks, I'm reading all your advice... keep it coming!

what, are we bad people if we don't believe you? you have to understand, what you typed out fits on the parody model so well. pretending to make pizza hut pizza? using mcdonalds apple pie for desert?

and to be perfectly honest, if you are telling the truth, and this is an "open relationship"... all I have to say really is good luck and don't be blind.

 

[PaNsyBoy8]

If you've had an open relationship for the last 1.5 years, is she really still your gf? i mean, she's probably out with other guys on a regular basis, and you're well...playing halo.

also i don't think techno is mood setting music, unless your idea of mood is much different from mine.

 

[Yanagi]

I refer back to point number 3 on my first post. I got the impression she was more like a friend than a GF.. Looks like I'm in the right here.

Dr. Phil would be proud of us

 

[Cooler]

I really do not think this thread is real because.
A. Why would you want to talk about Computers if she does not like them?
B. You want to show her YTMND.
C. No Pics of said girl.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: dxkj

Originally posted by: KarenMarie

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Sweet Zombie Jesus... this has got to be a parody.

Yeah it's a great one :laugh:

I had just logged on when I saw this thread. Did not see the original. Which thread is this a parody of, please?

1) Dating a girl for 2 years
2) Knows girl doesnt like computers
3) Wants to show girl how much he owns at halo 2
4) Blue condoms, she likes blue
5) etc

Because, chicks dig a guy with mad gaming skilz! :laugh:MAO!!!

 

[DougK62]

YAGT threads are only fun if they're real. This is obviously not real.

 

[n yusef]

Originally posted by: AnthroAndStargate

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: AnthroAndStargate

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Two years and you're worried about getting "lucky?"

We havent really done it yet. I felt the timing wasnt right, thats why I want this to work and I need your help! This isnt a freaking paradoy - I need real advice!

Don't forget your Halo2 t-shirt.

*slowly backs out of the thread*

huh? i dont have a halo 2 tshirt - but im not wearign a tshirt - im going to be dressing up in a nice polo and some cargo pants

lol

 

[AnthroAndStargate]

Originally posted by: PaNsyBoy8
If you've had an open relationship for the last 1.5 years, is she really still your gf? i mean, she's probably out with other guys on a regular basis, and you're well...playing halo.

also i don't think techno is mood setting music, unless your idea of mood is much different from mine.

I still dont see whats the big deal about an open relationship. All she said was that she was to busy so she didnt want to "restrict" our relationship to meetign every day and spending all our time together.

 

[elektrolokomotive]

If no pictures get posted of the "date", I move for ban.

 

[Pepsi90919]

ahahahahaha

 

[clamum]

Hahaha! Pretty funny, not as good as Preyhunter and J0hnny's threads though. 8/10

 

[A5]

Originally posted by: AnthroAndStargate

Originally posted by: PaNsyBoy8
If you've had an open relationship for the last 1.5 years, is she really still your gf? i mean, she's probably out with other guys on a regular basis, and you're well...playing halo.

also i don't think techno is mood setting music, unless your idea of mood is much different from mine.

I still dont see whats the big deal about an open relationship. All she said was that she was to busy so she didnt want to "restrict" our relationship to meetign every day and spending all our time together.

It means that she wanted to bone other dudes.

Herpes FTL!

 

[wheresmybacon]

best parody ever

i lol'd so hard after reading this coworkers are demanding to see. they are laughing equally as hard now. this cannot be real.

"mashed up mcdonalds apple pies"?

wasn't this like a three's company episode or something?

 

[dquan97]

Need pics first. Talk about how her day went, how your day was...

 

[CKent]

:laugh:

 

[WA261]

WTF? It is not your 2nd yr. anniversary. You need to be in a relationship for that...not having some chick over and eating and watching movies, sometimes...You actually said you dont know what to talk about...MY HELL DUDE!! I am not being a d!ck, but are you really that big of a nerd that you hold on to this thinking it is a relationship? Ummm..."open relationship" means she does other guys. Dont mean to be an ass, but that is just sad.

 

[pbaker]

first off, ban without pics, secondly. order some bread sticks to make the meal complete. that and maybe those shafts of bread will have some sort of aphrodisiac affect. good luck brother.

 

[PaNsyBoy8]

Originally posted by: AnthroAndStargate

Originally posted by: PaNsyBoy8
If you've had an open relationship for the last 1.5 years, is she really still your gf? i mean, she's probably out with other guys on a regular basis, and you're well...playing halo.

also i don't think techno is mood setting music, unless your idea of mood is much different from mine.

I still dont see whats the big deal about an open relationship. All she said was that she was to busy so she didnt want to "restrict" our relationship to meetign every day and spending all our time together.

what you describe as an open relationship, most people would describe as a normal relationship. in normal relationships, the couple doesn't need to see and meet everyday and spend all their time together. if she told you she wanted an open relationship because she didn't want to see you everyday what she meant was you can believe what you want but i'm going to go on with my regular life.

i'm not trying to be mean here, just hoping you really understand what's going on.

 

[Skunkwourk]

if you get through the night, I think you better marry this girl...

 

[ultimatebob]

Nothing like YTMND to put chicks in the mood.

Brian Peppers... real smooth. We should be taking notes, boys!

 

[FrustratedUser]

LOL... WTF is this... bwaaaaahahaha. I'm not uber smooth with the ladies but damn this MUST be a joke.