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Syringer

Lifer
Aug 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: KarenMarie
Originally posted by: Syringer
Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Sweet Zombie Jesus... this has got to be a parody.

Yeah it's a great one :laugh:

I had just logged on when I saw this thread. Did not see the original. Which thread is this a parody of, please?

A parody of every YAGT ever posted here. At least, I'm 99.95% sure it is. If not then, God help us all..
 

dxkj

Lifer
Feb 17, 2001
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Originally posted by: KarenMarie
Originally posted by: Syringer
Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Sweet Zombie Jesus... this has got to be a parody.

Yeah it's a great one :laugh:

I had just logged on when I saw this thread. Did not see the original. Which thread is this a parody of, please?

1) Dating a girl for 2 years
2) Knows girl doesnt like computers
3) Wants to show girl how much he owns at halo 2
4) Blue condoms, she likes blue
5) etc

 

DarkKnight69

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Here is what you do:

1. Tell her you dont know how to cook and offer to take her to Dinner.
2. Get a movie which she will enjoy (often she will hint at earlier occations)
3. Give up on the whole sex thing, if you dont know the diff between lubed and non-lubed, you are not ready to be sticking ur wee in her special place.
4. ??
5. No profit for you, I feel pity.

If all else fails, you can go gay and hang our with ur halo 2 buddies and eat pizza while watching YMTD...
 

Azraele

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Nov 5, 2000
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You need to either take her out to eat or grab some recipes and go from there. McDonalds and pizza Hut =bad idea. As for dinner conversation, find some common ground. If you can never talk to her, your relationship will not last. Candles and music is a good idea, as long as it's romantic.

And get her a small gift to mark the occasion.
 

Yanagi

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Jun 8, 2004
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OMG WTF? You dont know how to cook, and you've been with her for 2 years and dont even know her? This either - as many have pointed out - total BS, or you should start take control of your life. How old are you? You cant cook? Then RTFM and cook somehting simple. I swear to god, even if oyu dont cook well at least you show her that you've tried your hardest tot make the best out of the night, that will probably be more appeciated than order out, or taking her to a restaurant. It will show her you CARE.

Some simple rules:

1) RTFM how to cook, at least trying to cook will show her you put some effing effort into it at least, its not that hard to cook a simple meal, get a recipe.
2) Would you at least TRY talking to her? Beeing with someone 2 years and only know her favourite color is _NOT_ knowing someone, much less calling that person your significant other. I've been with my girl for 4 years and we know eachother very well, we know when the other one is lying and sometimes we can almost read eachothers minds.
3) I can understand the thing about not having sex when you've been for her but for the love of god dude, if you havent slept with her in 2 years it wont kill you waiting some more? Have the thought crossed you that ou might be more friends with this girl than having a romantic relationship with her?


Thats all I have to say, if this is a parody, WTG, its a good one. If its seriously not I think I'll be praying for the first time in my life, ever..
 

Yanagi

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Jun 8, 2004
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I thought the official Parody scale acronym was POAPS - Proven Official Anandtech Parody Scale -
 

Vegitto

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May 3, 2005
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Originally posted by: AnthroAndStargate
I also went to my university health center and got blue condoms - cause blue is her favorite color, does "non-lubricated" mean that they werent made with oil based products?

Non-lubricated means that they won't glide, meaning you'll either have to use KY Jelly (or another lube, pick one. Water-based) or use natural lube.

And, man, cooking is really simple. Make fscking pasta. I've got a great, easy and AUTHENTIC recipe. Even a 5-year old could do it if he would be allowed to use the stove. PM me.
 

Alex

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Oct 26, 1999
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Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Sweet Zombie Jesus... this has got to be a parody.

QFT

theres no other way this dude could have gotten thru a 2 year relationship like that :laugh:
 

PokerGuy

Lifer
Jul 2, 2005
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Originally posted by: Yanagi
I thought the official Parody scale acronym was POAPS - Proven Official Anandtech Parody Scale -
Nope, that's just an imposter. The PPS is the only reliable parody scale ;)