YAGT How do I make a girl breakup with her boyfriend?

[Beev]

I met a girl that I really, really like a lot, and I can tell that she really likes me too. Only problem is she has a boyfriend that she like just as much (probably more seeing as how she is still with him) What's a good way to try and push things further with her? We've know each other for a while now so we're incredibly laid back around each other.

 

[KLin]

Shooting him in the head is a surefire way to show this girl how much you care about her.

EDIT: Make sure you do it in front of her too. :thumbsup:

 

[l Xes l]

aiiite, player. play safe.

 

[quakefiend420]

i see great potential in this thread's future

 

[Tobolo]

Dont. That is an horrid and selfish thing to do to someone.

 

[B00ne]

hit the sack with her boyfriend - if she'll take you afterwards is a different question

 

[Pepsei]

one, you don't do anything extra to try to break her up. let her make that choice.
two, don't just settle for one girl, have other options open

 

[dnuggett]

Kiss him in front of her. That should do the trick.

 

[Czar]

if you do that we will have to replace your man card with the douchebag card

 

[MichaelD]

Remember these words of wisdom, young Jedi:

Any girl that cheats on her boyfriend with you, or leaves her boyfriend to be with you, will do the same thing TO YOU, eventually.

You can take that to the bank.

 

[Specop 007]

Yep, definitely sounds like she *really* likes you. After all, the surest sign of love is when they are happily with someone else. :disgust:

Dont be such a idiot.

 

[y2kc]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Remember these words of wisdom, young Jedi:

Any girl that cheats on her boyfriend with you, or leaves her boyfriend to be with you, will do the same thing TO YOU, eventually.

You can take that to the bank.

better yet you can take that to the casino and go "all in".....



don't be a douche. she's not what you think she is, this proves it.

 

[TheoPetro]

stop being an asshat. if it were my girl and she foundout you weret rying to do this i doubt she would even ever talk to you again. plus the insane assbeating you would recieve from me would probaly make your life a living hell. i hear not too many people like eating through a feeding tube to survive.

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Remember these words of wisdom, young Jedi:

Any girl that cheats on her boyfriend with you, or leaves her boyfriend to be with you, will do the same thing TO YOU, eventually.

You can take that to the bank.

listen to this man....

 

[l Xes l]

Originally posted by: Pepsei

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Remember these words of wisdom, young Jedi:

Any girl that cheats on her boyfriend with you, or leaves her boyfriend to be with you, will do the same thing TO YOU, eventually.

You can take that to the bank.

listen to this man....

and which bank?

 

[spherrod]

Originally posted by: Specop 007
Dont be such a idiot.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: l Xes l

Originally posted by: Pepsei

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Remember these words of wisdom, young Jedi:

Any girl that cheats on her boyfriend with you, or leaves her boyfriend to be with you, will do the same thing TO YOU, eventually.

You can take that to the bank.

listen to this man....

and which bank?

The Bank of She Shows No Interest. Your Pride account is now overdrawn and empty. :brokenheart:

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: Specop 007
Yep, definitely sounds like she *really* likes you. After all, the surest sign of love is when they are happily with someone else. :disgust:

Dont be such a idiot.

bwhahahahah man there are quite a few sig worth quotes already in this thread but this one rules..

 

[loic2003]

Originally posted by: Specop 007
Yep, definitely sounds like she *really* likes you. After all, the surest sign of love is when they are happily with someone else. :disgust:

Dont be such a idiot.

Um, you're the idiot. Clearly she's just playing hard to get.

Girl n00b.

 

[DavemanUT]

Just be her friend.... you'll start to lose interest after a while and she'll miss you when you stop hanging out w/ her b/c all you want is some play. She'll probably dump her current b/f out of boredom and come looking for you then.

 

[MiniDoom]

Originally posted by: loic2003

Originally posted by: Specop 007
Yep, definitely sounds like she *really* likes you. After all, the surest sign of love is when they are happily with someone else. :disgust:

Dont be such a idiot.

Um, you're the idiot. Clearly she's just playing hard to get.

Girl n00b.

What? Are you guys in high school still. Specop is right, Don?t bother OP find another, this can lead to more problems than any girl is worth. Anyway if she really liked you she would have left him by now.

 

[Glavinsolo]

Best way is continue being her friend and let his jealousy do the job

 

[pontifex]

i wouldn't do anything to try to make them break up but if you really wanted to...
get him drunk and buy him a hooker or something and then take pics. anonymously mail pics to his gf.

 

[SoulAssassin]

Just crush it on the DL...if she stays w her current guy keep crushing it every now and then (FTF)....if they break up get w her and crush it some more but don't expect it to turn into a serious relationship (since as previously mentioned she probably will cheat on you some day). Love is love...sex is sex....go get some.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Start parking your car in front of her house every night. Call her all the time, but don't ever tell her who you are....then hang up. Gather as many pictures of her as possible and construct a shrine out said pictures, cardboard, and candles. (use glitter where necessary) Make a portrait out of her with ketchup and mustard from White Castle packets on her doorstep....be sure to sign the portrait in french fries and onions.