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JackSoph

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Get her drunk and whip out captain one-eye and yell "thar she blows!"

If she likes you, she'll know what to do.

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loic2003

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Originally posted by: rdubbz420
Originally posted by: loic2003
Originally posted by: Specop 007
Yep, definitely sounds like she *really* likes you. After all, the surest sign of love is when they are happily with someone else. :disgust:

Dont be such a idiot.
Um, you're the idiot. Clearly she's just playing hard to get.

Girl n00b.

What? Are you guys in high school still. Specop is right, Don?t bother OP find another, this can lead to more problems than any girl is worth. Anyway if she really liked you she would have left him by now.

Time for a battery change on your sarcasm meter, boyo.
 

CraigRT

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If she is interested in you she will do it on her own. I've been in your shoes too. I never had any success, but I also did not fully expect to.
Best bet is to just attempt to move on (easier said than done, i know)
 

Pepsei

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Originally posted by: loic2003
Originally posted by: Specop 007
Yep, definitely sounds like she *really* likes you. After all, the surest sign of love is when they are happily with someone else. :disgust:

Dont be such a idiot.
Um, you're the idiot. Clearly she's just playing hard to get.

Girl n00b.


alex, i'll take the rapist for $600....
 

Doboji

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man.... what would I do without the fury of ATOT?! Entertainment infinatum

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JackSoph

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Originally posted by: Pepsei
Originally posted by: loic2003
Originally posted by: Specop 007
Yep, definitely sounds like she *really* likes you. After all, the surest sign of love is when they are happily with someone else. :disgust:

Dont be such a idiot.
Um, you're the idiot. Clearly she's just playing hard to get.

Girl n00b.


alex, i'll take the rapist for $600....

It's Therapists... Therapists for $600, Sean. Not what you said.



BUT on a more relative note... the girl is doing what every lame girl is doing. She is setting up her next man just her current man goes sour. She'll do it with you if you get her too. If she REALLY was a catch, she would not be leading your n00b ass along. Her man would be getting all that nice attention.

So I say stay away, unless you are just looking to oozinate on her face. Which is perfectly fine to do that to a trifling ho like that.

But I say no to trying for the relationship, because she'll do the same thing to you. Seems like her style if this plan of yours works.
 

MiniDoom

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Originally posted by: loic2003
Originally posted by: rdubbz420
Originally posted by: loic2003
Originally posted by: Specop 007
Yep, definitely sounds like she *really* likes you. After all, the surest sign of love is when they are happily with someone else. :disgust:

Dont be such a idiot.
Um, you're the idiot. Clearly she's just playing hard to get.

Girl n00b.

What? Are you guys in high school still. Specop is right, Don?t bother OP find another, this can lead to more problems than any girl is worth. Anyway if she really liked you she would have left him by now.

Time for a battery change on your sarcasm meter, boyo.

sorry, you forgot the :roll:
 

mrrman

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Remember these words of wisdom, young Jedi:

Any girl that cheats on her boyfriend with you, or leaves her boyfriend to be with you, will do the same thing TO YOU, eventually.

You can take that to the bank.

Well put!!!
 

j00fek

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Originally posted by: KLin
Shooting him in the head is a surefire way to show this girl how much you care about her.

EDIT: Make sure you do it in front of her too. :thumbsup:

:laugh:
 

olds

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Rookie. If she dumps him for you, eventually she will dump you for someone else. Then you'll cry like a baby because you didn't see it coming.
 

gigapet

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uhhh her boyfriend isnt yoru problem. Just because there is a goalie doesn't mean you can't score. The easiest way to have her break up with her boyfriend is to sleep with her or hook up or whatever you wanna call it. Kiss her and see where it goes. Also don't expect her to be loyal to you if she ends up dumping him after you a make a move.
 

gigapet

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Originally posted by: swtethan
karma + douchebag = you

has nothing to do with karma, they are not married. This is life, couples break up and move on. You seem bitter like you've gotten the ****** end of the stick in a similar scenario.
 

swtethan

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Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: swtethan
karma + douchebag = you

has nothing to do with karma, they are not married. This is life, couples break up and move on. You seem bitter like you've gotten the ****** end of the stick in a similar scenario.

nope :)
 

crownjules

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Originally posted by: Sraaz
I met a girl that I really, really like a lot, and I can tell that she really likes me too. Only problem is she has a boyfriend that she like just as much (probably more seeing as how she is still with him) What's a good way to try and push things further with her? We've know each other for a while now so we're incredibly laid back around each other.

Tell her that you caught her boyfriend masturbating to gay, midget, kiddie, bondage porn. That should do the trick.
 

DaShen

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Where's my lawnchair? Someone stole my lawnchair!!!!! :|

Meh, at least I have :beer: and pie