YAGT How do I make a girl breakup with her boyfriend?

[astrocase]

Don't dance in another man's parade.

 

[TeamZero]

You're a tool for wanting to break a couple up because of your selfish desires.

Have some respect.

 

[Unheard]

I hate you and all people like you. I had a guy try this between me and my girlfriend. He wasn't sucessful and got a beat down in the process. I hope you die OP.

 

[2Dead]

Originally posted by: crownjules

Originally posted by: Sraaz
I met a girl that I really, really like a lot, and I can tell that she really likes me too. Only problem is she has a boyfriend that she like just as much (probably more seeing as how she is still with him) What's a good way to try and push things further with her? We've know each other for a while now so we're incredibly laid back around each other.

Tell her that you caught her boyfriend masturbating to gay, midget, kiddie, bondage porn. That should do the trick.

but leave out the part where you were in the room for the same thing

 

[astrocase]

Did the OP get banned yet? Can the mods please post his IP?

 

[BooGiMaN]

since when can men make women do anything we want....

 

[Babbles]

I reckon that this is some weaksauce lame asshattery right here.

 

[MrMaster]

Originally posted by: astrocase
Did the OP get banned yet? Can the mods please post his IP?

Good thread so far but I missed something. Why does the OP need to be banned?

 

[GuitarDaddy]

1. Take BF out and get him drunk
2. Buy him a hooker
3. Take lots of XXX pics of BF with hooker
4. Send pics to girl
5. Spend the appropriate time in HELL for being an evil prick
6. Rinse and repeat for various other commited women

 

[spidey07]

It's real easy. Get her to talk about him. Especially if she got into a tizzy or if somehow she was disappointed.

Just keep letting her talk and asking her how that made her feel.

That's the key. Get her to talk about her feelings and let her do all the talking. You can throw jabs in there like "he sounds very selfish" and "he doesn't respect your feelings like I do" If she starts talking anything good about her BF at all, nip that in the bud and guide her back to her negative feelings and just let her keep building it up.

She's all your after that.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: spidey07
It's real easy. Get her to talk about him. Especially if she got into a tizzy or if somehow she was disappointed.

Just keep letting her talk and asking her how that made her feel.

That's the key. Get her to talk about her feelings and let her do all the talking. You can throw jabs in there like "he sounds very selfish" and "he doesn't respect your feelings like I do" If she starts talking anything good about her BF at all, nip that in the bud and guide her back to her negative feelings and just let her keep building it up.

She's all your after that.

Now here's a man who knows his shiat. Spidey07 has definitely been "The D!ck Behind Broken Glass" before. I.E. "her friend."

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, BREAK GLASS, BABY. I'LL BE HERE.

Mmm-hmm.

 

[gigapet]

why is everyone so against a guy going after a girl with a boyfriend? She obviously wouldnt be seeing other men if she wasnt interested in finding a new one.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: gigapet
why is everyone so against a guy going after a girl with a boyfriend? She obviously wouldnt be seeing other men if she wasnt interested in finding a new one.

Agreed. They won't normally jump unless they have something to jump to.

plus they're not married.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: gigapet
why is everyone so against a guy going after a girl with a boyfriend? She obviously wouldnt be seeing other men if she wasnt interested in finding a new one.

Good question. The answer is b/c the OP doesn't just want to sink the pink w/this girl; he wants her for his own. Not a good way to start a "serious" relationship.

Now, if his question was "How do I bag this chick? She's got a BF!" That would be diff. There would be no conscience involved or anything b/c he wouldn't be making her do anything she didn't want to do. Same way I feel about seeing a married woman, assuming I don't know her husband of course!

If she's a stranger, I don't know her or her HB, and she wants it...hell, who am I to say no? It's not rape, for cryin' out loud. It's me providing a counseling service, per se.

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: gigapet
why is everyone so against a guy going after a girl with a boyfriend? She obviously wouldnt be seeing other men if she wasnt interested in finding a new one.

Good question. The answer is b/c the OP doesn't just want to sink the pink w/this girl; he wants her for his own. Not a good way to start a "serious" relationship.

Now, if his question was "How do I bag this chick? She's got a BF!" That would be diff. There would be no conscience involved or anything b/c he wouldn't be making her do anything she didn't want to do. Same way I feel about seeing a married woman, assuming I don't know her husband of course!

If she's a stranger, I don't know her or her HB, and she wants it...hell, who am I to say no? It's not rape, for cryin' out loud. It's me providing a counseling service, per se.

exactly! if men would just keep their women satisfied and under control it would never be an issue!

 

[mitaiwan82]

when in doubt....

 

[zachtos]

go to a strip club
find a decently hot girl
offer her money to hit on this guy at a restaurant and ask him for his number in front of his current girlfriend. also, have her grab his ass or something on the way out.
this will surely cause a fight. she will tell you about it surely. then you discuss "his reaction" to the incident and how "if he really cared about you, he would have told her to get lost"

 

[bleeb]

Danger Danger, you're playing with fire big dawg.

 

[habib89]

Originally posted by: KLin
Shooting him in the head is a surefire way to show this girl how much you care about her.

EDIT: Make sure you do it in front of her too. :thumbsup:

hahaha

next time you're hanging out, just pull out the drinks and make up some drinking game.. like take a shot at ever commercial or some sh!t.. git 'er done.. either she'll break up with her boyfriend, or she won't, but if she doesn't, then she's still willing to have sex with you.. win win!

 

[imported_Phil]

Do you mean "how can I lose some teeth and gain some cuts and bruises?"

 

[Beev]

Well, I guess thanks for the help I sort of got . I think I'm going to just let sleeping dogs lie...

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
The Bank of She Shows No Interest. Your Pride account is now overdrawn and empty. :brokenheart:

Is it wrong that I've missed MichaelD?

If it is, I don't want to be right.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: Sraaz
How do I make a girl breakup with her boyfriend?

Have sex with her BF. That'll do it. Can't say she'll be too interested in you afterwards... But your mission will be accomplished!

 

[Eeezee]

No, we will not tell you how to be an asshole. Even your best friends would probably disassociate with you if you went through with that.

 

[ghostman]

Originally posted by: gigapet
why is everyone so against a guy going after a girl with a boyfriend? She obviously wouldnt be seeing other men if she wasnt interested in finding a new one.

I think the problem is that some men tend to believe in something that isn't there. My guess is, this girl probably isn't "seeing other men". Maybe she's just a friendly person? The OP just states that "... I can tell that she really likes me too". The OP probably thinks she likes him because she brushed up against him when she ran toward her boyfriend.