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alkemyst

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Originally posted by: Boot Weasel
I can only begin to fathom how many people will answer the following question with something akin to "Yes, you LAMO LOL!!", but am I the only person left who doesn't agree with premarital sex?

Thank you MTV for ruining our generation.

I find the majority of non-premarital sex activists use that as the excuse for their anti-socialness.

There are a few die-hards due to religous or true personal beliefs, but the sad fact is many are using the 'movement' as a crutch. Also I have known of guys (I imagine there are girls along the same lines) just jumping on the bandwagon hoping to score a virgin during a weak moment.
 

raanemaan

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Originally posted by: pookie69
Originally posted by: J0hnny

Cliffnotes:
-Dinner
-Movie
-Kiss
-No poon.

WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!?!?

I'm gonna have t-shirts made-up with that printed on them, and sell them for £5.

And no - you still gotta pay full price. :)

:thumbsup:
 

toekramp

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Boot Weasel
I can only begin to fathom how many people will answer the following question with something akin to "Yes, you LAMO LOL!!", but am I the only person left who doesn't agree with premarital sex?

Thank you MTV for ruining our generation.

I find the majority of non-premarital sex activists use that as the excuse for their anti-socialness.

There are a few die-hards due to religous or true personal beliefs, but the sad fact is many are using the 'movement' as a crutch. Also I have known of guys (I imagine there are girls along the same lines) just jumping on the bandwagon hoping to score a virgin during a weak moment.


well for those of us who aren't xian, premarital sex makes sense :)

(you gotta know what you're getting into, sex is a huge part of a relationship)
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: acemcmac
wallet is an awful place for the "trojan" man....

A pocket is even more terrible, I find most girl's want you to have one ready but at the same time don't want to find it on you ahead of time.....where do you keep your's?

People that need to carry them aren't letting them sit long at a time nor usually keeping them everyday in the wallet. It's the same with women that carry them in their purses. They usually don't leave a whole stash floating around in there due to the possiblilty of hunting for something in the deep recesses of pursedom, they have a Rough Rider Deluxe with the NEW and IMPROVED French Tickler action falling out on their desk ;) instead of the nice handy wipe they had hidden away.

My best bet was carry one for anything spontanious that came up...then a few in my glove box (at night thrown in there when I headed out for the evening) in case I am ending up staying over.



 

Boot Weasel

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Boot Weasel
I can only begin to fathom how many people will answer the following question with something akin to "Yes, you LAMO LOL!!", but am I the only person left who doesn't agree with premarital sex?

Thank you MTV for ruining our generation.

I find the majority of non-premarital sex activists use that as the excuse for their anti-socialness.

There are a few die-hards due to religous or true personal beliefs, but the sad fact is many are using the 'movement' as a crutch. Also I have known of guys (I imagine there are girls along the same lines) just jumping on the bandwagon hoping to score a virgin during a weak moment.

No doubt there are many people like you say, but I can honestly say I have a pretty good social life, and I know no "movement" which you speak of. I just have old-fashioned morals I guess, and I'm I'm proud of it :D
 

knyghtbyte

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Want Poon? change one letter to R and u might have more joy.......(with a bit of help from Kazaa anyhow)

I went out with a Japanese girl once (from Japan, i live in UK, she was studying here), and oh was she ever shy about 'there'........dunno if thats something asian girls are more shy about in general or just her, but if so sounds like the worst thing u can do man is to ASK if u can touch there......(im not saying just touch her regardless, i mean work up to it sensibly)

Oh, this works sometimes, u might wanna try this as a last ditch effort..........book a hotel room (NOT motel room) in advance somewhere far enough away from where u live so going home is not a possibility, also book dinner in the hotels restaurant (its gotta be a good hotel tho, preferably a known name one), tell her about the dinner and where it is (but not the room. tell her your going to treat her to a new dress as well in a shopping session during the daytime, get yourself some fancy togs too.......compliment her a lot, be polite and well mannered (even little things like always opening the door for her etc). Get to the hotel, have dinner, walk around the grounds/park afterwards, then head back to hotel for a light drink (not too much, dont wanna get brewers droop) then bingo, if she has gone this far thru the evening, just lead her upstairs and (in your style) GET POON!! (in my style) show the lady the meaning of pleasure with style........
downside, u need some money for this kind of deal, around £300 (US$500)...but hey, its a make or break way of finding out if she does want you or just cant find a way of saying 'leave me alone you twat'
:)
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: knyghtbyte
I went out with a Japanese girl once (from Japan, i live in UK, she was studying here), and oh was she ever shy about 'there'........dunno if thats something asian girls are more shy about in general or just her, but if so sounds like the worst thing u can do man is to ASK if u can touch there......(im not saying just touch her regardless, i mean work up to it sensibly)

Japanese women I know a lot about and only within the last generation has open nudity of couples become more common...it's usually a lights out affair. This is sort of odd since you do have public bathing at the hot springs of a coed nature, but I guess it's distant and very brief (a quick disrobe and submerging).

You absolutely never never want to bring up asking a normal sexual act...you may have to ask for the first kiss if things are perhaps happening outside a date, but once you are past all that only the taboo things should be brought up...no matter how you spin it you are going to sound like 'can I stick my finger in it?' Move slow enough to read her signals...even the most timid woman will 'guide' you along with body language at the very least.

Oh, this works sometimes, u might wanna try this as a last ditch effort..........book a hotel room (NOT motel room) in advance somewhere far enough away from where u live so going home is not a possibility, also book dinner in the hotels restaurant (its gotta be a good hotel tho, preferably a known name one), tell her about the dinner and where it is (but not the room. tell her your going to treat her to a new dress as well in a shopping session during the daytime, get yourself some fancy togs too.......compliment her a lot, be polite and well mannered (even little things like always opening the door for her etc). Get to the hotel, have dinner, walk around the grounds/park afterwards, then head back to hotel for a light drink (not too much, dont wanna get brewers droop) then bingo, if she has gone this far thru the evening, just lead her upstairs and (in your style) GET POON!! (in my style) show the lady the meaning of pleasure with style........
downside, u need some money for this kind of deal, around £300 (US$500)...but hey, its a make or break way of finding out if she does want you or just cant find a way of saying 'leave me alone you twat'
:)

Jesus I don't know if that is smart for anything but a ready and steady type girl...and even then if she's ready she's ready...this would only possibly push the issue and get her upset that she has to reciprocate (a situation you don't want to be in).

If you are going from pickups to out, you just hit the beach or park, your place/her place...in this situation that's what's expected usually, it's a niteclub, most aren't looking for a spouse (although it can happen).

I lump first dates into the above, only you are picking a place more 'sedate' so sex or at least making out isn't guaranteed....many women will purposely hold out even with they are numbering 10's of partners for their magic date number to make it no holds barred (usually three dates ... to make it to date three you probably have been shot down trying things on date 1 and 2 and if she is going to go out with you again she knows you are going to keep trying, she isn't stupid and usually this date she is hoping for it).

The third date usually has a way of getting dinner plans out to her saying 'know what, I have some food I can make at my place, why don't we just get a movie ;)'

Now somewhere along this time you need to decide are you looking for action or monogamy. Usually many chicks are thinking this too and so often both people are looking for the opposite.

Many guys make the mistake of getting lucky and now thinking they need to shelter this girl from the world and need to honor her by eventually marrying her....many girls at this point are running :)

I go from wanting steadiness at times to just screwing around...you go on a lot of first dates and see who those are on the same page and who are wanting a boyfriend/father/husband.

Just don't ever spend a ton of cash on the first date with any girl unless you can afford it and you are just doing it for the fun of it.
 

knyghtbyte

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alkemyst, i think u misquote me...lol.......

the very first words of the second piece u quoted are 'Oh, this works sometimes, u might wanna try this as a last ditch effort.' ie NOT a first date scenario, a third or fourth date scenario at the earliest, its not about showing her u want her to marry you, have kids, get a mortgage etc.....its about showing her you know how to do things in style from time to time and are not afraid to......you ask most women, one thing they like is when a guy does his utmost to impress.......certainly he needs to be someone they like as well, but if the OP is already getting dates then its assumed she has some sort of affection for him.....so show her a good time (meaning what u do on the date, not the sex after if it happens) and she'll realise he is someone who is willing to put himself out for her.......granted it probably wouldnt work on every woman, but there is no hard and fast rule........simply put, let her know she is special to you if she is.......if all you are after is 'poon' then forget her and find a tart with no morals, a queen size bed and a friend who is willing to join in :)


EDIT: btw, just for the records, the Japanese girl i went out with, did end up being something steady for around a year, living together for the last 6 months......i ended it because she was a spoiled little princess and it just wasnt working out due to her assuming i did things because im supposed to, not because i did it for her........one good point tho, still get my end away every now again with her if we are both single and feelin horny....hahahah....thats the main thing i do miss about the relationship...lol

EDIT 2: any women reading this, please dont assume my 1st edit makes me sound like im using her to get some pleasure, she is the one who normally starts it off by convincing me she needs help with something at her flat thats broken or whatever, next thing i know im naked and being ridden....heh

 

TrueBlueLS

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This post still makes me laugh. If you have to buy your "poon" from a girl, something is seriously wrong. Morons...
 

theNEOone

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Originally posted by: Boot Weasel
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Boot Weasel
I can only begin to fathom how many people will answer the following question with something akin to "Yes, you LAMO LOL!!", but am I the only person left who doesn't agree with premarital sex?

Thank you MTV for ruining our generation.

I find the majority of non-premarital sex activists use that as the excuse for their anti-socialness.

There are a few die-hards due to religous or true personal beliefs, but the sad fact is many are using the 'movement' as a crutch. Also I have known of guys (I imagine there are girls along the same lines) just jumping on the bandwagon hoping to score a virgin during a weak moment.

No doubt there are many people like you say, but I can honestly say I have a pretty good social life, and I know no "movement" which you speak of. I just have old-fashioned morals I guess, and I'm I'm proud of it :D
uh, hey buddy: premarital sex is against many religious beliefs but it has nothing to do with morals. i love people like you that confuse morality w/ relgiosity. yes, many religious values go hand in hand with leadind sound moral lives, but many do not.

for the record, i love premarital sex....and i'm proud of it.


=|
 

Yax

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Feb 11, 2003
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Hehehe,

Looking at the pic, I'd say she saw "The Ring". no face.
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: Yax
Hehehe,

Looking at the pic, I'd say she saw "The Ring". no face.

The Ring delux

not only blurred but boxed....y0 gotz 3 dayz bizatch.

heh
 

blahblah99

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Oct 10, 2000
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Who cares about the face, you can always turn off the light, as long as the body and everything else is in good shape.

Or if your picky, add some beer to the mix.

EDIT: Sorry didnt' know u were eating dinner with her when I called. I just wanted to know when she was going to finish dinner with you so we can hit it afterwards!
 

Regs

Lifer
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I think you just missed the hit and run. Some girls are just too unstable to try to go out with for a 2nd date. Fact of life.
 

Boot Weasel

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Originally posted by: theNEOone
Originally posted by: Boot Weasel
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Boot Weasel
I can only begin to fathom how many people will answer the following question with something akin to "Yes, you LAMO LOL!!", but am I the only person left who doesn't agree with premarital sex?

Thank you MTV for ruining our generation.

I find the majority of non-premarital sex activists use that as the excuse for their anti-socialness.

There are a few die-hards due to religous or true personal beliefs, but the sad fact is many are using the 'movement' as a crutch. Also I have known of guys (I imagine there are girls along the same lines) just jumping on the bandwagon hoping to score a virgin during a weak moment.

No doubt there are many people like you say, but I can honestly say I have a pretty good social life, and I know no "movement" which you speak of. I just have old-fashioned morals I guess, and I'm I'm proud of it :D
uh, hey buddy: premarital sex is against many religious beliefs but it has nothing to do with morals. i love people like you that confuse morality w/ relgiosity. yes, many religious values go hand in hand with leadind sound moral lives, but many do not.

for the record, i love premarital sex....and i'm proud of it.


=|

Uh, hey buddy, obviously you missed the part where I said "old-fashioned" morals. N00B

 

Chris2wire

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i just had sex last night with this girl ive been seeing for 3 weeks. ive had a crush on her for 6 months, so it was amazing. i wouldve never dreamed she'd ever know i existed, more or less be dating me and having sex (though i prefer the phrase 'making love' becuse i absolutely love her)

shes the one.

life is great.
 

imported_Phil

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Originally posted by: ohnoesaz1
i just had sex last night with this girl ive been seeing for 3 weeks. ive had a crush on her for 6 months, so it was amazing. i wouldve never dreamed she'd ever know i existed, more or less be dating me and having sex (though i prefer the phrase 'making love' becuse i absolutely love her)

shes the one.

life is great.

:cookie: