YAGT: Help, I can't get poon! *Another Update*

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Nebor

Lifer
Jun 24, 2003
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What the hell kind of thread is this? I didn't read any part of it... at all. But it seems like one I'd regret reading.
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: Nebor
What the hell kind of thread is this? I didn't read any part of it... at all. But it seems like one I'd regret reading.

Aimster got his car back, the spider died, and the brick missed it this time.
 

SP33Demon

Lifer
Jun 22, 2001
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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Nebor
What the hell kind of thread is this? I didn't read any part of it... at all. But it seems like one I'd regret reading.

Aimster got his car back, the spider died, and the brick missed it this time.
Wow you're up early Alky. The brick thread was all too funny, I remember NIGHTRAVEN the tool.

 

XNice

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Jun 24, 2000
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Those that say a married guy only knows 1 women are equally clueless. I have been married a second time about 2 years now...prior to that I easily had 1 woman per month on average outside of other serious relationships that developed.
I meant most likely he wouldnt, especially when he broke down the ONE example that worked for him. Alkemist.. you are whats called the exception to the rule. nice sig btw...

 

acemcmac

Lifer
Mar 31, 2003
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Originally posted by: Slvrtg277
Do you steal your mom's bra's and panties out of the hamper?


What a dork. Try letting things go smoothly and quit being so damn clingy. Sounds like this girl gets more romance out of her vibe than out of you......probably more pleasure too.

:thumbsup:
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Nebor
What the hell kind of thread is this? I didn't read any part of it... at all. But it seems like one I'd regret reading.

Aimster got his car back, the spider died, and the brick missed it this time.
Wow you're up early Alky. The brick thread was all too funny, I remember NIGHTRAVEN the tool.

:) I have been spending time on my car more than anything lately and my job which is great....season is coming in for cooler weather so I was up to be off to detail my car and my mom's then help my dad pick up some sod. Tonight is me and my wife + her two japanese exchange student friends shopping...so so time depending how much trouble I can get away with. When I was self-employed I had a lot more time to mess around ;).

Can't wait for boating in march though..

 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: XNice
Those that say a married guy only knows 1 women are equally clueless. I have been married a second time about 2 years now...prior to that I easily had 1 woman per month on average outside of other serious relationships that developed.
I meant most likely he wouldnt, especially when he broke down the ONE example that worked for him. Alkemist.. you are whats called the exception to the rule. nice sig btw...

Thanks, I liked my Mushashi quotes too...yeah I am an exception to a lot of rules I suppose..however, on that same token is why I have to comment to those painting the world with too big of brush strokes. My life is tame compared to many out there both older and more pimp and proper looking than me.

 

AAman

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May 29, 2001
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I really needed the sheer entertainment of this thread today, lol..... wait, when was the last time I came close to..... ahhhh, I can't even use that word ;)
 

pookie69

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Apr 16, 2004
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Originally posted by: J0hnny

Cliffnotes:
-Dinner
-Movie
-Kiss
-No poon.

WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!?!?

I'm gonna have t-shirts made-up with that printed on them, and sell them for £5.

And no - you still gotta pay full price. :)

 

txxxx

Golden Member
Feb 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: pookie69
Originally posted by: J0hnny

Cliffnotes:
-Dinner
-Movie
-Kiss
-No poon.

WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!?!?

I'm gonna have t-shirts made-up with that printed on them, and sell them for £5.

And no - you still gotta pay full price. :)

I'll buy one :D
 

OCNewbie

Diamond Member
Jul 18, 2000
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Poon shouldn't be your #1 goal with this girl. Poon is great and all, but if that's all you're aiming for, then you're too interested in bragging to your friends, getting their respect (or all the people you don't really know on ATOT), than you are a girl's.
 

Jenova314

Senior member
Dec 3, 2000
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if i was a girl who gave you poon, then watched you jump around triumphantly afterwards like a little chimp who just had a banana thrown at him, i'd never speak to you again. of course, by then, it'd have been too late.
 

Boot Weasel

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Dec 1, 2004
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I can only begin to fathom how many people will answer the following question with something akin to "Yes, you LAMO LOL!!", but am I the only person left who doesn't agree with premarital sex?

Thank you MTV for ruining our generation.
 

yobarman

Lifer
Jan 11, 2001
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Originally posted by: Boot Weasel
I can only begin to fathom how many people will answer the following question with something akin to "Yes, you LAMO LOL!!", but am I the only person left who doesn't agree with premarital sex?

Thank you MTV for ruining our generation.

ligthen up and go get laid newb! ;)