YAGT: Help, I can't get poon! *Another Update*

[bootymac]

Oh... my... fscking... god... *brain explodes*

 

[JonnyStarks]

Originally posted by: J0hnny
Well, I asked her if I could touch her "there" and she was like, "ummmm...." and just smiled at me funny. I don't understand!

How do you guys go from making out...to feeling up....to poon?

I certainly don't ask.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: J0hnny
Well, I asked her if I could touch her "there" and she was like, "ummmm...." and just smiled at me funny. I don't understand!

How do you guys go from making out...to feeling up....to poon?

omg, please tell me you're 15.


=|

I'm 26

Classic.

 

[Mo0o]

maybe yo'ure mistaking "getting girls" with them being your friend.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Oh man, I don't know what to say about this one

 

[gistech1978]

would you even know what to do if and when poon was offered?

 

[jtusa]

Originally posted by: JonnyStarks

Originally posted by: J0hnny
Well, I asked her if I could touch her "there" and she was like, "ummmm...." and just smiled at me funny. I don't understand!

How do you guys go from making out...to feeling up....to poon?

I certainly don't ask.

Heh, this one trumps "stick out your hand".

 

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: J0hnny
Well, I asked her if I could touch her "there" and she was like, "ummmm...." and just smiled at me funny. I don't understand!

How do you guys go from making out...to feeling up....to poon?

omg, please tell me you're 15.


=|

I'm 26

Seppuku is the only option.

 

[theNEOone]

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: J0hnny
Well, I asked her if I could touch her "there" and she was like, "ummmm...." and just smiled at me funny. I don't understand!

How do you guys go from making out...to feeling up....to poon?

omg, please tell me you're 15.


=|

I'm 26

say it isn't so.


=|

 

[Kishan]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Ok this has to be a really bad joke

No I'm serious. I can get the girls, but I can't figure out what to do after you "get them".

Again, how do you go from "date - to making out - to touching her - to poon"?

I can't figure this out.

I think you should just stick to girls with names ending in ".jpg"

that was good

 

[yobarman]

Originally posted by: NutBucket

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: J0hnny
Well, I asked her if I could touch her "there" and she was like, "ummmm...." and just smiled at me funny. I don't understand!

How do you guys go from making out...to feeling up....to poon?

omg, please tell me you're 15.


=|

I'm 26

Seppuku is the only option.

dear god.... by 26... if you can't get laid within 24 hours of thinking "i need to get laid" then Seppuku really is your only options. Die with honor!

 

[J0hnny]

Alright so then you have to just be really aggressive about it. If she resists mildly, I should still continue right?

I have a date with her tomorrow. I'm going to bring her to watch 'The Grudge'. Hopefully if it's scary, she'll be all over me. That's when I'm going to make my move. I'm going to get back to you guys tomorrow on the results.

 

[sniperruff]

Originally posted by: J0hnny
She seems like she's into me.

seems is the key word

Well, we've gone out maybe 4 or 5 times. I've held her hands too.

skywalker?

she keeps resisting when I try to kiss her and feel her up. WTF is wrong??!

umm if she lets you get into her pants after you go out with her 4,5 times and she "seems" like to be into you, then something is wrong with her.

 

[a64fxman]

what is a poon?

 

[Spikesoldier]

Originally posted by: jtusa4

Originally posted by: JonnyStarks

Originally posted by: J0hnny
Well, I asked her if I could touch her "there" and she was like, "ummmm...." and just smiled at me funny. I don't understand!

How do you guys go from making out...to feeling up....to poon?

I certainly don't ask.

Heh, this one trumps "stick out your hand".

No! it does not.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: J0hnny
Alright so then you have to just be really aggressive about it. If she resists mildly, I should still continue right?

I have a date with her tomorrow. I'm going to bring her to watch 'The Grudge'. Hopefully if it's scary, she'll be all over me. That's when I'm going to make my move. I'm going to get back to you guys tomorrow on the results.

Don't ask any of us for bail money.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: jayn
what is a poon?

urbandictionary.com

Are you new to life?

 

[J0hnny]

Originally posted by: yobarman

Originally posted by: NutBucket

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: J0hnny
Well, I asked her if I could touch her "there" and she was like, "ummmm...." and just smiled at me funny. I don't understand!

How do you guys go from making out...to feeling up....to poon?

omg, please tell me you're 15.


=|

I'm 26

Seppuku is the only option.

dear god.... by 26... if you can't get laid within 24 hours of thinking "i need to get laid" then Seppuku really is your only options. Die with honor!

It's not as easy as you think. I'm a fairly good looking guy too.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: jayn
what is a poon?

ATi

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: J0hnny
Alright so then you have to just be really aggressive about it. If she resists mildly, I should still continue right?

I have a date with her tomorrow. I'm going to bring her to watch 'The Grudge'. Hopefully if it's scary, she'll be all over me. That's when I'm going to make my move. I'm going to get back to you guys tomorrow on the results.

Oh man, I can't wait for him to come back and blame ATOT for his sexual assualt charges.

 

[a64fxman]

do you have lots of $$$$$

 

[MacBaine]

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: yobarman

Originally posted by: NutBucket

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: J0hnny
Well, I asked her if I could touch her "there" and she was like, "ummmm...." and just smiled at me funny. I don't understand!

How do you guys go from making out...to feeling up....to poon?

omg, please tell me you're 15.


=|

I'm 26

Seppuku is the only option.

dear god.... by 26... if you can't get laid within 24 hours of thinking "i need to get laid" then Seppuku really is your only options. Die with honor!

It's not as easy as you think. I'm a fairly good looking guy too.

I would hope so... we all know that intelligence isn't your selling point by now.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: MacBaine

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: yobarman

Originally posted by: NutBucket

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: J0hnny
Well, I asked her if I could touch her "there" and she was like, "ummmm...." and just smiled at me funny. I don't understand!

How do you guys go from making out...to feeling up....to poon?

omg, please tell me you're 15.


=|

I'm 26

Seppuku is the only option.

dear god.... by 26... if you can't get laid within 24 hours of thinking "i need to get laid" then Seppuku really is your only options. Die with honor!

It's not as easy as you think. I'm a fairly good looking guy too.

I would hope so... we all know that intelligence isn't your selling point by now.

zing!

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix

Originally posted by: J0hnny
Alright so then you have to just be really aggressive about it. If she resists mildly, I should still continue right?

I have a date with her tomorrow. I'm going to bring her to watch 'The Grudge'. Hopefully if it's scary, she'll be all over me. That's when I'm going to make my move. I'm going to get back to you guys tomorrow on the results.

Oh man, I can't wait for him to come back and blame ATOT for his sexual assualt charges.

C'mon, everyone knows "NO" is just women talk for "PLEASE TAKE ME NOW"

 

[a64fxman]

how do we start a donation account to bail him?