YAGT: Cuddling "issues"...help me! *SCORE!*

[TechnoKid]

Originally posted by: Argo
Omg, for some reason this is the best story ever. The way you describe it makes it priceless.

best thread evarrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRR :beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: dabuddha

Originally posted by: Deeko
Deeko's take:

OP was embarassed because we lambasted him so bad.

OP made up story about him getting laid.

OP added a few embarassing parts to it (high pitched squeek, 45 seconds) to try to make it sound believable.

OP still sucks.

Next?

Sounds like something you have experience with.

Ha...at least when i posted YAGT's, over 2 years ago, I was getting consistant ass before and after the fact.

Notice how there is no girl to post about anymore.

 

[AFB]

Originally posted by: Schrodinger
lol @ "best 45 seconds" of your life

Hahahahaha

 

[Marsumane]

This is the funniest post ive ever read on this entire site.

 

[Hyperblaze]

what a novel!

There used to be a place on the net where folks could share their first time to others.

Website seems to be gone though.

Your could of easily of been the better written ones out there.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: amdfanboy

Originally posted by: Schrodinger
lol @ "best 45 seconds" of your life

Hahahahaha

Hey, no laughing! Most virgins last 40 seconds tops!

He actually went over the standard time by 5 seconds!

 

[DeafeningSilence]

Originally posted by: Hankerton

Originally posted by: User1001
allright what's this a parody of.
BTW ROFLMAO.

I don't think this is a parody of anything. This story is way too detailed to just be made up. Congrats to the OP. You're now a man!!!

Why is it too detailed to be made up? Some people are highly creative. I initially believed this was all a joke, and I still do. He's updating it just to string along the people that swallowed it hook, line, and sinker.

 

[puffpio]

"I said ?Oh sh!t!? in a high-pitched, but not uncool voice. "

hahahahah
high pitched but not uncool
aggagagagahaha

 

[Preyhunter]

You guys can laugh all you want, but I got the nookie!

 

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: Preyhunter
You guys can laugh all you want, but I got the nookie!

Assuming you did well you should complete your feat by posting pics

 

[OpTiX]

Originally posted by: NutBucket

Originally posted by: Preyhunter
You guys can laugh all you want, but I got the nookie!

Assuming you did well you should complete your feat by posting pics

yeah pics plx

 

[kranky]

A careful reading shows that there was girl, there was bed, there was condom, and there was the "45 seconds", but it doesn't actually say there was poon, does it?

 

[Preyhunter]

Maybe for my next update, I'll have a webcam running.

 

[kenrippy]

congrats on the nookie bro. let me fill you in on a little ditty that will make her think you're a freakin stud. pick up a pack of those trojan extended pleasure rubbers. them damn things will let you go for quite a while before "you finish". almost to the point that you'll want to rip it off and finish without it....BUT DON'T DO THAT for obvious reasons. i wear them every once in a while when i want to give the wife some "extended pleasure"

 

[kenrippy]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: amdfanboy

Originally posted by: Schrodinger
lol @ "best 45 seconds" of your life

Hahahahaha

Hey, no laughing! Most virgins last 40 seconds tops!

He actually went over the standard time by 5 seconds!

no sh1t, i think for my first time i went off when my weenie touched her leg.

 

[yllus]

That was pretty sad but also pretty funny, kudos.

 

[maziwanka]

HAHAHAHAHA. man. the update. the fvcking update. hahahahahahhaha

 

[Triforceofcourage]

My most favorite thread ever . lol

 

[bdjohnson]

45sec?

 

[PHiuR]

OMGZ....how did u do it!?!?!?! can you teach me some of ur L33T SKILL0RZ PLEASE!!!!!!!!

 

[PanzerIV]

Best joke thread eva! Wonderful execution Preyhunter. :thumbsup:

 

[Beller0ph1]

I must say, if its true, congrats, and you made us all laugh. If its not, you made us all laugh and have elevated yourself to stardom here. Well done!

 

[bozik]

i truely enjoyed this story - it made me laugh at work - as I am bored as hell right now. Well done!!

but gelled your eyebrows? i didnt know that was an option

 

[zhena]

no one EVER calls breasts "bewbies" and if they do, they don't type "bewbies"

you are full of sh!t.

 

[ElFenix]