YAGT: Cuddling "issues"...help me! *SCORE!*

[Koing]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Hey guys!

Preyhunter scored, how many did that tonight?
45 secs is a start.

Tomorrow night

Congrats Prehunter.

45seconds is 45seconds more then NOTHING

Who cares about his 45seconds? The point is that he actually got further. I had a friend last all of 60seconds his first time! He will last longer as he has more sex.

:beer:

Koing

 

[Deeko]

Deeko's take:

OP was embarassed because we lambasted him so bad.

OP made up story about him getting laid.

OP added a few embarassing parts to it (high pitched squeek, 45 seconds) to try to make it sound believable.

OP still sucks.

Next?

 

[Koing]

The high pitch squeek thing is rather dodgy by any account...

Koing

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: Deeko
Deeko's take:

OP was embarassed because we lambasted him so bad.

OP made up story about him getting laid.

OP added a few embarassing parts to it (high pitched squeek, 45 seconds) to try to make it sound believable.

OP still sucks.

Next?

OP wrote such a great parody, you were fooled.

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: kranky

Originally posted by: Deeko
Deeko's take:

OP was embarassed because we lambasted him so bad.

OP made up story about him getting laid.

OP added a few embarassing parts to it (high pitched squeek, 45 seconds) to try to make it sound believable.

OP still sucks.

Next?

OP wrote such a great parody, you were fooled.

Seeing as I don't read every single thread that graces this message board, it probably wasn't so much I was fooled, as I didn't read the thread he was parodying.

*shrug*

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: Deeko
Deeko's take:

OP was embarassed because we lambasted him so bad.

OP made up story about him getting laid.

OP added a few embarassing parts to it (high pitched squeek, 45 seconds) to try to make it sound believable.

OP still sucks.

Next?

Sounds like something you have experience with.

 

[Gothgar]

bwahahahahaha!!!!!!111oneoneoneroxx0r5!!!

/breeeeaaaath



hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!exclamationpointBBQ!!!1111



Nomination for best thread of the year, seconded, or thirded..ed or whatever!

 

[bleeb]

gahaha too funny

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: dabuddha

Originally posted by: Deeko
Deeko's take:

OP was embarassed because we lambasted him so bad.

OP made up story about him getting laid.

OP added a few embarassing parts to it (high pitched squeek, 45 seconds) to try to make it sound believable.

OP still sucks.

Next?

Sounds like something you have experience with.

Ha...at least when i posted YAGT's, over 2 years ago, I was getting consistant ass before and after the fact.

 

[edro]

This is definately thread of the year material... I have skipped over it for the last week and finally read it... Hilarious!

It still has to be a joke.

 

[parody]

Best. Me. Ever.

 

[txxxx]

Wow , ATOT actually 'helped' someone rather than ruin it?

Edit: I'll take that back , ONLY 45 SECONDS?!??!?!

 

[Mr N8]

Wow...I can't wait for the "Dec 21 - OMG! My dad noticed he was missing a condom" update.

 

[Confused]

OMG, this is so funny!

Pure writing genius!

 

[Glendor]

Originally posted by: Preyhunter
We were lying there cuddling when I feel my weenie start to twitch

I just about shat myself when I read that! Hilarious!!!

 

[cmdrmoocow]

lol...

The halo 2 shirt was too geeky... so you went with the Cisco shirt?

Great stuff. Though most likely shens, it doesn't make it less of a funny story.

 

[KarenMarie]

I joined this thread late...

Thanks for the post, it is the first time in ages that I really LOL'ed!

 

[Ynog]

Originally posted by: ViRGE
Seriously Preyhunter, good job on the story. :thumbsup: What are you, a Modern Lit major or something?

I agree. Definately well put together story.

 

[conjur]

Afternoon Delight
Starland Vocal Band


Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
And we know the night is always gonna be there any way

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting

Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think
I might like having a little afternoon delight

Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Please' be waiting for me baby when I come around
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down

Thinkin' of you's workin' up an appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting

Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

 

[User1001]

allright what's this a parody of.
BTW ROFLMAO.

 

[Hankerton]

Originally posted by: User1001
allright what's this a parody of.
BTW ROFLMAO.

I don't think this is a parody of anything. This story is way too detailed to just be made up. Congrats to the OP. You're now a man!!!

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: piroroadkill
Even I, a generic internet loser, lasted 90 minutes when I lost my virginity.

Yeah, it helps to be asleep.

 

[Quixfire]

Let?s just say that it was the most kick-@ss 45 seconds of my life.

I can't stop laughing.

Good for you and I hope you are responsible.

 

[Schrodinger]

lol @ "best 45 seconds" of your life

 

[Argo]

Omg, for some reason this is the best story ever. The way you describe it makes it priceless.