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[FrustratedUser]

Hey guys!

Preyhunter scored, how many did that tonight?
45 secs is a start.

 

[KnickNut3]

Originally posted by: Preyhunter
Updates at the bottom of the OP
Let?s just say that it was the most kick-@ss 45 seconds of my life.
</Updates>

Well, at least he's honest...

 

[IAteYourMother]

Poll, how many seconds did you last your first time?

 

[MBony]

Well played Preyhunter, now for the pics!

 

[S0Y73NTGR33N]

Lol... this reminds me of high school so much... I put a crappy TV and a super-nintendo in my room and I would turn it up and tell my parents me and my girl were playing Street Fighter 2 when really we were messing around.

lol... glad I don't have to sneak around like that anymore it'll give you a heart attack

-green

 

[GiLtY]

hahha the hilarity continues :beer:

--GiLtY

 

[lavagirl669]

45 seconds?

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Guess what?!

You are the man now dawg!

 

[styrafoam]

The Ghost DVD just went to #1 on the amazon top sellers

Seriously, "I could go for some of that" probably won't work with the next girl. Or it will work every time.

 

[YoYoBabyYo]

hilarious! love the story.

 

[OpTiX]

ONLY 45 SECs damn oh well Good JOB keep gettin some, told ya let it poke her...

 

[illustri]

first of all, way to go
second how old are you
third -- don't post pics now, you'd be an asshole if you did

 

[thelanx]

Originally posted by: NutBucket
Lol! 45 seconds! At any rate, nice work on actually following through!

LMFAO!!!!!! Argh you made me almost choke on this peanut I was eating(I inhaled it whole and had to work to get it back into my mouth)! The whole story including the updates is just too funny. LOLOLOLOL

 

[Maleficus]

U THE MAN!@

 

[jammur21]

http://www.yourethemannowdog.com/

 

[hdeck]

lol this thread makes me laugh

 

[Mr. Lennon]

Originally posted by: thelanx

Originally posted by: NutBucket
Lol! 45 seconds! At any rate, nice work on actually following through!

LMFAO!!!!!! Argh you made me almost choke on this peanut I was eating(I inhaled it whole and had to work to get it back into my mouth)! The whole story including the updates is just too funny. LOLOLOLOL

LOLOL 45 seconds...thats like the amount of time it takes me to put it in. I remember when everyone told me that it is expected to last a couple minutes, but man my first time lasted 45 min LOL. Well 45 seconds is atleast a start, but you better find a way to relax and last longer, or else your chick will get sick of it.

 

[pillage2001]

I nominate this thread to be thread of the year 2004!!!!!!!!!

LOL, god please kill me. LOL

 

[DurocShark]

I
Have
A
New
Sig!

 

[ViRGE]

Seriously Preyhunter, good job on the story. :thumbsup: What are you, a Modern Lit major or something?

 

[DaFinn]

Phew... that was, interesting...

 

[habib89]

hahaha.. man that was great.. it's 4am and you made me laugh out loud... if it's real, good sh!t... hell, i only lasted 45 seconds my first time, but we went at it again 2 minutes later..

i also like how so many of you told him to do stuff, and he did it.. so next time, i suggest you do this:

make her get on top of you, then have her spin around... well.. you get the point.. that'd be funny

 

[ericb]

Damnit...I can't stop laughing. I think you may be the first guy in history who told a story involving Halo 2 shirts, the color of your eyes, twitching, putting gel on your eyebrows and all of the other fun details and still managed to get some in the end. I'm laughing just writing this reply.

 

[Ogg]

:music:
Love is in the air ...:heart:



:thumbsup:
Proud of you son :sun:

 

[tami]

i think this thread should be locked