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[ManSnake]

Dude if you are going to make up stories, at least make them believable!!! :|

 

[Kadarin]

This thread is unbelievable.. so many great quotes from the OP:

I guess I will forever be reminded of my spooning incident when I get my morning woody.

December 18, 2004, will go down in history as one of the best days of my life. It will be known as the day I achieved studliness.

Let?s just say that it was the most kick-@ss 45 seconds of my life.

It has also made all of the ridicule I?ve received over my Halo 2 shirt and weenie twitches well worth it.

J0hnny, if you read this, send me a pm and I?ll tell you how you can get some poon, too.

I really don't think I need to add anything.

 

[kreb]

OMG. LOL.

Guess you'll be wearing that lucky cisco shirt every time eh?

 

[thegimp03]

45 seconds, roflmao.

 

[OCNewbie]

Originally posted by: Preyhunter
Let?s just say that it was the most kick-@ss 45 seconds of my life.

LOL!!! Have been avoiding this thread like the plague, but I finally decided to read the large final update and the above quote made it all worth it =) Thanks! =P

 

[Qwest]

been keeping up with this thread.

but today's 12/20 update...hahahahahahha. can't stop laughing. best parody/fiction thread i've ever seen.


Thread of the year nomination!

 

[piroroadkill]

Even I, a generic internet loser, lasted 90 minutes when I lost my virginity.

 

[tomt4535]

god damn that was quite possibly the greatest freaking update ive ever seen in my entire life. <sarcasm> holy shit. 45 seconds, hey man thats great. im am so jealous </sarcasm>

 

[WhiteKnight]

Aww, you could have at least kept us going!

 

[Tremulant]

This thread is fvcking awesome.

 

[Weeeman]

Originally posted by: Tremulant
This thread was fvcking awesome.

Fixed.

 

[calvinbiss]

this is the best thing i have read on the internet EVAR :thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[travlen]

ROFL
Literally fell of my chair laughing so hard at this thread.

OP should become a comedy author

 

[Juice Box]

Ok, I think it is about time.... you must post pics of both yourself and your GF

 

[Blastoid]

Dude CONGRATS! Great story, had a good laugh (I remember back when I was in a similar position)!


Word of advice, knock one out before you hook up next time. You should give at least a couple of minutes.

 

[DaWhim]

LMAO. good job! did you devriginize her?

 

[Sundog]

Originally posted by: Preyhunter
Let?s just say that it was the most kick-@ss 45 seconds of my life.

Hahaha......awesome quote!!

 

[z0mb13]

hmmm join date is 1999...

so how old are u again??

 

[Ns1]

the funny part is how much effort you put into this thread

it's like an essay

 

This is the best parody thread of all time.

 

[travlen]

PICS!!!

 

[Spooner]

I loved the unnecessary details like "She offered me a drink. I said yes. She got me a Coke."

 

[jman19]

Bragging about 45 seconds of sex...

If there was any doubt about it before, that statement confirms this story as a piece of fiction.

 

[StuckMojo]

45 seconds, ROFL!!!

you better hope you do better next time, or you might not get it again.

/me notes not to leave his daughter home alone if he ever has one


oh yeah, and replace "bewbies" with "sweater cows"!

 

[tami]

Originally posted by: jman19
Bragging about 45 seconds of sex...

If there was any doubt about it before, that statement confirms this story as a piece of fiction.

or it confirms that the poster is an idiot :evil:

why show off that you had 45 seconds (read: lousy) sex to people who don't care???

my fiance's roommate is always having sex for like an hour at a time. you can hear the girl shrieking and the bed banging against the wall all the time. even when he turns the music up (he has since given that up), there's always some sex going on in there...

can you live up to that?

(someone tell his brother to tell mommy and daddy... give him $20 to be a squeal!)