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Originally posted by: Preyhunter
It's not that I'm opposed to it, I just don't want her to freak. I'm pretty sure I would enjoy doing that to her.
as long as you don't introduce her to it via some manner of thrusting, it's going to be fine. (except maybe if she's an extremely sheltered girl from a fundamentalist family... oh.. no, my first real girlfriend was, and she liked it too
). If your cuddling, just pull her closer; she knows you have a 'weenie' (sorry, I love that you called it that!). Just because she can feel it doens't mean she's expected to do anything about it... I think this is something that some guys worry about that really never causes a problem.
Is there anyone on the board that has had a girl freak out because she got poked in the back with a 'weenie'?
HOW OLD ARE YOU???
We need to know this in order to help you.
First thought, MASTURBaTE before she comes over next time.
We need to know this in order to help you.
First thought, MASTURBaTE before she comes over next time.
Even if this a parody thread, it's a damn good one at that. As many have stated above, I don't generally laugh at things that I read online, but this one had me on the floor. Reading a lot of your responses had me cracking up as well. Whoever this guy is, thanks for the laughs man, you made my day!
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Originally posted by: 3chordcharlie
Originally posted by: Preyhunter
It's not that I'm opposed to it, I just don't want her to freak. I'm pretty sure I would enjoy doing that to her.
as long as you don't introduce her to it via some manner of thrusting, it's going to be fine. (except maybe if she's an extremely sheltered girl from a fundamentalist family... oh.. no, my first real girlfriend was, and she liked it too
If your cuddling, just pull her closer; she knows you have a 'weenie' (sorry, I love that you called it that!). Just because she can feel it doens't mean she's expected to do anything about it... I think this is something that some guys worry about that really never causes a problem.
Is there anyone on the board that has had a girl freak out because she got poked in the back with a 'weenie'?
Well....there was this one time, at band camp....
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Oh puhhhleeeeze.
I can handle myself in a relationship. I don't fear a girl realizing I'm hard because I'm spooning w/ her and post a goddawfully large thread about it. Don't lump me with these folk. My old YAGT's were me bitching cuz she's a hardcore slut and handled the breakup poorly. I don't come here for advice.
And then there's the rest of us that have the sense (read: balls) to not post YAGTs here.... ever...
Unless you're Fausto and sleeping with Buffalos. But he's a big fan of thongs, too, so who knows.
*mouthful of crooked teeth*
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