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3chordcharlie
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3chordcharlie
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typically this statement doesn't work but this thread should have less flaming and more weiner in the tookus.
Honest advice here:
Back in the high school days there were girls you could whip it out on and girls you had to be a little more descreet with. 99.9% of the time though the girl knows what she's doing, she's "sizing you up" (pun intended). As soon as she leaves she knows whether or not you're getting the nookie, and she's telling ALL of her friends about it to. This is your reputation building phase. This incident has determined if other girls will look at you and get weak in the knees or not (with a Halo 2 t-shirt on though I doubt your beatin' em' away with a stick......again, pun intended!!)
Now, fighting natures course is only going to give you a good case of the ol' blue balls (remember those fellas?). So if you know she's not going to do anything with it just reach down and point it upwards so you can at least be comfortable. Hell if you were swingin' it like that then just tuck it under your elastic to begin with. I always found doing that in advance kept me from geeting it broken. Of course, this was in high school. So your problem will pass and you will learn to deal with.
Back in the high school days there were girls you could whip it out on and girls you had to be a little more descreet with. 99.9% of the time though the girl knows what she's doing, she's "sizing you up" (pun intended). As soon as she leaves she knows whether or not you're getting the nookie, and she's telling ALL of her friends about it to. This is your reputation building phase. This incident has determined if other girls will look at you and get weak in the knees or not (with a Halo 2 t-shirt on though I doubt your beatin' em' away with a stick......again, pun intended!!)
Now, fighting natures course is only going to give you a good case of the ol' blue balls (remember those fellas?). So if you know she's not going to do anything with it just reach down and point it upwards so you can at least be comfortable. Hell if you were swingin' it like that then just tuck it under your elastic to begin with. I always found doing that in advance kept me from geeting it broken. Of course, this was in high school. So your problem will pass and you will learn to deal with.
Almost synonymous with "I put on my robe and wizard hat"
Seriously though, she told you to lie like that, she knew the consequences.
cKGunslinger
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Tremulant
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Nah.. the hand-holding thread was worse. That guy was 22 and ended up spending like 4k on that chick to get nothing out of it. This guy is already past the hand-holding stage and they're probably going to move into the kissing stage, if they haven't already. Plus he's younger, he's expected to have less experience.
kranky
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Very good parody thread.
Positives:
excellent use of including irrelevant details
maintained simple, monotonous sentence structure
framing a meaningless detail as the key to the whole story
Negatives:
No misspelled words
Used "Summary" instead of "Cliff Notes"
8.5/10 on the very strict kranky scale.
:beer: to you, OP
Positives:
excellent use of including irrelevant details
maintained simple, monotonous sentence structure
framing a meaningless detail as the key to the whole story
Negatives:
No misspelled words
Used "Summary" instead of "Cliff Notes"
8.5/10 on the very strict kranky scale.
:beer: to you, OP
Originally posted by: kranky
I congratulated you in your thread, and also sent you a PM! That's pretty high praise, wouldn't you say?
Oh yeh... thanx. Haha.
I admit, this one is quite good too.
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