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Ynog

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Originally posted by: Mwilding
This was clearly written by someone in high school. Lets say that Preyhunter is 17. He registered here in 1999 - as a 12 year old?

Uber-geeky or uber-full-of-shit?
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I tended to think the same thing.

This sounds like something either written as humor, or written by not a 17 year old but a 14 year old. Cause a 17 year old probably could care less if she feels his "Weenie" touching her. He would be more curious on, ok, I'm cuddling, how can I turn this into touching some boobs or making out. Not to mention a simple search of Preyhunter reveals an older person.

Although its very well written and definitely highly amusing. Though another key that it wasn't written by a high schooler. They can barely make coherent sentences as is, you expect them to format a nice story, with paragraphs and punctuation.

Also your little brother doesn't bribe you for 5 dollars, because he should already be glad he doesn't "aaccidentally" get the crapped kicked out of him by you.
 
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3chordcharlie

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Originally posted by: freesia39
ROFL i'm sitting here at work trying not to laugh.

it happens, she might not even notice.
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that should make for quite the boost in confidence :D
 
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3chordcharlie

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Originally posted by: digitalsnare
had so many thoughts going through my head during the rest of the movie that I don?t really remember what happened. It was all a blur
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Im sure you can go to http://imdb.com to find out what happens in Titanic...
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*******SPOILERS*********

The boat sinks. The dude dies.

*******SPOILERS*********


;)
 
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bobbybe01

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:music: :music:
My minds telling me no but my body my body's telling me yeah baby I dont want
to hurt nobody but there is something that i must confess to you

(Chorus)
I dont see nothing wrong (Wrong) With a little bump and grind with a little
bump and grind I dont see nothing wrong (wrong ba ba baby Hey)I dont see
nothing wrong (wrong) I dont see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind
with a little bump and grind i dont see nothing wrong (wrong)

(lookie here) See i know just what you want and i know just what you need girl
so baby bring your body to me(bring your body here) im not fooling around with
you baby my love is true with you with you is where i want to be i want to be
girl you need someone someone like me to satisfy your every need.

(Chorus)

You say he's not treating you right lady spend the night (i'll) i'll love you
like you need to be loved girl want you try some of me no need to look no more
because i opened up my doors you'll never you'll never want (baby) another
love you'll never find another me You see i need someone someone like me to
make love to you baby constantly.

(Chorus)
:music: :music:
 
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OrByte

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GOD I am so glad I clicked this thread!!

instant ATOT classic!!!

 
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Weeeman

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Originally posted by: 3chordcharlie
Originally posted by: digitalsnare
had so many thoughts going through my head during the rest of the movie that I don?t really remember what happened. It was all a blur
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Im sure you can go to http://imdb.com to find out what happens in Titanic...
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*******SPOILERS*********

The boat sinks. The dude dies.

*******SPOILERS*********


;)
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That is so sad :(
 
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marcello

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Originally posted by: digitalsnare
had so many thoughts going through my head during the rest of the movie that I don?t really remember what happened. It was all a blur
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Im sure you can go to http://imdb.com to find out what happens in Titanic...
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Of course no one has yet asked, "WHY THE FVCK ARE YOU WATCHING TITANIC?"
 
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Do you guys really think it would be ok to let it hit her in the butt next time? I don't want to come across to her as some kind of pervert. What if I talked to her about it? You know, I could just tell her that I can't help it that these things might happen in those types of situations and not to be surprised or think badly of me. Would that work? How would I bring that up in a conversation?
 
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Juice Box

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Originally posted by: Preyhunter
Do you guys really think it would be ok to let it hit her in the butt next time? I don't want to come across to her as some kind of pervert. What if I talked to her about it? You know, I could just tell her that I can't help it that these things might happen in those types of situations and not to be surprised or think badly of me. Would that work? How would I bring that up in a conversation?
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just stick with NOT talking about it unless she brings it up... if it happens, it happens, and she will have to live with it
 
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Originally posted by: Preyhunter
Do you guys really think it would be ok to let it hit her in the butt next time? I don't want to come across to her as some kind of pervert. What if I talked to her about it? You know, I could just tell her that I can't help it that these things might happen in those types of situations and not to be surprised or think badly of me. Would that work? How would I bring that up in a conversation?
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just use my advice from the first page. I would advise not to talk about it just yet.

 
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bobbybe01

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Say something like: "Oh, pardon me...I guess Jim and the twins are happy to see you..."


Seriously, just play it cool. Lick your eyebrows and you'll be set...






or slapped.
 
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OrByte

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Originally posted by: Preyhunter
Do you guys really think it would be ok to let it hit her in the butt next time? I don't want to come across to her as some kind of pervert. What if I talked to her about it? You know, I could just tell her that I can't help it that these things might happen in those types of situations and not to be surprised or think badly of me. Would that work? How would I bring that up in a conversation?
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I think it would be more preverted if you started to talk to her about your erections...I just dont see how that type of conversation would go over well if you guys are still only in the "holding-hands" phase.


:beer:


Of course if you DO talk to her about this little poking issue make sure to come back and tell us all about it@!!!!
 
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Hankerton

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Originally posted by: Drakkon
Originally posted by: Orsorum
... Dude, every girl's gotten poked in those sorts of situations, and if she hasn't, well, introduce her to it. It's not a big deal.
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lol thats my advice...more often then not the girl is actually a little bit intreiged...

I hate getting hair in my mouth, but I figured it was worth it in this case.
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just wait...a couple more "dates" like this and it'll REALLY be worth it ;)
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LMAO, hahahah, "just wait...a couple more "dates" like this and it'll REALLY be worth it ;) Thats exactly what I was thinking of while reading the book the OP calls a thread.
 
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