YAGT: Build computer or spend it with GF? *updated*

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Attrox

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Is this the same girl that you told wanting to touch her *there*? Spending time with the GF does not really guarantee poon then.

Maybe you can spread some of the screws on the sofa and let your gf come, sit and watch you build your comp. Then you can say "uh... I need to pick up some of these screws" and accidentally touch her *there* :D
 
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chowmein

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i feel sooo sorry for your GF, b/c you have to post threads like this and degrade her even further than the first HELP ME GET POON thread.

cease and desist.

if you did have sexual relations with this person and you still call sex "poon" she must so ugly you have to do it in the dark w/ a bag over her head.
 
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EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: J0hnny
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Who gets excited about building Computers anymore? Welcome to 4 years ago.
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Why, you bought yourself a dell?
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No, I just don't get excited doing something a trained Monkey can do. It's shame actually, I use to really enjoy building them but these days there's nothing to it.
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Amen. Hell, the most joy I've gotten out of a new computer is when the slabtop arrived on Tuesday, and it's prefab.

Much like sex, it's a downhill slope after the first time. You'll spend the rest of your life trying to achieve the awesomeness of the first time, but it gets slightly less awesome every time you try. When you're like me, with two recockulous heartbreaks behind you and more computers than you can count, it's hard for either to be exciting. Only when something truly new comes around, like your first REAL laptop, or your first threesome, is it really exciting.
 
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thereaderrabbit

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Originally posted by: lobadobadingdong
ask your GF to watch you build your new BOX, the get some poon while the hdd formats :p
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I tried that one a few months back and I'm still getting teased to this day :eek:

-Reader
 
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Originally posted by: BroeBo
You posted this question in the wrong place. You are going to find tons of guys who don't have GFs and would give their left transistor to get some poon. When you get ass all the time then you get excited about other things...like this new A64 system...

Build it. If she is not anywhere to be found, use the powerful new processor to load up some high res porn. Then stick it to her tomorrow...
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This is what I was thinking when everyone was getting so upset. "Your an idiot" Blah blah

Some people must never get any, like I said. Let her watch so she can learn a thing or two. Kill two birds with one stone.
 
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alocurto

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Originally posted by: neonerd
obviously go build that A64, are you insane? What specs did you get? Pics of setup? :D

congrats on your new system :D:thumbsup:
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Build a system and have her eerrr.... as u build it. That's what I do. Relationships are all about compromise.
 
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jjones

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If you haven't gotten laid recently and seeing the GF is a sure thing, then by all means, see the GF. If you have gotten laid, or if seeing the GF doesn't necessary mean you're going to get laid, then build the PC.
 
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Dessert Tears

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Seems like computer/poon action has already happened.

Originally posted by: Flatscan
Do both at the same time: "full-service" computer building.
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Originally posted by: alocurto
Build a system and have her eerrr.... as u build it. That's what I do. Relationships are all about compromise.
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That's what I was trying to say.

You build your box while she watches. She plays with her box while you watch. Poon while the HD formats. You can show her how to install software, or she can be under the desk while you do that.
 
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SnowyEnigma

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Originally posted by: Shawn
I used to blow off my girlfriend to watch Stargate SG-1. :D
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Hey! You and me man, hehe. After a while she'd purposly call me friday nights and I'd just sit back and say "yeah, sounds great, awsome" while she blabbed, heh.
 
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