- Sep 26, 2011
"We have calls for a man walking in t-shirt and shorts who appeared to be stumbling on the fucking ice and snow in Texas. We found a guy carrying groceries walking in pants and a t-shirt so we decided to detain him instead because 'close enough'. For some reason, he didn't want to be detained while carrying groceries home in the snow so we decided he was interfering with our investigation.
wtf is wrong with the police
He didn't like that so we restrained him and he didn't like that so we decided he needed to go to jail and have this arrest on his record.
From now on, we can now fuck with this guy as much as we like because now he 'Has a record'."
If we decide to detain this guy in the future and it makes the news, we have the benefit now being able to say "He has had run-ins with the law in the past"