YACT: I crashed a neon

[PAB]

Originally posted by: Evadman
If you were drving the diesel suburban, the pole would have lost.

I agree with this. The 2003 Malibu wouldn't have fared well either.

 

[BD2003]

Originally posted by: F22 Raptor

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: F22 Raptor
The whiney brat is not lieing, I called the Papa John's on the sign, matches up with everything he provided.

Learn how to spell.

Rofl my waffle, I came home from working from 7:00AM this morning till 9:00 at night, and unlike little pvssies like you that have the time to sit around being a whiney little emo bitch and cry about everything in my life because my daddy did not raise me as the prince my mind makes me out to be, I did not have time to rest yet, so I am tired and my eyes are so blurry I cannot see the keyboard. But, I can't go to bed yet because I have responsibilities to to take care of, unlike you. What are those responsibilities? its called something like REAL LIFE! Real life meet PAB, PAB meet real life. You better watch it PAB because the way it looks now real life is going to kick your boohooing "omg my dad didn't buy me everything in the world, and I'm more of a pvssy than richard simmons, but I try to act tough on the internet to make up for it" ass.


BTW PAB, this might seem like flame, and you might say to yourself its only the internet, but considering you opened up the conversation to your life, for you to post stuff as screwed up as you do, you must be screwed up in real life. Think about that pal, do not brush it off as you sit there in your underwear whining the night away. Look at yourself in the proverbial mirror and realize how fvcked up you must be to act like you do. So whatever dude, knowing that you will get no where in life and will probably get fvcked over by one of your little scams by someone with a real sense of reality and just a tiny bit of muscle (because hey, how much effort can it take to beat the living ****** out of a whiney young adult still stuck in the puebescent age), gives me the last laugh.


I hope you cry into your pillow tonight before you go to bed, thinking about how you only have one life and yours is already messed up so bad, and much more you could be anjoying life now but you can't. So cry tonight, cry hard and cry often, let the tears flow PAB, but not for you, because there is no hope for you, but for the world that has to deal with your teenage girl like antics. Go get a life and talk to me later.

:thumbsup:

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: PAB
Oh, Geico just called.

They accept full liability. Now they're going to fix everything and I'm going to get squared up.

Wait, you settled an insurance claim in a couple hours? Without an adjuster inspecting the car, a police report, or witnesses?
Geico just called you and said "hey, everything is a-ok champ, were going to just hand you more fat stacks of cash".

Man are you ever full of sh!t.

How many car accidents have you been in? Notice of acceptiance of liability dosen't mean settlement. You need acceptance of liability for them to say "lets cut you a check". Settlment is HERES YOUR CHECK.

Jackass.

You are so full of sh!t... the other guys insurance wouldnt pay you jack... you didnt collide with his car you collided with a pole. They would absolutely fight this all the way... REGARDLESS of any police report... I know I've been through it.

SHENS SHENS SHENS... if you have the police report... show it... or show the car, or show us SOMETHING that says you're anything but a lying sack of attention whoring ass grease.

-Max

Remind me to email you a picture of the check in a week.

Why should I wait a week dipsh1t?... scan the police report now.

Quite the proud sh1t stirrer eh

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: PAB
Oh, Geico just called.

They accept full liability. Now they're going to fix everything and I'm going to get squared up.

Wait, you settled an insurance claim in a couple hours? Without an adjuster inspecting the car, a police report, or witnesses?
Geico just called you and said "hey, everything is a-ok champ, were going to just hand you more fat stacks of cash".

Man are you ever full of sh!t.

How many car accidents have you been in? Notice of acceptiance of liability dosen't mean settlement. You need acceptance of liability for them to say "lets cut you a check". Settlment is HERES YOUR CHECK.

Jackass.

You are so full of sh!t... the other guys insurance wouldnt pay you jack... you didnt collide with his car you collided with a pole. They would absolutely fight this all the way... REGARDLESS of any police report... I know I've been through it.

SHENS SHENS SHENS... if you have the police report... show it... or show the car, or show us SOMETHING that says you're anything but a lying sack of attention whoring ass grease.

-Max

Remind me to email you a picture of the check in a week.

Why should I wait a week dipsh1t?... scan the police report now.

Quite the proud sh1t stirrer eh

You raise a good point. All the people who screamed BS have yet to be heard from.

 

[BD2003]

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: PAB
Oh, Geico just called.

They accept full liability. Now they're going to fix everything and I'm going to get squared up.

Wait, you settled an insurance claim in a couple hours? Without an adjuster inspecting the car, a police report, or witnesses?
Geico just called you and said "hey, everything is a-ok champ, were going to just hand you more fat stacks of cash".

Man are you ever full of sh!t.

How many car accidents have you been in? Notice of acceptiance of liability dosen't mean settlement. You need acceptance of liability for them to say "lets cut you a check". Settlment is HERES YOUR CHECK.

Jackass.

You are so full of sh!t... the other guys insurance wouldnt pay you jack... you didnt collide with his car you collided with a pole. They would absolutely fight this all the way... REGARDLESS of any police report... I know I've been through it.

SHENS SHENS SHENS... if you have the police report... show it... or show the car, or show us SOMETHING that says you're anything but a lying sack of attention whoring ass grease.

-Max

Remind me to email you a picture of the check in a week.

Why should I wait a week dipsh1t?... scan the police report now.

Quite the proud sh1t stirrer eh

You raise a good point. All the people who screamed BS have yet to be heard from.

Because nothing is left to be said.

This is the equivalent of you coming here and telling us you eat your own feces. People naturally are going to call shens on that, but its not because they think you're trying to sound cooler than you are, but that they can't fathom that you are indeed that much of a douche.

But then you come back and show us a video of you dropping a deuce, frying it, putting it in a bun, and chowing down.

Congratulations...I guess? You apparently cleared the room of all the nay-sayers, but they all just went into another room to laugh.

 

[amicold]

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: Dirigible
That really sucks. Did you already get your insurance in place?

I was on my way to State Farm.

Greatest negative coincidence of the year.

 

[RedArmy]

Do people really still care about this thread? Let it die already.

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: RedArmy
Do people really still care about this thread? Let it die already.

I think that people just like busting on PAB.

 

[6shiw1]

LOL @ Pab and his other threads. rofl

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Damn dude, you are really, really stupid. Driving without insurance??? WTF?!?! If you had hit me there would have been two more hits following that, my fist to your head, then you to the pavement.

Seriously dude, uninsured drivers suck! Even if "you were driving to State Farm", which I seriously doubt you were since you don't sound like a man with his priorities in order. I mean d@mn, pick up a phone, CALL the insurance company.

You don't deserve to drive, let alone own a car.

And one more thing, with all that cash you had you need to buy your dumb@ss a digital camera. It sounds like you're gonna need it a good bit in the future for accidents to come.

Please don't breed, please.

You havent answered my question. Why should state farm eat this? Its clearly Geico's liability.

Plus, even if I filed a claim with big red - I wouldnt have collision, so they'd subro it back to Geico.

Also: Geico called and admitted full liability. When I asked for that in writing, they started denying it and said:

We never said that. We said we'd pay to fix your car. We admit fault.

Me: Oh, so you're admitting fault?

Then they backpedaled on that too.

The photo lab developed all my pictures. They're jerking my chain and I'm calling my lawyer on Monday.

 

[Dritnul]

Originally posted by: mrchan
Where the heck is gas 2.69??

all over nebraska

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: PAB
Oh, Geico just called.

They accept full liability. Now they're going to fix everything and I'm going to get squared up.

Wait, you settled an insurance claim in a couple hours? Without an adjuster inspecting the car, a police report, or witnesses?
Geico just called you and said "hey, everything is a-ok champ, were going to just hand you more fat stacks of cash".

Man are you ever full of sh!t.

How many car accidents have you been in? Notice of acceptiance of liability dosen't mean settlement. You need acceptance of liability for them to say "lets cut you a check". Settlment is HERES YOUR CHECK.

Jackass.

You are so full of sh!t... the other guys insurance wouldnt pay you jack... you didnt collide with his car you collided with a pole. They would absolutely fight this all the way... REGARDLESS of any police report... I know I've been through it.

SHENS SHENS SHENS... if you have the police report... show it... or show the car, or show us SOMETHING that says you're anything but a lying sack of attention whoring ass grease.

-Max

Remind me to email you a picture of the check in a week.

Why should I wait a week dipsh1t?... scan the police report now.

Quite the proud sh1t stirrer eh

Oh and you're not? At least I proudly proclaim myself an attention whore....

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: PAB
Oh, Geico just called.

They accept full liability. Now they're going to fix everything and I'm going to get squared up.

Wait, you settled an insurance claim in a couple hours? Without an adjuster inspecting the car, a police report, or witnesses?
Geico just called you and said "hey, everything is a-ok champ, were going to just hand you more fat stacks of cash".

Man are you ever full of sh!t.

How many car accidents have you been in? Notice of acceptiance of liability dosen't mean settlement. You need acceptance of liability for them to say "lets cut you a check". Settlment is HERES YOUR CHECK.

Jackass.

You are so full of sh!t... the other guys insurance wouldnt pay you jack... you didnt collide with his car you collided with a pole. They would absolutely fight this all the way... REGARDLESS of any police report... I know I've been through it.

SHENS SHENS SHENS... if you have the police report... show it... or show the car, or show us SOMETHING that says you're anything but a lying sack of attention whoring ass grease.

-Max

Remind me to email you a picture of the check in a week.

Why should I wait a week dipsh1t?... scan the police report now.

Quite the proud sh1t stirrer eh

Oh and you're not? At least I proudly proclaim myself an attention whore....

You never answered my question either. Hows that foot taste?

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: PAB
Oh, Geico just called.

They accept full liability. Now they're going to fix everything and I'm going to get squared up.

Wait, you settled an insurance claim in a couple hours? Without an adjuster inspecting the car, a police report, or witnesses?
Geico just called you and said "hey, everything is a-ok champ, were going to just hand you more fat stacks of cash".

Man are you ever full of sh!t.

How many car accidents have you been in? Notice of acceptiance of liability dosen't mean settlement. You need acceptance of liability for them to say "lets cut you a check". Settlment is HERES YOUR CHECK.

Jackass.

You are so full of sh!t... the other guys insurance wouldnt pay you jack... you didnt collide with his car you collided with a pole. They would absolutely fight this all the way... REGARDLESS of any police report... I know I've been through it.

SHENS SHENS SHENS... if you have the police report... show it... or show the car, or show us SOMETHING that says you're anything but a lying sack of attention whoring ass grease.

-Max

Remind me to email you a picture of the check in a week.

Why should I wait a week dipsh1t?... scan the police report now.

Quite the proud sh1t stirrer eh

Oh and you're not? At least I proudly proclaim myself an attention whore....

You never answered my question either. Hows that foot taste?

Congratulations... you're an idiot... you have accomplished more than most idiots I've ever seen... you should feel proud... my feet taste awful...

-Max

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: PAB
Oh, Geico just called.

They accept full liability. Now they're going to fix everything and I'm going to get squared up.

Wait, you settled an insurance claim in a couple hours? Without an adjuster inspecting the car, a police report, or witnesses?
Geico just called you and said "hey, everything is a-ok champ, were going to just hand you more fat stacks of cash".

Man are you ever full of sh!t.

How many car accidents have you been in? Notice of acceptiance of liability dosen't mean settlement. You need acceptance of liability for them to say "lets cut you a check". Settlment is HERES YOUR CHECK.

Jackass.

You are so full of sh!t... the other guys insurance wouldnt pay you jack... you didnt collide with his car you collided with a pole. They would absolutely fight this all the way... REGARDLESS of any police report... I know I've been through it.

SHENS SHENS SHENS... if you have the police report... show it... or show the car, or show us SOMETHING that says you're anything but a lying sack of attention whoring ass grease.

-Max

Remind me to email you a picture of the check in a week.

Why should I wait a week dipsh1t?... scan the police report now.

Quite the proud sh1t stirrer eh

Oh and you're not? At least I proudly proclaim myself an attention whore....

You never answered my question either. Hows that foot taste?

Congratulations... you're an idiot... you have accomplished more than most idiots I've ever seen... you should feel proud... my feet taste awful...

-Max

Oh, so now I'm an idiot.

I can't believe most of you. I say I crashed the car, you all call BS. What's to call BS about? Someone's going to lie about getting into a wreck?

 

[Neurorelay]

Let this thread die. Post in a week when A) you break something of your families or B)You make alot more money.

 

[DaWhim]

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: mayonnaise
I would've hit the old fart as well - more convincing evidence that he was at fault. Good to hear you made it out ok though PAB.

I think I've broken enough things this week.

I break a table when I get mad and ATOT goes - you have anger issues.

I swerve to avoid hitting someone, kiss the utlilty pole and ATOT goes - you shoulda hit the guy.

What the hell. Seriously.

even though I don't like your whining much, but this one got me rolling.

 

[thomsbrain]

couldn't bear to read the whole stupid thread, but listen up people:

the law says your insurance has to cover you for like 10 days when you buy a new car. that's to cover things like this. so PAB was covered.

and as i recall, he was going to turn around and sell the car for a profit (or so he hoped). so enough with the "now you can buy a real car" crap.

 

[thomsbrain]

actually, this works out well for him if he bought the car for a lot less than bluebook. now he doesn't even have to sell it! an insurance company will just cut him a check for bluebook, and he walks away with a profit.

 

[Neurorelay]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
actually, this works out well for him if he bought the car for a lot less than bluebook. now he doesn't even have to sell it! an insurance company will just cut him a check for bluebook, and he walks away with a profit.

Be careful, don't unleash the beast. A little rabbit, with these big scary teeth.

 

[imported_goku]

This thread is so goddamned confusing. WTF happened to the OP, did he miss the old man or something? How does one hit a pole into a park lot at 50MPH? How does one get an insurance company to allow him to make a claim AFTER the accident? WTF? and WTF?!

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: PAB
Spectacular.

Goddamn 75 year old was mesmerizied by unleaded being $2.69 a gallon, decided to turn into 7-11 and neglect the neon headed at 50 towards him.

Just a sidenote: 2003 Neon vs a Utility pole, the pole won.

so did you get his insurance info since he caused the crash?

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: goku
This thread is so goddamned confusing. WTF happened to the OP, did he miss the old man or something? How does one hit a pole into a park lot at 50MPH? How does one get an insurance company to allow him to make a claim AFTER the accident? WTF? and WTF?!

Missed the old man, kissed the post.

What do you mean - How do you get an insurance company to allow me to make a claim AFTER the accident? Usually you need to HAVE an accident BEFORE filing a claim! Unless you're a scam artist.

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: PAB
Spectacular.

Goddamn 75 year old was mesmerizied by unleaded being $2.69 a gallon, decided to turn into 7-11 and neglect the neon headed at 50 towards him.

Just a sidenote: 2003 Neon vs a Utility pole, the pole won.

so did you get his insurance info since he caused the crash?

If you read the thread you'd notice the police report and the fact that geico is being assholes.

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: goku
This thread is so goddamned confusing. WTF happened to the OP, did he miss the old man or something? How does one hit a pole into a park lot at 50MPH? How does one get an insurance company to allow him to make a claim AFTER the accident? WTF? and WTF?!

Missed the old man, kissed the post.

What do you mean - How do you get an insurance company to allow me to make a claim AFTER the accident? Usually you need to HAVE an accident BEFORE filing a claim! Unless you're a scam artist.

Err how did you get the insurance company to file a claim if you didn't have any insureance yet? Isn't that a scam?