Well I called UPS AGAIN, got a specialist AGAIN, demanded to be connected to the distro center so they could schedule a driver follow-up, and AGAIN they refused. I guess that's not really how they do things--angry customers yelling at drivers probably wouldn't be productive.  But they FINALLY decided to start a "trace investigation", and this time the specialist asked me questions about my order (value, # of items, nature of the items shipped, Newegg item numbers) and put me on hold while she called Newegg. She then came back and asked if I wanted a replacement or refund from Newegg. I asked for replacement, but told her I wanted it sent to a different address. She came back and said Newegg can only send to the original address, but I could call them to work things out. 
The investigation will take a few days, the distro center will apparently try to contact me and will follow-up with the driver, and Newegg will cooperate with UPS and send a replacement pending the results.  I guess I've done all that I can--anything else I should do? If Newegg doesn't change the address (even though my work address is on my account profile) should I at least demand that they switch to FedEx?