Would you fight this boomer?

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: Auric
Somebody needs to tell that 'roo 'bout the dangers of 'roids.

I suspect that big mofo ain't worried about roids...he'll rip you a new ass and tie your Hemorrhoids around your neck like a necktie...

 

[dougp]

Originally posted by: Auric
Somebody needs to tell that 'roo 'bout the dangers of 'roids.

THAT'S why Barry Bonds always wears a baseball cap, to hide his long ears ...

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: jagec
Sure. I counter with this boomer.

Yeah, when someone says boomer I think ballistic missile submarine.

 

[Auric]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: Auric
Somebody needs to tell that 'roo 'bout the dangers of 'roids.

I suspect that big mofo ain't worried about roids...he'll rip you a new ass and tie your Hemorrhoids around your neck like a necktie...

That's a stretch... I mean from my ass to my neck.

Hmm... kangaroo necktie: a grim warning from the marsupial underworld.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: mwmorph

Originally posted by: jagec
Sure. I counter with this boomer.

Only problem is that may wipe out not only your target but also most of Australia. I'm pretty sure there's at least mild consequences to making an entire continent uninhabitable for a few hundred generations.

WTF MATE?

Fucking Kangaroos.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: Auric

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: Auric
Somebody needs to tell that 'roo 'bout the dangers of 'roids.

I suspect that big mofo ain't worried about roids...he'll rip you a new ass and tie your Hemorrhoids around your neck like a necktie...

That's a stretch... I mean from my ass to my neck.

Hmm... kangaroo necktie: a grim warning from the marsupial underworld.

Sheesh...take another look at the arms on that fella...that's one small stretch for a roo, one giant stretch for mankind...

Allow me to introduce you to Guido "The Roo" Kangaroocci...hit man of the hopper gang...

(sorry folks...it's early and I'm tired)

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Are Kangaroos unfriendly/dangerous by nature? I.E. I know that Koalas look all cute and cuddly but they are mean 'sumbitches.

Nah. Unless they're cornered, in which case they tend to grab you with those arms, and then kick your guts out

 

[alkemyst]

You get permission to post your g/f's pic online?

 

[montanafan]

:Q Just exactly how far away were you when you took that pic dug?

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: montanafan
:Q Just exactly how far away were you when you took that pic dug?

Close enough. Minor croppage at 135mm on a crop body

Shortly afterwards he turned, and without even appearing to make any real effort, or any noise, he hopped clear over the fence he was standing right next to in a single hop. Amazingly jumpers

 

[SagaLore]

I just read up on all the differences of a marsupial.

Looking at that picture... and reading about the parallel evolution of marsupial mammals with placental mammals... I get this feeling that the kangaroo would have become the next dominating intelligent species.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
I just read up on all the differences of a marsupial.

Looking at that picture... and reading about the parallel evolution of marsupial mammals with placental mammals... I get this feeling that the kangaroo would have become the next dominating intelligent species.

Naw...they'd spend too much time just sitting around playing with their balls.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: dug777

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/dug777/Boomer.JPG

More importantly, how much would you pay to see him fight CasioTech?

that's just a wallaby.

This pic is something you don't want to mess with.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: SagaLore
I just read up on all the differences of a marsupial.

Looking at that picture... and reading about the parallel evolution of marsupial mammals with placental mammals... I get this feeling that the kangaroo would have become the next dominating intelligent species.

Naw...they'd spend too much time just sitting around playing with their balls.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7OwKBTZq--E

Holy roo... they use their tail as vertical support like a 3rd leg! :Q

 

[meltdown75]

i think i'll pass on the kangaroo fight. thanks though

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: SagaLore
I just read up on all the differences of a marsupial.

Looking at that picture... and reading about the parallel evolution of marsupial mammals with placental mammals... I get this feeling that the kangaroo would have become the next dominating intelligent species.

Naw...they'd spend too much time just sitting around playing with their balls.

You just described half of OT.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: SagaLore
I just read up on all the differences of a marsupial.

Looking at that picture... and reading about the parallel evolution of marsupial mammals with placental mammals... I get this feeling that the kangaroo would have become the next dominating intelligent species.

Naw...they'd spend too much time just sitting around playing with their balls.

You just described half of OT.

Only half?

 

[vi edit]

He'd make a good bar bouncer.

 

[BoomerD]

http://www.last.fm/music/Jim+Springer

 

[Capt Caveman]

That Kangaroo is roid ragin!

 

[Saint Michael]

Originally posted by: dug777

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/dug777/Boomer.JPG

More importantly, how much would you pay to see him fight CasioTech?

If I saw that guy staring at me in a dark forest at night I'd probably scream like a little girl and run away with my arms flailing in the air. He looks like a fucking psycho killer kangaroo.