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Would you fight this boomer?

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Originally posted by: Auric
Somebody needs to tell that 'roo 'bout the dangers of 'roids.

I suspect that big mofo ain't worried about roids...he'll rip you a new ass and tie your Hemorrhoids around your neck like a necktie...
 
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Originally posted by: Auric
Somebody needs to tell that 'roo 'bout the dangers of 'roids.

I suspect that big mofo ain't worried about roids...he'll rip you a new ass and tie your Hemorrhoids around your neck like a necktie...

That's a stretch... I mean from my ass to my neck.

Hmm... kangaroo necktie: a grim warning from the marsupial underworld.
 
Originally posted by: mwmorph
Originally posted by: jagec
Sure. I counter with this boomer.

Only problem is that may wipe out not only your target but also most of Australia. I'm pretty sure there's at least mild consequences to making an entire continent uninhabitable for a few hundred generations.

WTF MATE?

Fucking Kangaroos.
 
Originally posted by: Auric
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Originally posted by: Auric
Somebody needs to tell that 'roo 'bout the dangers of 'roids.

I suspect that big mofo ain't worried about roids...he'll rip you a new ass and tie your Hemorrhoids around your neck like a necktie...

That's a stretch... I mean from my ass to my neck.

Hmm... kangaroo necktie: a grim warning from the marsupial underworld.

Sheesh...take another look at the arms on that fella...that's one small stretch for a roo, one giant stretch for mankind...

Allow me to introduce you to Guido "The Roo" Kangaroocci...hit man of the hopper gang...😀

(sorry folks...it's early and I'm tired)
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Are Kangaroos unfriendly/dangerous by nature? I.E. I know that Koalas look all cute and cuddly but they are mean 'sumbitches.

Nah. Unless they're cornered, in which case they tend to grab you with those arms, and then kick your guts out 😉
 
Originally posted by: montanafan
:Q Just exactly how far away were you when you took that pic dug?

Close enough. Minor croppage at 135mm on a crop body 😉

Shortly afterwards he turned, and without even appearing to make any real effort, or any noise, he hopped clear over the fence he was standing right next to in a single hop. Amazingly jumpers 😎
 
I just read up on all the differences of a marsupial.

Looking at that picture... and reading about the parallel evolution of marsupial mammals with placental mammals... I get this feeling that the kangaroo would have become the next dominating intelligent species.
 
Originally posted by: SagaLore
I just read up on all the differences of a marsupial.

Looking at that picture... and reading about the parallel evolution of marsupial mammals with placental mammals... I get this feeling that the kangaroo would have become the next dominating intelligent species.

Naw...they'd spend too much time just sitting around playing with their balls.
 
Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: SagaLore
I just read up on all the differences of a marsupial.

Looking at that picture... and reading about the parallel evolution of marsupial mammals with placental mammals... I get this feeling that the kangaroo would have become the next dominating intelligent species.

Naw...they'd spend too much time just sitting around playing with their balls.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7OwKBTZq--E

Holy roo... they use their tail as vertical support like a 3rd leg! :Q
 
Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: SagaLore
I just read up on all the differences of a marsupial.

Looking at that picture... and reading about the parallel evolution of marsupial mammals with placental mammals... I get this feeling that the kangaroo would have become the next dominating intelligent species.

Naw...they'd spend too much time just sitting around playing with their balls.

You just described half of OT.
 
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: SagaLore
I just read up on all the differences of a marsupial.

Looking at that picture... and reading about the parallel evolution of marsupial mammals with placental mammals... I get this feeling that the kangaroo would have become the next dominating intelligent species.

Naw...they'd spend too much time just sitting around playing with their balls.

You just described half of OT.

Only half? 😉
 
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