Would you fight this boomer?

dug777

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Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Boomer is a 'Nam Vet, over 6-feet-tall and weighs over 250 lbs. So...no.

Well, close I guess. Eastern Red boomers can grow to 6 foot and up to about 200 pounds ;)
 

BoomerD

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Damn...he's a BIG muthafucka...look at the guns on that sumbitch...
I'll bet he can give a lickin and keep on tickin...

THIS Boomer don't want no part of that fella unless he's served hot off the barbie...:) with lots of ice-cold Australian beer (no Foster's PLEASE...IIRC, youse upsidedowners have MUCH better beer than that)
 

mwmorph

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Originally posted by: jagec
Sure. I counter with this boomer.

Only problem is that may wipe out not only your target but also most of Australia. I'm pretty sure there's at least mild consequences to making an entire continent uninhabitable for a few hundred generations.
 

Leros

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I arm wrestled with a kangaroo at a petting zoo once. I didn't stand a chance.
 

BoomerD

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Originally posted by: mwmorph
Originally posted by: jagec
Sure. I counter with this boomer.

Only problem is that may wipe out not only your target but also most of Australia. I'm pretty sure there's at least mild consequences to making an entire continent uninhabitable for a few hundred generations.

But it's Australia...the land where the drains run backwards...besides...they talk bloomin funny down unda...;)
 

Leros

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Originally posted by: BoomerD
Originally posted by: mwmorph
Originally posted by: jagec
Sure. I counter with this boomer.

Only problem is that may wipe out not only your target but also most of Australia. I'm pretty sure there's at least mild consequences to making an entire continent uninhabitable for a few hundred generations.

But it's Australia...the land where the drains run backwards...besides...they talk bloomin funny down unda...;)

mmm... bloomin onion
 

dug777

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Originally posted by: BoomerD
Damn...he's a BIG muthafucka...look at the guns on that sumbitch...
I'll bet he can give a lickin and keep on tickin...

THIS Boomer don't want no part of that fella unless he's served hot off the barbie...:) with lots of ice-cold Australian beer (no Foster's PLEASE...IIRC, youse upsidedowners have MUCH better beer than that)

;)

If you ever see Little Creatures Pale Ale, or Coopers Sparkling Ale, stock up on some
 

DangerAardvark

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That kangaroo is jacked. Considering a 100 lb chimp can fist you to death before you can scream, I recoil at the thought of meeting this demon-roo in a dark alley.
 

MichaelD

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Are Kangaroos unfriendly/dangerous by nature? I.E. I know that Koalas look all cute and cuddly but they are mean 'sumbitches.