Worst sexual experience?

[Accipiter22]

so what's the worst sexual experience you've ever had?


Mine happened a while ago, i was with this girl, she was on her back, etc. and I just really wasn't into it for some reason...i actually stopped halfway through and made up some excuse , saying I had to go to dinner with a parent or something. so we get dressed and I drop her off at her place. I come back to my house, go to make the bed.......and she had left a 6" long brown streak on the sheets. I'm not even kidding. I burned the fvcking things later that day. worst lay ever.

 

[Brutuskend]

Not getting any...

 

[ondarkness]

in before the lock.
hehe

-just read the post.... thats so nasty, i can't even post my story..
no contest.... :disgust:

 

[Corporate Thug]

amusing story by OP

 

[olds]

<---Waits for someone to say: "Me and your mom"

 

[MikeMike]

first girl i was with, she was experienced. i wasnt

she was giving me oral, and all i can say is WATCH THE FRICKIN TEETH.

i told her i went and then zipped up.

omg that was horrible.

 

[suse920]

oh snapz11!!!


i would say when the mod used the banstick in *all* the wrong places.

 

[Insomniak]

Originally posted by: ondarkness
in before the lock.

Originally posted by: ondarkness
hehe

 

[lrad50]

Originally posted by: ondarkness
in before the lock.
hehe

-just read the post.... thats so nasty, i can't even post my story..
no contest.... :disgust:

 

[Orsorum]

Hmmm.

 

[upsciLLion]

One time the fish was not fresh. I gagged in the middle of dining. Don't know if she saw or not.

 

[Accipiter22]

i know, seriously.....uck......i seriously want to vomit when I think about that....I liked those sheets too


another one: this girl was so bad at giving head, (which you wouldn't think would happen, but 75% of girls have no idea what they're doing) she was using teeth and everything to the point where I said "just stop, I'm going to go jack off in the bathroom". and i did.

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
i know, seriously.....uck......i seriously want to vomit when I think about that....I liked those sheets too


another one: this girl was so bad at giving head, (which you wouldn't think would happen, but 75% of girls have no idea what they're doing) she was using teeth and everything to the point where I said "just stop, I'm going to go jack off in the bathroom". and i did.

:laugh:

 

[raildogg]

yes, first time i went downstairs lol it tasted kind of weird, but ok not bad

after that she finally said lets do the deed so i was trying to put it in and couldnt.

i ... umm ... went early

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
One time the fish was not fresh. I gagged in the middle of dining. Don't know if she saw or not.

I had one like that. She smelled pretty bad. I couldn't finish dining, I ended up just giving her the 2-finger tonsillectomy for a while, seemed to make the whole experience bearable.

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
One time the fish was not fresh. I gagged in the middle of dining. Don't know if she saw or not.

I had one like that. She smelled pretty bad. I couldn't finish dining, I ended up just giving her the 2-finger tonsillectomy for a while, seemed to make the whole experience bearable.

Yeah, but did you gag???

 

[dug777]

i feel ill now

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
One time the fish was not fresh. I gagged in the middle of dining. Don't know if she saw or not.

I had one like that. She smelled pretty bad. I couldn't finish dining, I ended up just giving her the 2-finger tonsillectomy for a while, seemed to make the whole experience bearable.

Yeah, but did you gag???

I don't remember.

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
One time the fish was not fresh. I gagged in the middle of dining. Don't know if she saw or not.

I had one like that. She smelled pretty bad. I couldn't finish dining, I ended up just giving her the 2-finger tonsillectomy for a while, seemed to make the whole experience bearable.

Yeah, but did you gag???

the story about me getting head and not going, well same night, same girl, hairier than ZZ top's beard, and my finger stank forever until i took a few showers. and yes i gagged.

 

[KingofCamelot]

Originally posted by: raildogg
i ... umm ... went early

Should have just shrugged it off.

"That was just a warning shot, I'm going to put the next one between your eyes."

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

I dont ever want to have sex now, thanks a lot. :|

 

[LoungeAct404]

roflmao, keep posting

I can't stop laughing

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
One time the fish was not fresh. I gagged in the middle of dining. Don't know if she saw or not.

I had one like that. She smelled pretty bad. I couldn't finish dining, I ended up just giving her the 2-finger tonsillectomy for a while, seemed to make the whole experience bearable.

Yeah, but did you gag???

the story about me getting head and not going, well same night, same girl, hairier than ZZ top's beard, and my finger stank forever until i took a few showers. and yes i gagged.

whats with the skanky chicks fellas?

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: ChooChooChooseMe
I dont ever want to have sex now, thanks a lot. :|

:Q

 

[olds]

This one time at band camp...