Worst sexual experience?

[thirdlegstump]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: deathkoba
On my first time we were both totally drunk and played without a condom. I had a boner that just would NOT go down. Eventually 8 hours passed and I could not bear the pain any longer and then she let me slip right in the backside. Just the thought of it broke my nuts in 10 mins or so. We quickly washed up and hit the sac. After about 2 hours of sleep, I had to get up for work and experienced the worst fvckin pain in my life. Basically my dick was burning like sandpaper on sunburn. Called in sick and stayed home for yet another 6 hour fun. Was not exactly fun. True story btw.

Priapisms are bad news.

Nah I was just so drunk my nerves were probably shot. It's pretty back to normal now I should say but I am still a marathon compared to the norm. Lucky I guess.

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: shimsham

Originally posted by: sm8000
Stuck two fingers in, pulled them out, they were covered in blood clots.

i bet it was nice and warm, tho.

We were both really young, 14. She had nice B.O.T.'s

 

[Oil]

Originally posted by: blodhi74

Originally posted by: OSx86

Originally posted by: blodhi74
I was drunk and tried the back door. Thats all I'm gonna say.

LOL

it was not funny b|tch

 

[Howard]

ups not in neochat?

 

[blodhi74]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
there is no way I would post it here.

come on man .... it will make you feel beter

 

[MommysLittleMonster]

It was a one-nighter and i couldnt finish because my friend was standing outside of the girls room door calling my name saying "yo, we gotta go."