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Worst sexual experience?

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ooooooooooooooooooooh how did i forget this?!??!?!? First girl I ever fingered...we're sitting on her couch watching a movie....her parents are in the house.....so i start fingering her...I get one in.....two......I'm daring so I tried 3...and got it in....now I'm going with 3 and as she gets more into it I realize I could get 4 in.....now I'm thinking 'what the fvck this is NOT normal'.......so for about 20 more minutes i've got 4........and then I think you know what happened....five. the whole fist......my first fingering experience and i managed ot cram my whole fist in the girl. She got off twice on it. She was only about 5 3 and maybe 100 lbs.....and I fist rammed her. I felt like I was the one who got violated after that. Driving home that night I pulled over on the side of the road and vomitted.
 
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
ooooooooooooooooooooh how did i forget this?!??!?!? First girl I ever fingered...we're sitting on her couch watching a movie....her parents are in the house.....so i start fingering her...I get one in.....two......I'm daring so I tried 3...and got it in....now I'm going with 3 and as she gets more into it I realize I could get 4 in.....now I'm thinking 'what the fvck this is NOT normal'.......so for about 20 more minutes i've got 4........and then I think you know what happened....five. the whole fist......my first fingering experience and i managed ot cram my whole fist in the girl. She got off twice on it. She was only about 5 3 and maybe 100 lbs.....and I fist rammed her. I felt like I was the one who got violated after that. Driving home that night I pulled over on the side of the road and vomitted.
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That is actually an awesome story.
 
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
ooooooooooooooooooooh how did i forget this?!??!?!? First girl I ever fingered...we're sitting on her couch watching a movie....her parents are in the house.....so i start fingering her...I get one in.....two......I'm daring so I tried 3...and got it in....now I'm going with 3 and as she gets more into it I realize I could get 4 in.....now I'm thinking 'what the fvck this is NOT normal'.......so for about 20 more minutes i've got 4........and then I think you know what happened....five. the whole fist......my first fingering experience and i managed ot cram my whole fist in the girl. She got off twice on it. She was only about 5 3 and maybe 100 lbs.....and I fist rammed her. I felt like I was the one who got violated after that. Driving home that night I pulled over on the side of the road and vomitted.
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roflmao. You have to be joking.
 
On my first time we were both totally drunk and played without a condom. I had a boner that just would NOT go down. Eventually 8 hours passed and I could not bear the pain any longer and then she let me slip right in the backside. Just the thought of it broke my nuts in 10 mins or so. We quickly washed up and hit the sac. After about 2 hours of sleep, I had to get up for work and experienced the worst fvckin pain in my life. Basically my dick was burning like sandpaper on sunburn. Called in sick and stayed home for yet another 6 hour fun. Was not exactly fun. True story btw.
 
Originally posted by: deathkoba
On my first time we were both totally drunk and played without a condom. I had a boner that just would NOT go down. Eventually 8 hours passed and I could not bear the pain any longer and then she let me slip right in the backside. Just the thought of it broke my nuts in 10 mins or so. We quickly washed up and hit the sac. After about 2 hours of sleep, I had to get up for work and experienced the worst fvckin pain in my life. Basically my dick was burning like sandpaper on sunburn. Called in sick and stayed home for yet another 6 hour fun. Was not exactly fun. True story btw.
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Priapisms are bad news.
 
I remember reading one in Maxim (or Stuff?) a couple years ago. A guy was using anal beads on his girl. You're supposed to pull them out one at a time, slowly. He yanked them out the way you rip-start a lawnmower:

"There was a loud noise, some poop, and a lot of anger."
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Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
ooooooooooooooooooooh how did i forget this?!??!?!? First girl I ever fingered...we're sitting on her couch watching a movie....her parents are in the house.....so i start fingering her...I get one in.....two......I'm daring so I tried 3...and got it in....now I'm going with 3 and as she gets more into it I realize I could get 4 in.....now I'm thinking 'what the fvck this is NOT normal'.......so for about 20 more minutes i've got 4........and then I think you know what happened....five. the whole fist......my first fingering experience and i managed ot cram my whole fist in the girl. She got off twice on it. She was only about 5 3 and maybe 100 lbs.....and I fist rammed her. I felt like I was the one who got violated after that. Driving home that night I pulled over on the side of the road and vomitted.
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roflmao. You have to be joking.
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🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 nope. That cavernous snatch will haunt me to the day I.....well the day i find a girl so tight I can barely get my pinky in. (insert 7 year old joke here)
 
Originally posted by: sm8000
I remember reading one in Maxim (or Stuff?) a couple years ago. A guy was using anal beads on his girl. You're supposed to pull them out one at a time, slowly. He yanked them out the way you rip-start a lawnmower:

"There was a loud noise, some poop, and a lot of anger."
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:laugh:
 
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
ooooooooooooooooooooh how did i forget this?!??!?!? First girl I ever fingered...we're sitting on her couch watching a movie....her parents are in the house.....so i start fingering her...I get one in.....two......I'm daring so I tried 3...and got it in....now I'm going with 3 and as she gets more into it I realize I could get 4 in.....now I'm thinking 'what the fvck this is NOT normal'.......so for about 20 more minutes i've got 4........and then I think you know what happened....five. the whole fist......my first fingering experience and i managed ot cram my whole fist in the girl. She got off twice on it. She was only about 5 3 and maybe 100 lbs.....and I fist rammed her. I felt like I was the one who got violated after that. Driving home that night I pulled over on the side of the road and vomitted.
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roflmao. You have to be joking.
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🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 nope. That cavernous snatch will haunt me to the day I.....well the day i find a girl so tight I can barely get my pinky in. (insert 7 year old joke here)
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Here kitty kitty kitty...
 
Originally posted by: sm8000
I remember reading one in Maxim (or Stuff?) a couple years ago. A guy was using anal beads on his girl. You're supposed to pull them out one at a time, slowly. He yanked them out the way you rip-start a lawnmower:

"There was a loud noise, some poop, and a lot of anger."
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LOL
 
Originally posted by: shimsham
Originally posted by: sm8000
I remember reading one in Maxim (or Stuff?) a couple years ago. A guy was using anal beads on his girl. You're supposed to pull them out one at a time, slowly. He yanked them out the way you rip-start a lawnmower:

"There was a loud noise, some poop, and a lot of anger."
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:laugh:
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my room mate did that to his gf. they wer ein the top bunk. (this is back in college)
 
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
ooooooooooooooooooooh how did i forget this?!??!?!? First girl I ever fingered...we're sitting on her couch watching a movie....her parents are in the house.....so i start fingering her...I get one in.....two......I'm daring so I tried 3...and got it in....now I'm going with 3 and as she gets more into it I realize I could get 4 in.....now I'm thinking 'what the fvck this is NOT normal'.......so for about 20 more minutes i've got 4........and then I think you know what happened....five. the whole fist......my first fingering experience and i managed ot cram my whole fist in the girl. She got off twice on it. She was only about 5 3 and maybe 100 lbs.....and I fist rammed her. I felt like I was the one who got violated after that. Driving home that night I pulled over on the side of the road and vomitted.
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roflmao
 
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