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Originally posted by: PG
The ex: "Can you really see us growing old together?....<pause>....because I can't."

later she used this one: "I love you, but I'm not IN love with you."
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even better. "i love you like a friend, but not any other way"
 
Originally posted by: PG
The ex:
later she used this one: "I love you, but I'm not IN love with you."
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I've heard that one....

My (unfortunately too late reply) "So you only loved me as a friend when I bought you all those f***ing flowers?"
 
Me: Hey, where's that $3 you said you'd pay me back?
Me: Hey remember that $5 I spent on that medicine for you?
Me: Hey, remember when I bought dinner a couple of nights ago and paid for all of it?
Her: We need to talk

Apparently I come off as cheap 😛
 
I was dating this girl back in college and one morning we're lying in bed when the doorbell rings. Without a 2nd thought she jumps up and hides in the closet. I'm still in bed thinking WTF? I went and got the door and it was some mormons, ran them off, then went back into the bedroom and said "It's obvious to me that you've hidden in a few closets. You're a whore, get out."
 
Originally posted by: shinerburke
I was dating this girl back in college and one morning we're lying in bed when the doorbell rings. Without a 2nd thought she jumps up and hides in the closet. I'm still in bed thinking WTF? I went and got the door and it was some mormons, ran them off, then went back into the bedroom and said "It's obvious to me that you've hidden in a few closets. You're a whore, get out."
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hmm i'm thinking you have the worst luck with women ever. 😛
 
Originally posted by: PG
The ex: "Can you really see us growing old together?....<pause>....because I can't."

later she used this one: "I love you, but I'm not IN love with you."
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My buddy just heard that one...
 
Originally posted by: baffled2
"It's not you,it's me" yeah tell me something I don't already know you putz 🙂
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Haha, was thinking the same thing. 🙂

Or....you're like a sister to me.

 
My favorite delivered a week before junior prom...

"I can't continue to see you because you're a heathen and you jeopardize my relationship with god."

Thank you very much.

I still smile when I think of it. 😀
 
Originally posted by: djheater
My favorite delivered a week before junior prom...

"I can't continue to see you because you're a heathen and you jeopardize my relationship with god."

Thank you very much.

I still smile when I think of it. 😀
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*sheds tear*

That's...so...beautiful.


Cheers ! 🙂
 
Originally posted by: cyco5150
"I love you, I just don't love you love you"
WTF is that?
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Plain english, I'm in live with the toy you bought me last week. We've been having good times since then. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: luvya
Hon, I am sorry, but pyonir is my bb$tch now😀
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wait...are you luvly or luvya? dammit i am always so confused?!




😛
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put your tongue back in your mouth it's Luvya, the ape man 😀
 
Originally posted by: joohang
The only person I have ever dated is my wife. We'll have been married for 10 years this August. 🙂

amish
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Damn.. assuming that it was not an arranged marriage, that is rare indeed.
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Same deal here. I married the first person I dated. We've been married 7 years now and have two kids.

Anyway, probably the most effective breakup line would be:

"I have herpes."

 
Originally posted by: djheater
My favorite delivered a week before junior prom...

"I can't continue to see you because you're a heathen and you jeopardize my relationship with god."

Thank you very much.

I still smile when I think of it. 😀
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HAHAHA, youre better off reading proust or somethin 😉 lol
 
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