worst relationship break up line

[NormanBates]

I only dated my my wife. Back in our junior year in HS. Dated for 5 years then married. Getting ready for our 1 year anver.

 

[nihil]

Originally posted by: PG
The ex: "Can you really see us growing old together?....<pause>....because I can't."

later she used this one: "I love you, but I'm not IN love with you."

even better. "i love you like a friend, but not any other way"

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: hpkeeper
"I don't have enough time" and then a week later seeing her with someone else.

Yeowch! That's gotta hurt

 

[Orsorum]

"It's not you, it's me... I just don't like you anymore."

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: PG
The ex:
later she used this one: "I love you, but I'm not IN love with you."

I've heard that one....

My (unfortunately too late reply) "So you only loved me as a friend when I bought you all those f***ing flowers?"

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Me: Hey, where's that $3 you said you'd pay me back?
Me: Hey remember that $5 I spent on that medicine for you?
Me: Hey, remember when I bought dinner a couple of nights ago and paid for all of it?
Her: We need to talk

Apparently I come off as cheap

 

[abaez]

"I'm pregnant and your not the father."

 

[Cyco]

"I love you, I just don't love you love you"
WTF is that?

 

[shiner]

I was dating this girl back in college and one morning we're lying in bed when the doorbell rings. Without a 2nd thought she jumps up and hides in the closet. I'm still in bed thinking WTF? I went and got the door and it was some mormons, ran them off, then went back into the bedroom and said "It's obvious to me that you've hidden in a few closets. You're a whore, get out."

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
I was dating this girl back in college and one morning we're lying in bed when the doorbell rings. Without a 2nd thought she jumps up and hides in the closet. I'm still in bed thinking WTF? I went and got the door and it was some mormons, ran them off, then went back into the bedroom and said "It's obvious to me that you've hidden in a few closets. You're a whore, get out."

hmm i'm thinking you have the worst luck with women ever.

 

[Skel]

Originally posted by: PG
The ex: "Can you really see us growing old together?....<pause>....because I can't."

later she used this one: "I love you, but I'm not IN love with you."

My buddy just heard that one...

 

[Bulk Beef]

Originally posted by: baffled2
"It's not you,it's me" yeah tell me something I don't already know you putz

And everybody who uses that one thinks they're sooooo original.

 

[Sepen]

Originally posted by: baffled2
"It's not you,it's me" yeah tell me something I don't already know you putz

Haha, was thinking the same thing.

Or....you're like a sister to me.

 

[djheater]

My favorite delivered a week before junior prom...

"I can't continue to see you because you're a heathen and you jeopardize my relationship with god."

Thank you very much.

I still smile when I think of it.

 

[linuxboy]

Originally posted by: djheater
My favorite delivered a week before junior prom...

"I can't continue to see you because you're a heathen and you jeopardize my relationship with god."

Thank you very much.

I still smile when I think of it.

*sheds tear*

That's...so...beautiful.


Cheers !

 

[WombatWoman]

"Sorry, hon, but I've fallen in love with my counselor from the STD clinic."

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: WombatWoman
"Sorry, hon, but I've fallen in love with my counselor from the STD clinic."

LOL!

 

[djheater]

I should have known you'd like it LB

 

[pillage2001]

Originally posted by: cyco5150
"I love you, I just don't love you love you"
WTF is that?

Plain english, I'm in live with the toy you bought me last week. We've been having good times since then.

 

[luvya]

Hon, I am sorry, but pyonir is my bb$tch now

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: luvya
Hon, I am sorry, but pyonir is my bb$tch now

wait...are you luvly or luvya? dammit i am always so confused?!

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: luvya
Hon, I am sorry, but pyonir is my bb$tch now

wait...are you luvly or luvya? dammit i am always so confused?!

put your tongue back in your mouth it's Luvya, the ape man

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: joohang

The only person I have ever dated is my wife. We'll have been married for 10 years this August.

amish

Damn.. assuming that it was not an arranged marriage, that is rare indeed.

Same deal here. I married the first person I dated. We've been married 7 years now and have two kids.

Anyway, probably the most effective breakup line would be:

"I have herpes."

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: baffled2
put your tongue back in your mouth it's Luvya, the ape man

but he sounds like such a WOMAN.

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: djheater
My favorite delivered a week before junior prom...

"I can't continue to see you because you're a heathen and you jeopardize my relationship with god."

Thank you very much.

I still smile when I think of it.

HAHAHA, youre better off reading proust or somethin lol