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worst relationship break up line

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Lifer
can't say i've had too many breakups from them, in that i've been the one to break it off. However, the one that stands out in my mind is "it's cool you love your mom...but does she have to call you SO often?"

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hahah.

it was my birthday. and i took HER out to a concert. anyway, the line went something like this, "happy birthday, i don't think we should see each other anymore though".
 
"It's not you,it's me" yeah tell me something I don't already know you putz 🙂
 
I wouldn't call this a relationship but my suitemate from freshman year in the dorms broke it off with this girl he had been seeing in the worse possible way I've ever seen.

After having sex with her, he threw a roll of toilet paper at her, and said "Clean that sh*t up and get the f*ck out".

Now that was bad break up line.
 
not so much a line but, she told me she was breaking up with me because I was too nice to her sister and she really hated her sister.
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It was 3 days before I started a new job going from pizza delivery to a job in a corporate business.

Ah well, her loss
 
Originally posted by: pyonir
the only one used against me was: "you love me too much" 😕
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! i hate this one. was the last one used on me. evil its pure evil

I also hate "I thing we should just be friends" im sure everyone has head that before
 
Originally posted by: hammer09
I wouldn't call this a relationship but my suitemate from freshman year in the dorms broke it off with this girl he had been seeing in the worse possible way I've ever seen.

After having sex with her, he threw a roll of toilet paper at her, and said "Clean that sh*t up and get the f*ck out".

Now that was bad break up line.
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:Q
a buddy in college was seeing this girl, she got all undressed in his room while he wasn't in there. He came in, saw her sitting there on the bed naked, shook his head and said, "you've got to go".
 
Originally posted by: hammer09
I wouldn't call this a relationship but my suitemate from freshman year in the dorms broke it off with this girl he had been seeing in the worse possible way I've ever seen.

After having sex with her, he threw a roll of toilet paper at her, and said "Clean that sh*t up and get the f*ck out".

Now that was bad break up line.
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HAHAHA. that's just f'in cruel.
 
Originally posted by: nihil
Originally posted by: hammer09
I wouldn't call this a relationship but my suitemate from freshman year in the dorms broke it off with this girl he had been seeing in the worse possible way I've ever seen.

After having sex with her, he threw a roll of toilet paper at her, and said "Clean that sh*t up and get the f*ck out".

Now that was bad break up line.
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HAHAHA. that's just f'in cruel.
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Originally posted by: hammer09
I wouldn't call this a relationship but my suitemate from freshman year in the dorms broke it off with this girl he had been seeing in the worse possible way I've ever seen.

After having sex with her, he threw a roll of toilet paper at her, and said "Clean that sh*t up and get the f*ck out".

Now that was bad break up line.
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LOL. That's hilarious. Cruel, but funny for purposes of this bb.
 
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Never broken up with anybody and nobody has broken up with me, so I don't know what to tell you....

amish
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wow... amish... this could mean either of these few things.

1. you've never dated.
2. you've dated but you dated more than one person at a time... and the number continues to rise.
3. you've dated but your dates get abducted by the aliens.
4. your dog ate them
5. you have a multiple personality.
6. you've dated only one person... and you're still dating.

hmm.. for some reason... i remember you mentioning your wife...
so #6 would be my guess.

am i right?
 
Originally posted by: hoihtah
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Never broken up with anybody and nobody has broken up with me, so I don't know what to tell you....

amish
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wow... amish... this could mean either of these few things.

1. you've never dated.
2. you've dated but you dated more than one person at a time... and the number continues to rise.
3. you've dated but your dates get abducted by the aliens.
4. your dog ate them
5. you have a multiple personality.
6. you've dated only one person... and you're still dating.

hmm.. for some reason... i remember you mentioning your wife...
so #6 would be my guess.

am i right?
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The only person I have ever dated is my wife. We'll have been married for 10 years this August. 🙂

amish
 
The ex: "Can you really see us growing old together?....<pause>....because I can't."

later she used this one: "I love you, but I'm not IN love with you."


 
hmm...
dating only one person and marrying that person...

if you guys had a choice... would you go for that?
or would you rather know the pain of breakups to know the joy of dating more than one?

personally... you're a lucky bastard in my book, amish.

i had to date 4 to get to my wife.
 
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