Worst Movie Ever that you watched

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Aquila76

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Absolutely worst movie I saw was Waterbabies. It was some kid movie. From England. And was a mix of live action and animation. The animation was so craptastic that the kid I saw it with literally started crying because it was so fugly. The creator of that movie should have his limbs amputated and mouth fused shut so that there is no way he could ever possibly make another movie.
 

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Originally posted by: CptFarlow1
The Stupids...not sure who it is by or what the actors names are....but they sucked.....the whole movie was horribly retarted. It made me want to shoot myself.


Two words: Tom Arnold. I saw about 5 minutes of it on TV last week and chose a candlepin bowling tournament instead.
 

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Originally posted by: Aquila76
Originally posted by: Piobaireachd
Anyone name Waterworld yet?

Don't stop there; how about anything written, directed, produced, or starring Kevin Costner?

No, there is some stuff that Costner has done that I've liked. Field of Dreams and Silverado are a couple.

But Waterworld and Mailman have both pretty much achieved negative pressure.
 

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Freddy Got Fingered
Three Wishes

Both movies actually made me stop watching any movies for several months. The only good thing I can remember from the two is everyones dream gf, the wheelchair gf.
 

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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Heard the hype, then saw the movie and said "that was what all the hype was about?" :thumbsdown:
 

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In response to other peoples statements:

Battlefield earth - Yup, the worst. Excluding some B movies I wont acknowledge watching.

"Robot jax(or was it jocks?)" JOX! And its a darn fine movie. So long as you accept its goofiness. Then its fun to watch.

Hardware - I thought it was pretty cool. The kind of dark sci-fi we dont see enough of these days.

freddy got fingered - Tom green had talent at one time and pissed it away. Shameful that Rip Torn would lower himself to being jizzed on by a pachyderm.

cherry 2000 - As long as you accept the fact its cheesy, post-apocalyptic sci-fi, you can enjoy the experience of watching it.

Artificial Intelligence - NOT horrible, but a very big let down. Everyone was expecting much better from spielberg.

Anchor Man - If people find this funny then we really have dropped several IQ points as Americans. It is NOT so dumb its funny. Its just dumb. I am all for a mix of sophisticated humor and silly humor, but this just sucks. Its a shame because Will Farrel has actually done good movies too.

Star wars episode 2 - Again, not completely horrid, but a VERY big let down. George Lucas is slipping faster than Spielberg.

Gods and Generals - Lame to the MAX. Especially when compared to Gettysburg. Also a shame because it had great potential.

The Royal Tannenbaums - Another shame becuase of the great potential of the actors. All experienced veterans with many good movies behind them.

House of the Dead - The only people who could like this would be 12 year olds. And when I was 12, I would have hated it.

Escabana in da moonlight - Very good if you can get it. But it only applies to about 1% of the US population.

Zoolander - Again, so much potential from the actors was pissed away.

The Forgotten - Good in a twisted way. Too much emotional BS. Could have been a good sci-fi.

Super Mario Brothers the Movie
Double Dragon Movie = Mortal Kombat actually makes these two look good.
Again, wasted potential from good actors.

Congo - LAME!

Waterworld and Postman - In my opinion the only two horrible Costner movies.
He's allowed mistakes. After good ones like: Field of Dreams, Untouchables, Dances with Wolves, Tin Cup, JFK, and some others I cant think of right now.
 

ShadowBlade

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Originally posted by: rleemhui
Day after tomorrow was pretty bad...

LETS OUTRUN COLD AIR!!!!

that movie was pretty good until the part where he was out running cold air

i love how im going thru and responding to alot of stuff


 

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Eyes Wide Shut

That was the STUPIDIST, STRANGEST, MORONIC movie ever.

The ENTIRE theater was looking for a refund when it was over.
 

ShadowBlade

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Originally posted by: preslove
Gods and Generals
Dogma (it was just a stupid polemic with crappy one-liners)
Man on the Moon (carey was good, but they might as well have had the director suck kaufman's corpse's cock)
Private Parts (omg stern is bigger than jesus! And he is a good husband :roll: )
Manchurian Candidate remake (this may be the worst. The original was one big, ironic joke, and apparently denzel was too fvcking stupid to get it).


BTW,
Anchorman, i :heart: huckabees, and the Royal Tenenbaums were all great movies.

for real

 

ShadowBlade

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Originally posted by: ArjSiv
I think I might have everyone Trumped here:

Super Mario Brothers the Movie
Double Dragon Movie

Torque - Okay Fast and the Furious and 2Fast 2Furious were watchable for the cars and the races but this was just unbearable to watch!


if i wanna see cars and races, i just go down to the HS parking lot after 10pm