Worst Movie Ever that you watched

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: EpsiIon
Starship Troopers 2
Monster
Monster's Ball


*shudder* Horrible, horrible movies.

I agree with Starship Troopers 2, but are you serious about Monster's Ball? I mean yeah, the whole plot was kind of stupid, but Halle Berry did a 5 minute softcore porn scene in it. That alone is worth the $10 you can find it for in bargain bins now.

 

[neonerd]

your mom's porno was pretty dissapointing

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Thank goodness you were all spared "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians"

Most don't live to tell the tale of this flick. Suicide is the result for the vast majority of viewers.

 

[BigHurt]

oh without a question...

Torque i dare anyone to watch this movie.. sooo horrible

and im an ice cube fan.. friday, barbershop..

ice cube != action hero


aka XXX: State of the Union will undoubtedly be a horrible film, but i almost want to go just to laugh at the terrible action scenes.


Then again, i also had the misfortune of watching A.I. which might be even worse.
(at least torque had horrible action, AI had nothing.)

 

[Fenixgoon]

XXX (triple X w/ vin diesel) was totally worthless.. i caught the last 20 minutes of the movie, and i want that time back 🙁

 

[deftron]

Napolean Dynamite.


But I didn't see it in theaters.



That sh!t was so bad, that I just stopped the DVD half way
through and flung it out the window.... Not entirely on purpose,
was trying to fling it across the room but it went straight out the window.
LOL... didn't even care it sucked so bad... Then I remembered
I had to take it back to Blockbuster, so I had to go down stairs
and pick it up off the street.

 

[lokiju]

Freddy Got Fingered.

 

[applesseed]

Signs (2002) - Mel Gibson
Robots (2005)

 

[mundane]

Happiness
I can't understand the appeal for the sexual perversions and dysfunctional families. I like to consider myself open the independent film genre, but that was the first movie that ever really offended me.

 

[Frodolives]

Some pretty bad ones have been posted here, but for me it was "Rhinestone" with Sylvester Stallone and Dolly Parton. I know I shouldn't have even gone to see it, but it was the only thing playing once when I was in this little town with time to kill.

I also walked out on "Southern Comfort" starring Powers Boothe, Keith Carradine, and Peter Coyote.

 

[blodhi74]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Have you ever walked out of a theater because the movie just sucked so bad.
I should have when i saw the worse movie ever.

Lost Souls (2000) with Winona Ryder

What is your worse movie ever?

Blade trinty

 

[Devistater]

Originally posted by: sundevb

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: sundevb
The worst movie of all time is and always will be Battlefield Earth.

Word.

They are actually thinking about a sequal.

Yep.. but only because Travolta is brainwashed by Scientology.

I think the movie seriously sucked bad. I think scientology is a load of crap, but I loved the Battlefield Earth book. Which makes me hate the movie even more, it sucked so bad. It didn't even do .000001% justice to the book.
Speaking of scientology, I came across a funny link from a court case where those freaks were sueing ppl. They were suing someone for having an FTP at 127.0.0.1 no joke.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Master of Disguise.

 

[Devistater]

Originally posted by: Proletariat
Probably Sin City.

OMG no that movie freaking owned. You probably just dont like film noir.

 

[spherrod]

I watched Hard Rock Zombies last night - that has to be a contender for worst film ever

 

[Devistater]

Originally posted by: jadinolf
My gf conned me into "Toy Story" years ago. It was not for adults.

No way. Toy story was great. Toy story 2 was also good but I liked the 1st one better. Then Monsters Inc, Incredibles. Those movies were GREAT. I didn't like nemo all that much, felt more for kids.

Originally posted by: Conaway
most definately Jurassic Park 3 and Shawn of the Dead

Hey Shawn of the dead was funny lol. It had so many cliches that it made fun of. Wasn't it a low budget film too? It was more of one of those spoof films like UHF or Spaceballs

Originally posted by: Stiganator
Catwoman hands down! I was so wasted and it still sucked more than <insert name>'s mom! Not even Ms. Berry could save it.

I think that was partly because a MALE stunt double did some of the scenes.
The movie sucked BAD



Torque
now THERE IS A SUCKY FILM! OMG that thing was so freaking unrealistic and had absolutly no redeeming points to it whatsoever. I warned people who were wanting to see that that it sucked and eveyrone who went and saw it against my advice admitted I was right that it did suck monkey nuts.

Signs
That also sucked bad. Totally boring for almost all of it, a few minutes of tense stuff then it was over and sucking. Ever since 6th sense, that director has gone downhill. Ever new movie he makes is downhill more. Village (I think thats the name) is even worse lol.

I recently saw an old movie...
Death Race 2000
There was another sucky one.

 

[kinev]

Originally posted by: Devistater

Originally posted by: jadinolf
My gf conned me into "Toy Story" years ago. It was not for adults.

No way. Toy story was great. Toy story 2 was also good but I liked the 1st one better. Then Monsters Inc, Incredibles. Those movies were GREAT. I didn't like nemo all that much, felt more for kids.

Originally posted by: Conaway
most definately Jurassic Park 3 and Shawn of the Dead

Hey Shawn of the dead was funny lol. It had so many cliches that it made fun of. Wasn't it a low budget film too? It was more of one of those spoof films like UHF or Spaceballs

Originally posted by: Stiganator
Catwoman hands down! I was so wasted and it still sucked more than <insert name>'s mom! Not even Ms. Berry could save it.

I think that was partly because a MALE stunt double did some of the scenes.
The movie sucked BAD



Torque
now THERE IS A SUCKY FILM! OMG that thing was so freaking unrealistic and had absolutly no redeeming points to it whatsoever. I warned people who were wanting to see that that it sucked and eveyrone who went and saw it against my advice admitted I was right that it did suck monkey nuts.

Signs
That also sucked bad. Totally boring for almost all of it, a few minutes of tense stuff then it was over and sucking. Ever since 6th sense, that director has gone downhill. Ever new movie he makes is downhill more. Village (I think thats the name) is even worse lol.

I recently saw an old movie...
Death Race 2000
There was another sucky one.

Wait a minute! Death Race 2000 is a classic. Sure it's a cheesy 70's flick, but come on, it was friggin hilarious. Add in a young Sly and sub-par "special" effects and you've got a winner!

 

[Cheesetogo]

Napolean Dynamite was the worst movie I've ever seen. Second worst was "The Time Machine" or somthing like that, when the guy from the 1800s builds a time machine and goes like 40000 years into the future. I walked out halfway through. I think it came out between 2000 and 2002

 

[surreal1221]

Day After Tomorrow

 

[imported_Reck]

Originally posted by: surreal1221
Day After Tomorrow

QFT. holy **** that movie blew.

Originally posted by: Cheesetogo
Napolean Dynamite was the worst movie I've ever seen. Second worst was "The Time Machine" or somthing like that, when the guy from the 1800s builds a time machine and goes like 40000 years into the future. I walked out halfway through. I think it came out between 2000 and 2002

the time machine wasn't that bad.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

oh yeah, anything by m night shamalamadingdong

 

[Devistater]

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
oh yeah, anything by m night shamalamadingdong

Anything except 6th sense.

 

[sharkeeper]

Death Race 2000 with Sylvester Stallone as Machine Gun Joe. Interesting "jawlike" appearence on the car too. I remember seeing that one in a drive in theater. How many of you peeps remember those? 😛

I just saw Oceans Twelve last night and I must say it was not very good at all. The first one was much better but that was to be expected so...

 

[Landroval]

Another one I could not stand was Clerks, although I know a lot of people love it. A friend of mine walked out midway and waited outside until it was over :Q

edit: also add Swingers to that list. Vince Vaughn is just... ugh

 

[flatblastard]

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
oh yeah, anything by m night shamalamadingdong

LMAO!!! :laugh:

Dude, I couldn't agree more. The Village was the biggest waste of time ever in my life. Did anyone see the SciFi interview before the movie came out? Shamalamadingdong tried to act like he had some serious issues in the past that somehow influenced his great film making talents. Ha! What a fewkin tool!