Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo

[chuckywang]

Was her last name Carradine?

 

[PlasmaBomb]

She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time

:Q

A jackhammer? WTF?

 

[PottedMeat]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: Don Vito Corleone
I can't tell, based on the site, if this is a real story or a very weak, Onion-style parody. It's hard to believe that even the lowest-end news outlet would include the details about hearing moaning coming from her property.

i agree. also i can't find any other articles on it. you would think something like this would have a few news stories.

hehe

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[ForumMaster]

Originally posted by: Dari
Darwin

as a matter of fact i went to the site to see if they already updated. not yet. i bet they will. this is a deserving one without a doubt.

 

[waffleironhead]

once you go jack, you never go back.

 

[Fritzo]

Jack Hammer was my porn name.

 

[MotF Bane]

LOL

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Jack Hammer was my porn name.

Mine was Buster Hymen.

 

[MrMatt]

Ms. Dent?s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, ?She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.?

 

[thepd7]

SLAMMIN!

 

[Linflas]

When a Sybian just won't do...

 

[Wheezer]

Apparently the Pogo stick lost it's appeal.

 

[Gibson486]

Passion Funeral?

 

[Miramonti]

Shirley Dent was surely dented.

 

[silverpig]

Real or not I recall seeing an article about how a husband accidentally injured his wife very seriously (maybe killed her) because the two of them attached a dildo to the end of a sabre saw...

 

[Homerboy]

Originally posted by: silverpig
Real or not I recall seeing an article about how a husband accidentally injured his wife very seriously (maybe killed her) because the two of them attached a dildo to the end of a sabre saw...

yes. that was posted here too.

 

[FDF12389]

darwin at work for sure

 

[Miramonti]

This story is all over the net with the exception of any legitimate news websites.

 

[Mursilis]

Originally posted by: jjsole
Shirley Dent was surely dented.

:laugh:

Best one yet!

 

[ivan2]

... ear-splitting moans of distress that carried over the raucous jackhammer.

lol this is gold

 

[ballmode]

LOL at the timewarps

 

[BabaBooey]

HARDER DAMMIT !!!!

 

[Krazy4Real]

LMAO!!! She had to of been hard to please in bed.

 

[Miramonti]

fwiw, there's no Arndale, OK or Alpara County.

 

[compman25]

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