Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo

[Homerboy]

http://decentcommunity.com/200...g-jackhammer-as-dildo/

 

[amdhunter]

W

 

[Brainonska511]

:facepalm;

 

[stinger25]

T

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
W

T

 

[xSauronx]

jesus tapdancing christ, a jackhammer?

 

[Newfie]

On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway ?struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.

 

[darkxshade]

F

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Newfie
On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway ?struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.

Yeah that's kind of strange.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: darkxshade
Fail

fixed, because you did it wrong

 

[Brainonska511]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
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Originally posted by: stinger25
T

So close to a "WTF" timewarp.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

shens

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: Newfie
On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway ?struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.

Yeah that's kind of strange.

well i mean, who uses a jackhammer in the house? thatd be stranger.

 

[Exterous]

Originally posted by: stinger25
T

So close

 

[JJChicken]

HAMMER TIME!

 

[TwiceOver]

Wow... What a fucked up world we live in. She owned a sex toy shop and couldn't find anything other than a jack hammer to please herself?

 

[NFS4]

I hope the jackhammer used a condom.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Barack Obama
HAMMER TIME!

:laugh:

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: TwiceOver
Wow... What a fucked up world we live in. She owned a sex toy shop and couldn't find anything other than a jack hammer to please herself?

she was testing a potential new product

 

[BoomerD]

That bitch was just hard to please...

 

[SonnyDaze]

After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play....

Yeah that is pretty foul. A damn jackhammer. WTF?

She should have been in the kitchen like all women should be. Using an egg beater.

 

[Dari]

Darwin

 

[Phokus]

uh... did she get that idea from the movie "Top Secret"? WTF

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

I can't tell, based on the site, if this is a real story or a very weak, Onion-style parody. It's hard to believe that even the lowest-end news outlet would include the details about hearing moaning coming from her property.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Don Vito Corleone
I can't tell, based on the site, if this is a real story or a very weak, Onion-style parody. It's hard to believe that even the lowest-end news outlet would include the details about hearing moaning coming from her property.

i agree. also i can't find any other articles on it. you would think something like this would have a few news stories.