Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo

[Perknose]

Gender inappropriate. She should have used a Jillhammer.

 

[DAGTA]

So how long until jackhammers come with "do not use as a sex toy" warnings?

 

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: Barack Obama
HAMMER TIME!

:laugh:

:thumbsup:

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: DAGTA
So how long until jackhammers come with "do not use as a sex toy" warnings?

This.

 

[Nitemare]

Here comes teh hammer?

 

[mortong]

"She's with Captain Hammer, and *these* are not the hammer"

 

[PliotronX]

And the reciprocating saw incident was just a couple months ago.

What ever happened to a good spit shine?

 

[0roo0roo]

well i guess this even outs the stupid scale between the genders. balances out the death by horse up the u know what that one dude suffered a while back i was wondering when a woman would achieve such epic fail. she really broke that glass ceiling.

 

[Auggie]

She who lives by the dildo, dies by the dildo.

 

[CZroe]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: Phokus
uh... did she get that idea from the movie "Top Secret"? WTF

my first thought as well!

:beer:

240v FTL. I guess her sex toy shop didn't carry travel adapters.

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: mortong
"She's with Captain Hammer, and *these* are not the hammer"

:thumbsup:

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: DAGTA
So how long until jackhammers come with "do not use as a sex toy" warnings?

Warnings are scary, because you know they dont put them on randomly. They are placed on the device or the package as the result of a lawsuit, when someone clearly did something they should not have.

One time I bought a girl some fancy silk stockings and she tore them on her first night out. We went to Walmart to get some cheap replacements in a hurry. On the back of the package was a huge sticker saying "Not to be used by persons under 12 years of age!"
That was a little freaky. Underage sluts are using so many stockings (and somehow hurting themselves) that we need a warning label on them?

 

[grohl]

darwin x 100

fake?

 

[alkemyst]

talk about knocking the bottom out of it.

 

[lxskllr]

I'm having a hard time believing this story. The jackhammers I'm familiar with would make that setup a difficult task.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: lxskllr
I'm having a hard time believing this story. The jackhammers I'm familiar with would make that setup a difficult task.

power them, lay them on their side and use a free foot to push the power lever?

 

[SirStev0]

ahhh...
Pics?

 

[lxskllr]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: lxskllr
I'm having a hard time believing this story. The jackhammers I'm familiar with would make that setup a difficult task.

power them, lay them on their side and use a free foot to push the power lever?

They're heavy as hell though. just the downward pressure would hurt. What kind of bit do you pick? A nice shiny smooth one with a weapon like tip, or a used one that has a rounded tip, but chips and burrs down the sides? :^D

 

[compman25]

Originally posted by: lxskllr

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: lxskllr
I'm having a hard time believing this story. The jackhammers I'm familiar with would make that setup a difficult task.

power them, lay them on their side and use a free foot to push the power lever?

They're heavy as hell though. just the downward pressure would hurt. What kind of bit do you pick? A nice shiny smooth one with a weapon like tip, or a used one that has a rounded tip, but chips and burrs down the sides? :^D

Maybe it was wearing protection, so the old wore out tip was just fine.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: lxskllr

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: lxskllr
I'm having a hard time believing this story. The jackhammers I'm familiar with would make that setup a difficult task.

power them, lay them on their side and use a free foot to push the power lever?

They're heavy as hell though. just the downward pressure would hurt. What kind of bit do you pick? A nice shiny smooth one with a weapon like tip, or a used one that has a rounded tip, but chips and burrs down the sides? :^D

I am willing to bet she slid a cock extension over the tip.

There was another couple that did this with a reciprocating saw (last year I think, pretty recent) and they left the saw blade intact. Horrible results followed showing a bimetal saw blade > latex/silcone/rubber and flesh. She lived I believe and they ended up breaking up over it.

 

[lxskllr]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

I am willing to bet she slid a cock extension over the tip.

That could potentially take care of the weight and alignment problem. Not well thought out in any case.

It's 2am and you here a jackhammer going.

Sigh... The neighbor's at it again :^(

:^D

 

[alkemyst]

depends on homes I guess. I have been in homes with firing ranges inside. Couldn't hear them from the outside. Most of a jackhammers noise is hitting whatever you are trying to bust up though.

 

[Engineer]

A jackhammer? I could see a chisel hammer (much smaller but still dangerous) but not a jackhammer. If this is true, definitely Darwin candidate right here.

 

[alkemyst]

horny people do stupid things. ER is full of them on the weekend.

 

[Boo Boo]

thats one loose woman