Woman claims yogurt sample tasted of semen - *Now Confirmed*

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SlowSpyder

Lifer
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Try it and find out?

You realize you basically just asked me to describe what orange juice tastes like to a guy without a tongue right? It tastes like semen and nothing else, just like orange juice tastes like orange juice and nothing else.


I would tell the guy with no tongue that it has a flavor not too different than oranges.



Your move, billed mammal.
 

darkxshade

Lifer
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I couldn't even imagine what a defense lawyer would do to the woman if it ever went to trial.


Force her to do blind taste test? :D

"People of the Jury... before you are 2 cups of yogurt, one with semen, one without. I invite the plantiff to try them both and point out which one has semen in it. She will refuse on the basis that she does not truly know what it taste like clearly vindicating my client of any wrongdoing."
 
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sandorski

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Oct 10, 1999
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Force her to do blind taste test? :D

"People of the Jury... before you are 2 cups of yogurt, one with semen, one without. I invite the plantiff to try them both and point out which one has semen in it. She will refuse on the basis that she does not truly know what it taste like clearly vindicating my client of any wrongdoing."

If she don't spit, you must acquit!
 

Squisher

Lifer
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According to a police report, the 28-year-old victim was shopping with her daughter in the store’s cereal aisle when she was approached by Garcia, who worked in the store’s dairy department. After accepting Garcia’s offer of a yogurt sample, the woman immediately thought the sample tasted “gross and disgusting” and, cops reported, “said it tasted like ‘semen.’”
In a handwritten statement, the woman said, “I spit it out on the floor many times cuz I was upset.” The woman recalled that when she talked to manager Catherine Flores, “she told me was a Greek yoghurt. People love it has lot of protein on it.”
The woman paid for her groceries and returned home, where she told her boyfriend about the incident. She told of how Garcia had “just come with one sample just for me,” and that “he was so pushy to tell me how taste it.” The woman and her boyfriend eventually returned to the market, where they summoned police.
When questioned by cops, an “extremely nervous” Garcia denied putting bodily fluids in the yogurt container, which he admitted discarding in a trash compactor after the woman complained about the sample’s taste.
An Albuquerque Police Department spokesperson said today that blood and DNA samples have been collected from the incarcerated Garcia, and that results from lab tests are expected later this week.


How did they get the sample to test? From the trash compactor? Wouldn't that taint the evidence?
 

Juddog

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Dec 11, 2006
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Daayum it was true, this women really knows the taste of semen!
 

OutHouse

Lifer
Jun 5, 2000
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im sure her dad did not want to know that his little girl can pick out the taste of baby gravy while mixed in with yogurt. awkard moments for future family gatherings?
 

apac

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lol @ update.

"Hmm I taste yogurt, raspberries, semen, ..hm and is that a hint of powdered sugar, too?"