Woman claims yogurt sample tasted of semen - *Now Confirmed*

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SKORPI0

Lifer
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What does semen taste like?

in a word - salty!
It has a texture similar to yogurt that has been mixed with honey, to give it an almost chewy feel, but the taste is largely plain though salty.
However, what the man eats can also have a determination on the taste, not to say that if he eats strawberries it will taste like them, but it can have different tastes each time you sample it.
If you want to taste it though, give it a try. You can always spit it straight out, but have a glass of water and maybe a mint ready, just in case.

Looks like the woman couldn't tell the difference. ^_^


 

Zedtom

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His boss probably told him to quit going to the bathroom and jacking off on the job and get back out there and hand out those yogurt samples.
 

techs

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I couldn't even imagine what a defense lawyer would do to the woman if it ever went to trial.
 

Ichinisan

Lifer
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She's admitting that she knows what semen tastes like. :hmm:

*edit*
...of course, I'm not the first to say this.
 
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BrokenVisage

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I couldn't even imagine what a defense lawyer would do to the woman if it ever went to trial.

Well if they used those dispensable sample cups you could play the old "if the glove doesn't fit" angle, Johnny wouldn't mind.
 

QueBert

Lifer
Jan 6, 2002
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How does this filthy slut know what semen tastes like to begin with?

Filthy slut not found, if she was a filthy slut she 1. wouldn't have complained 2. wouldn't have spit it out and 3. would have went back for 2nds.
 

Platypus

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So what does semen taste like then?

Try it and find out?

You realize you basically just asked me to describe what orange juice tastes like to a guy without a tongue right? It tastes like semen and nothing else, just like orange juice tastes like orange juice and nothing else.
 

shortylickens

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She's just particular about whose cum she guzzles?

Thats what I was thinking. If she's so familiar with the taste that she can find it in another white, creamy protein source, then she cant really complaint about having spooge in her mouth. Its like a hooker pressing rape charges.