Woman claims yogurt sample tasted of semen - *Now Confirmed*

[techs]

Funny, last night my girlfriend tasted like yogurt.....

 

[Josh123]

Big deal she knows what jizz tastes like, all girls should lol.

 

[DrPizza]

I couldn't even imagine what a defense lawyer would do to the woman if it ever went to trial.

Nothing. The evidence would be based on forensic testing, not the taste.

 

[lord_emperor]

Big deal she knows what jizz tastes like, all girls should lol.

^^

 

[OCGuy]

Apparently some guys in here are either virgins, or only get missionary from the SO.

Why are you shocked a female would know what spouge tastes like?

 

[OCGuy]

Well it says "Active Cultures" on it.

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

So in a blind taste test she can taste semen that's been mixed in with yogurt? Wow, that's a talented tongue...

 

[QueBert]

So in a blind taste test she can taste semen that's been mixed in with yogurt? Wow, that's a talented tongue...

No not really, a female who knew what Semen tastes like who couldn't, I'd say something's really wrong with her. If somebody added Peanut Butter to your Frozen Yogurt without your knowledge would you expect them to call you talented for being able to taste the PB in it?

 

[sjwaste]

Nothing. The evidence would be based on forensic testing, not the taste.

Yeah, forensic testing. I'm sure the crime lab would be all over this one, to substantiate a simple battery charge. They'll make sure and isolate a sample from the garbage, then compare two DNA samples.

A defense attorney would absolutely try to dredge up all sorts of shit to discredit the only material witness. The only way to avoid it would be for the prosecution to find better evidence (DNA, which is unlikely for a simple battery charge, or another witness coming forward who saw the guy do it) or not put on any evidence that the witness knows what semen tastes like. Do you think the prosecution is going to find a cooperative witness, willing to do that?

This won't go anywhere. What might are the guy's sex charges. That's quite a bit more serious.

EDIT: I'm thinking about this, and I'm really not sure how many simple battery cases actually see a trial. Far more likely it gets pled out or dropped. Probably dropped if those sexual contact with a minor charges stick.

 

[Jeff7]

Well it says "Active Cultures" on it.

Active cultures - now with enhanced mobility.

well, mine smells like uncooked flour tortillas, and doesn't have a flavor. not even salty.

....
So...

No, I don't think I'm going to ask.

 

[zerocool84]

Filthy slut not found, if she was a filthy slut she 1. wouldn't have complained 2. wouldn't have spit it out and 3. would have went back for 2nds.

Actually, sluts spit, classy women swallow. Classy women don't want it all over the place.

 

[eits]

TCBY?

 

[shortylickens]

TCBY?

Classic reference is classic!

 

[eits]

Funny, last night my girlfriend tasted like yogurt.....

she was treating her yeast infection

 

[Fayd]

....
So...

No, I don't think I'm going to ask.

you expect a girl to drink it but you'd never try it yourself.

 

[brainhulk]

Well it says "Active Cultures" on it.

then it would be smegma

 

[KeithP]

"Clean food, please."

"In that case, sir, may I advise against the lady eating clam chowder?"

-KeithP

 

[gophins72]

she's going to get cancer!

 

[highland145]

she's going to get cancer!

The yogurt should have protected her.

 

[bignateyk]

you expect a girl to drink it but you'd never try it yourself.

You drink your own semen? That's just a little big weird. Just sayn.

 

[her209]

you expect a girl to drink it but you'd never try it yourself.

Kinda like saying, you expect a girl to give you head, but you'd never try it yourself.

 

[dabuddha]

That's so fuck up but god I can't help but laugh about it!

 

[Zargon]

Kinda like saying, you expect a girl to give you head, but you'd never try it yourself.

wonder how he feels about anal

 

[highland145]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/shopper-ingested-semen-tainted-yogurt-sample

 

[Spikesoldier]

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