Originally posted by: tcsenter
They beg for a dollar by shaking their breasts in your face.
Girls mess up my hair by rubbing their breasts against my head.
I have to shave, or I will cut the girls who rub their breasts against my face with my beard
Umm...these are NOT the "cons" of strip joints! I think yer kinda...confused or sumthin. Boobies, reasonably attractive girls with hot bods in skimpy clothes, what's not to like? You aren't going there to get laid, if that is your expectation you'll be greatly disappointed. That would be like going to a casino with the expectation of winning money, you're setting yourself up for disappointment.
You go to the casino for the lights, the sounds, the people, the free drinks sporting those little umbrellas, and the fun of chucking those nickels (or whatever denomination of coin or currency you prefer) in those infernal machines and yanking on the lever!
Although, if you're accomplished enough in the social skills and flirtation department, it is not unheard of nor even implausible that you might leave the club with one of the dancer's name and number. It happens.