Why go to a strip-club?.. (added: why I don't like to go)

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spanky

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Originally posted by: VBboy
You all don't get it. My question is WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE TITS in the first place!

i figure u should know the answer already, since u admitted to liking looking at girls in magazines and on the internet. plus u mentioned that u r not gay. i take it u r not a breast man?
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: spankyOO7
Originally posted by: VBboy
You all don't get it. My question is WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE TITS in the first place!

i figure u should know the answer already, since u admitted to liking looking at girls in magazines and on the internet. plus u mentioned that u r not gay. i take it u r not a breast man?

If you're a man, you're a breast man IMHO :p
 

tcsenter

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They beg for a dollar by shaking their breasts in your face.

Girls mess up my hair by rubbing their breasts against my head.

I have to shave, or I will cut the girls who rub their breasts against my face with my beard
Umm...these are NOT the "cons" of strip joints! I think yer kinda...confused or sumthin. Boobies, reasonably attractive girls with hot bods in skimpy clothes, what's not to like? You aren't going there to get laid, if that is your expectation you'll be greatly disappointed. That would be like going to a casino with the expectation of winning money, you're setting yourself up for disappointment.

You go to the casino for the lights, the sounds, the people, the free drinks sporting those little umbrellas, and the fun of chucking those nickels (or whatever denomination of coin or currency you prefer) in those infernal machines and yanking on the lever!

Although, if you're accomplished enough in the social skills and flirtation department, it is not unheard of nor even implausible that you might leave the club with one of the dancer's name and number. It happens.
 

kami333

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One of my friends is dating a stripper right now.

His favorite story is how when he went to one with a bunch of guys, the stripper came around and talked to him. Was getting friendly and all when one of the other guys he was with just asks "Can I see your clit?" Needless to say the she left their table without saying much.
 

spanky

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Originally posted by: tcsenter
They beg for a dollar by shaking their breasts in your face.

Girls mess up my hair by rubbing their breasts against my head.

I have to shave, or I will cut the girls who rub their breasts against my face with my beard
Umm...these are NOT the "cons" of strip joints! I think yer kinda...confused or sumthin. Boobies, reasonably attractive girls with hot bods in skimpy clothes, what's not to like? You aren't going there to get laid, if that is your expectation you'll be greatly disappointed. That would be like going to a casino with the expectation of winning money, you're setting yourself up for disappointment.

You go to the casino for the lights, the sounds, the people, the free drinks sporting those little umbrellas, and the fun of chucking those nickels (or whatever denomination of coin or currency you prefer) in those infernal machines and yanking on the lever!

Although, if you're accomplished enough in the social skills and flirtation department, it is not unheard of nor even implausible that you might leave the club with one of the dancer's name and number. It happens.


ironically... u probably have a better chance of getting laid at a casino.
 

Hyperblaze

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It IS possible to not be interested in going to strip clubs.

I have too much respect for women to feel comfortable going to those places

Some women like doing it, and whatever floats their boat.

I'll just do whatever floats my boat :p

So in other words, to each their own.

PS: for those guys who are so obsessed with the chest area of a woman, do you
have any idea what the ramifications are towards the women in a psychological
perspective? No wonder women are so concerned by the way they look....
and kudos to those women who don't give a sh!t. (looking clean is one thing, spending hours
getting ready with makeup and all is too much)
 

lotust

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Originally posted by: Deeko
Gets ya ready to see the girlfriend/wife later :p And you can't touch girls in the magazines can ya? Some people would rather see it in person than just pictures


:)
 

flavio

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Originally posted by: spankyOO7
Originally posted by: tcsenter
They beg for a dollar by shaking their breasts in your face.

Girls mess up my hair by rubbing their breasts against my head.

I have to shave, or I will cut the girls who rub their breasts against my face with my beard
Umm...these are NOT the "cons" of strip joints! I think yer kinda...confused or sumthin. Boobies, reasonably attractive girls with hot bods in skimpy clothes, what's not to like? You aren't going there to get laid, if that is your expectation you'll be greatly disappointed. That would be like going to a casino with the expectation of winning money, you're setting yourself up for disappointment.

You go to the casino for the lights, the sounds, the people, the free drinks sporting those little umbrellas, and the fun of chucking those nickels (or whatever denomination of coin or currency you prefer) in those infernal machines and yanking on the lever!

Although, if you're accomplished enough in the social skills and flirtation department, it is not unheard of nor even implausible that you might leave the club with one of the dancer's name and number. It happens.


ironically... u probably have a better chance of getting laid at a casino.

I've had fine dancers ask me out on two seperate occasions without me even spending much on tips. On the other hand, I've had no luck with women at casinos so far. Although the slot machines treat me pretty well.

 

tcsenter

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ironically... u probably have a better chance of getting laid at a casino.
Well, like I said, you don't go to the strip club with the expectation of getting laid, because that is what 99% of the guys who patron these establishments seem to expect. Nor are you likely to walk out the first night with any names or numbers. It takes a couple visits, and talking to one or two particular girls, but I can assure you, it can be done.

But that was a while ago, I'm not 21 - 25 years old anymore. Girls like that would probably be the death of me today. :p
 

HankD

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I've had fine dancers ask me out on two seperate occasions without me even spending much on tips. On the other hand, I've had no luck with women at casinos so far. Although the slot machines treat me pretty well.

So you're good with the slut-machines AND the slot-machines? :)

Hank
 

hkazemi26

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There definitely is a frustrating aspect to it (if you can't get laid soon thereafter), but it is all for good fun. Watching really hot chicks in the third dimension beats the monitor any day. And you can touch. and they are clean. and they smell nice. and their skin is so soft...and...i need to go....