Why go to a strip-club?.. (added: why I don't like to go)

[Dudd]

Originally posted by: VBboy

Originally posted by: ElFenix
you need to find a different jurisdiction if the girls aren't rubbing you all over and blowing on your nuts through your pants.

The first girl to blow on my nuts gets slapped in the face

Regardless of the type of physical contact involved, I don't care for it unless there is a.. conclusion, a release, a happy ending, so to speak. Otherwise, it's like reading a book whose last chapter is missing. Or seeing the first hour of the movie. You know what I mean?

You hate blueballs, you need to blow your load. We get it.

 

[TheGameIs21]

I worked at one for about 3 months as a bouncer and then 6 months as a bartender. I will never go to one again. I saw how the girls would find a patron with $$ and do what they could to get it and then they would meet in the dressing room and talk smack about the guys they just got finished milking money out of.

I would sit and watch perv row and the tables and see guy after guy shell out big $$ thinking that they were going to actually get to go home with these girls and the girls did everything but put it in writting to let the guys think they had a shot and it very rarely happened. (sometimes the tips were big enough to buy an hour or so) Hell, I don't blame the girls though. I blame the guys for being gullable.

Seeing all of that really took the wind out of my excitement with going to strip clubs. Also... working there was the greatest for about 5 days. Then you realize... You really do get immune to seeing flesh. I told the owner I was going to quit at the end of the week and he offered me good $$ to stay and tend. I stayed because of the $$ and then realized how immune to it I had gotten after 9 months and got out.

 

[flavio]

I used to go to a strip club about once a month with my buddies. Now I haven't been to one in over two years.

Damn, now I want to go again.

Anyone recommend a classy Bay Area club?

 

[Jmman]

Strip clubs are just entertainment, nothing more, nothing less.......I haven't been to one in a couple of years, but when I used to travel for work, we would hit the strip clubs all the time. Our joke was always "she really likes me".....LOL. Those girls just want the cash.....

 

[Viper GTS]

I have to agree with vi on this one.

My girlfriend gets more out of the strip club than I do anyway.



Viper GTS

 

[eviltoon]

.....LOL. Those girls just want the cash.....

Well of course they want the cash, they're working aren't they. If you want to meet women you go to a grocery store right? Unless of course they're working there too.

 

[VBboy]

Originally posted by: eviltoonIf you want to meet women you go to a grocery store right? Unless of course they're working there too.

Really? Hmm, I suddenly feel like I need to buy some carrots and eggs.

 

[xuanman]

Originally posted by: VBboy

Originally posted by: eviltoonIf you want to meet women you go to a grocery store right? Unless of course they're working there too.

Really? Hmm, I suddenly feel like I need to buy some carrots and eggs.

bookstores can work well too...

 

[Jmman]

They indeed are working; working at making you think you really might have a shot at getting some....

 

[majewski9]

well I guess it is just something to do for fun!

 

[eakers]

i went to a strip club once for a guy i know's bday and from what i saw, for most guys, it wasn't about watching some chicks get naked in a sex way, it was more about being with your friends, gettin drunk and having fun watching naked chicks.

 

[eviltoon]

it was more about being with your friends, gettin drunk and having fun watching naked chicks.

gotta like that!

 

[HankD]

<clearing throat...so to speak>
speak for the women YOU know...

i like going to strip clubs - either with a guy i'm dating, or another girl - what does that make ME??


Someone I'd like to buy a drink for

Hank






Also for real insite on how the strippers think of the customers, watch G-string Divas on HBO... they view most of the men with comtempt. Just after I left college in the early 80's I drove a cab and we used to have some strippers as passengers (lotsa strippers get DWIs, I wonder why?) and they used to talk such sh it about the morons popping $20-30 on a lap dance.

One girl told about a guy who dropped $300 and all he did was sit there while she rubbed his fully clothed body for about 2 hours. I knew of places that with $300 you could have had 3 girls and..... well I'll leave the rest to your imaginations, but clothing would not have been involved . They're all closed down now . Some of those girls were passengers as well (what is it with DWI and sexy girls???)

 

[Johnlee]

Strip clubs bore me.

 

[bbkat]

Play the game of averages. With that many hot chicks with low self-esteem, you just might get to bang one.

 

[RU482]

Why go to a strip-club?..

why else...to see TATS

 

[spanky]

ur question doesn't really make sense. u can't really touch girls on the internet or magazines either. and fyi... sometimes in strip joints u can touch.

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: Nocturnal
I see it from your view point too. I would only get a tease, and I would never get to hit it. Therefore, I consider it a waste, but I would still go just to go

every time i hear "hit it" i think of all the annoying girls i knew in highschool i want to smash with a baseball bat

You need to see a psychiatrist.

 

[NeoV]

you go to bring your gf with you, and get her lap dances..........

 

[rival]

FOR THE TITS, duh

 

[spanky]

Originally posted by: rival
FOR THE TITS, duh

and ass

 

[VBboy]

I am now accepting donations. As soon as I collect $10,000 I will start going to strip clubs every day, and perhaps I will learn why seeing shaking boobs is so important

 

[VBboy]

You all don't get it. My question is WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE TITS in the first place!

 

[spanky]

my friend got slapped by a boob one time. that was funny.

 

[KGB1]

Originally posted by: VBboy
You all don't get it. My question is WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE TITS in the first place!

Good question. Russian bud of mine LOVES 'em. I mean big ones, humongous ones. I don't see the point. In Montreal he dragged me into a strip club. I sat there 2 am in the morning, bored out of my MIND. Im like WTF am I doing here. I'm broke, (I don't drink alcohol either) he's like "we'll hang out" I'm like "I'll go to a cafe for that, not here." he got a lapdance from a Ecuadorian girl and was all in the mood. I'm like "dude, worst 20 bucks (canadian) I've ever spent." He loves strip clubs.

He's a good looking guy (no I aint gay) But he still goes to strip clubs cuz he doesnt have a pair of bawls to ask chicks out, instead he pays them to dance for him. I don't think I'll go to any more strip clubs I don't see a point at ALL.