Why go to a strip-club?.. (added: why I don't like to go)

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VBboy

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Can someone explain to me the point of going to a strip club?

I am turned on by girls on the Internet or just in magazines, so I know I'm not gay :) However, just watching them dance and move, but not being able to touch (or do more, wink-wink), is annoying. So why go there and see those mostly perfect ladies, when you can't have one?!

P.S. I'm 25 years old and NOT a virgin, nor do I wank off to the PC World magazine.

(Don't get me wrong, I have no issues with nudity or with selling it like this, I just don't see how it can be enjoyable in an environment like a strip club).

P.S. New idea: what if when a stripper comes up to me, I say "Hey, you have amazing eyes. Wanna get outta here? :)"

Why I don't like strip clubs:
[*]Colored lights make girls look fake, surreal, and hologram-like.
[*]There is no "non-smoking" section.
[*]They beg for a dollar by shaking their breasts in your face.
[*]Girls mess up my hair by rubbing their breasts against my head.
[*]I have to shave, or I will cut the girls who rub their breasts against my face with my beard :)
[*]You can't take pictures
[*]You can't videotape
[*]You can't slip a webcam under the table
[*]I don't like being with too many older dudes in the same room. I'm afraid they will start talking about Social Security benefits and playing Bingo
[*]While getting a lap dance, I involuntarily start reciting what I learned in my software engineering class
[*]I will never have a girlfriend who looks like that.
 
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Deeko

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Gets ya ready to see the girlfriend/wife later :p And you can't touch girls in the magazines can ya? Some people would rather see it in person than just pictures
 
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Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: VBboy
Can someone explain to me the point of going to a strip club?

I am turned on by girls on the Internet or just in magazines, so I know I'm not gay :) However, just watching them dance and move, but not being able to touch (or do more, wink-wink), is annoying. So why go there and see those mostly perfect ladies, when you can't have one?!

P.S. I'm 25 years old and NOT a virgin, nor do I wank off to the PC World magazine.
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You need to lower your "strip-club" standards and find one where you can have fun VBboy, we're not celeb's here your know ;) :D
 
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Originally posted by: Deeko
Gets ya ready to see the girlfriend/wife later :p And you can't touch girls in the magazines can ya? Some people would rather see it in person than just pictures
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But when you see it for real, it makes you realize how much you're missing if your girlfriend is ugly, or you don't have one, and it sucks! In magazines, it's more surreal..
 
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Yzzim

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I've never been able to understand that either

seems like a waste of time and money. just buy a playboy or maybe some nice clothes and some cologne and get yourself a woman.
 
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silverpig

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Can't touch? You're obviously going to the wrong strip clubs d00d.


:D


I'm semi-serious btw...
 
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Originally posted by: VBboy
Originally posted by: Deeko
Gets ya ready to see the girlfriend/wife later :p And you can't touch girls in the magazines can ya? Some people would rather see it in person than just pictures
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But when you see it for real, it makes you realize how much you're missing if your girlfriend is ugly, or you don't have one, and it sucks! In magazines, it's more surreal..
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haha...so get a better looking girlfriend if it bothers you.
 
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I see it from your view point too. I would only get a tease, and I would never get to hit it. Therefore, I consider it a waste, but I would still go just to go :)
 
Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: Moonbeam
You have to go once so you can never think about it again.
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Ding, ding, ding w/o at least one strip-club experience, you VBboy will never see the light...I mean..fun ;) :D
 
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just watching them dance and move, but not being able to touch (or do more, wink-wink)
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That is just a matter of going to right places... Plenty of "strip-clubs" where you actually get to touch (and... MORE)! :D


Not that I go to those places *cough*
 
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Originally posted by: DaFinn
just watching them dance and move, but not being able to touch (or do more, wink-wink)
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That is just a matter of going to right places... Plenty of "strip-clubs" where you actually get to touch (and... MORE)! :D


Not that I go to those places *cough*
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Listen to the man talk!! ;)
 
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I lived with a stripper for a few months about 7 years ago...after meeting her and all her friends I ound strippers arnt all they are cracked up to be. While they may be nice to look at from across the club for a little bit....the closer you get the more you realise all the imperfections and you can bet they have been around the block. I like my women fresh and untainted or corupted...MOST of these women have deep seeded emotional and mental problems.

I seen the stripper I lived with about 6months ago at a regular club and her teeth were falling out and she was extremely drunk and crying......they dont stay strippers and when stuff starts to sag and they realize they are just a regular girl that has now been drug thru the gutter they go nuts:)

So to answer your question you shouldent go to a strip club....these women are there for the money and the attention...they dont care about you. And to me....there nothing finer then a naturally beutiful girl with some class.
 
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Originally posted by: Nocturnal
I see it from your view point too. I would only get a tease, and I would never get to hit it. Therefore, I consider it a waste, but I would still go just to go :)
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every time i hear "hit it" i think of all the annoying girls i knew in highschool i want to smash with a baseball bat
 
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Originally posted by: xSauronx
Originally posted by: Nocturnal I see it from your view point too. I would only get a tease, and I would never get to hit it. Therefore, I consider it a waste, but I would still go just to go :)
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every time i hear "hit it" i think of all the annoying girls i knew in highschool i want to smash with a baseball bat
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HEHEHEHEHE So true! it make me think of this girl in my Spainish class what tried SO hard to be the teachers pet it was sad. She always came to class with her hair pulled back so tightly that it pulled her forehead up.

 
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