Why does everyone make fun of chuck norris ?

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Baked

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/Chuck Norris jabs you in the face while flexing on a bowflex and banging Christie Brinkley at the same time
 

MasterAndCommander

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Originally posted by: DocHolliday
Originally posted by: computeerrgghh
Cause Bruce Lee beat him down.

BOOYA!

Oh yeah? Where is Bruce now? Where is Chuck now? I'll tell you where he is... He's banging Christie Brinkley and selling 'Total Gym' on TV as we speak.
 

Perknose

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Originally posted by: TallBill
Originally posted by: Reck
Originally posted by: ironwing
Norris was great in Dodge Ball.


nothing was great in dodge ball.

Are you slow, stupid, old, uptight, or a robot?
Your question is offensive to robots, the old, and the uptight . . . but not to stupid people (because they're too stupid to realize they should be offended).

 

bunnyfubbles

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Originally posted by: RossMAN
David Hasselhoff > Chuck Norris

Steven Segal owns David Hasselhoff, and we can't put even him in the same league as Chuck Norris, maybe a good side kick but nothing more.
 

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Originally posted by: bunnyfubbles
Originally posted by: RossMAN
David Hasselhoff > Chuck Norris

Steven Segal owns David Hasselhoff, and we can't put even him in the same league as Chuck Norris, maybe a good side kick but nothing more.

QFT
 

illusion88

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Originally posted by: slimrhcp
Originally posted by: bunnyfubbles
Originally posted by: RossMAN
David Hasselhoff > Chuck Norris

Steven Segal owns David Hasselhoff, and we can't put even him in the same league as Chuck Norris, maybe a good side kick but nothing more.

QFT


He was awesome in Clear and present danger.
 

paulney

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The only cool part about Churck Norris was his motorcycle in Delta.
That's all.
Now, where can I get said motorcycle with rockets?
 

MasterAndCommander

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Originally posted by: bunnyfubbles
Originally posted by: RossMAN
David Hasselhoff > Chuck Norris

Steven Segal owns David Hasselhoff, and we can't put even him in the same league as Chuck Norris, maybe a good side kick but nothing more.


Chuck Norris would use David Hasselhoff as his man-condom while making sweet-man love to Steven Segal after he round-house kicks the entire 82,432,390 population of Germany.
 

Triumph

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
 

Sphexi

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People hate on Norris because they're jealous of him. He's not some pretty boy waxed modern actor, he's a real man, hair and all, and yeah he's done a lot of crappy movies, but he's also done some really good ones.

Plus, he's rich, he's a well respected martial artist (he held the World Middle Weight Karate Champion title for 5 years, and taught Steve McQueen), and he married a pretty decent looking woman (Gena O'Kelly).

Hate all you want, he could still kick all your asses, at the same time, plus a few dozen midgets/toddlers.
 

Stuxnet

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Originally posted by: ironwing
Originally posted by: Reck
Originally posted by: ironwing
Norris was great in Dodge Ball.


nothing was great in dodge ball.

I haven't laughed so hard watching a movie since Tremors. Dodgeball was tits. :thumbsup:

Dodgeball was a joke. You can only blast someone in the face/nuts so many times with a rubber ball before it gets old.

Dodgeball wasn't worth the 2 hours it took to watch it, let alone the $$$.
 

IronWing

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Originally posted by: jbourne77

Dodgeball was a joke. You can only blast someone in the face/nuts so many times with a rubber ball before it gets old.

Dodgeball wasn't worth the 2 hours it took to watch it, let alone the $$$.

As with any sport the question is "Who watchs the game"? The movie had very little to do with the game.