Why does everyone make fun of chuck norris ?

[mackle]

Because of those?? They are funny....

 

[enyce2k9]

Chuck Norris can set you on fire by just staring at you.

 

[dighn]

because the movies suck

 

[harobikes333]

Originally posted by: Dedpuhl
Blame Conan.

aw come on Conan=the rulz

Originally posted by: Howard
Nobody dares make fun of him.

^ ^

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
He can't act, and he campaigned for Bush.

QFT

 

[enyce2k9]

woman:hey chuck that guy just stared at my butt ... chuck norris: o rly?.........
approximately seven seconds later there was a man with a fractured jaw from what appears to be a roundhouse kick

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Dedpuhl
Blame Conan.

 

[Jon855]

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

 

[harobikes333]

I just read that one! ^ ^

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

 

[ijester]

he was the undefeated champeen of da world for six years, not five. He did not lose a match. Not in full contact, not with pads. Not to Tae Kwon Do, Kung Fu, Karate, Kenpo, Judo, or any other style of fighter. Gotta give the man some kudos.

Besides, can you imagine 'Jean Claude - French Ranger'?

 

[bamacre]

There was a fat kid in my elementary school that took karate. His name was Morris. We called him Chunky Morris.


Poor, kid.

 

[Horus]

Originally posted by: DocHolliday

Originally posted by: computeerrgghh
Cause Bruce Lee beat him down.

BOOYA!

*head explodes*

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Chuck Norris' vision is augmented.

 

[Schfifty Five]

How rich is he?

 

[OulOat]

Chuck Norris kicked Godzilla in the nuts.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Originally posted by: OulOat
Chuck Norris kicked Godzilla in the nuts.

Roundhouse kicked Godzilla too.

 

[preslove]

google video

 

[HermDogg]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-407892439139457720&q=chuck+norris

 

[Fritzo]

Chuck Norris craps bigger that you.

 

[Jon855]

Originally posted by: ijester
he was the undefeated champeen of da world for six years, not five. He did not lose a match. Not in full contact, not with pads. Not to Tae Kwon Do, Kung Fu, Karate, Kenpo, Judo, or any other style of fighter. Gotta give the man some kudos.

Besides, can you imagine 'Jean Claude - French Ranger'?

This I would love to see video clips of... seriously I wanna

 

[Snapster]

Originally posted by: ijester
he was the undefeated champeen of da world for six years, not five. He did not lose a match. Not in full contact, not with pads. Not to Tae Kwon Do, Kung Fu, Karate, Kenpo, Judo, or any other style of fighter. Gotta give the man some kudos.

Besides, can you imagine 'Jean Claude - French Ranger'?

Because everyone knows Brussels is in France. :roll:

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: Sphexi
People hate on Norris because they're jealous of him. He's not some pretty boy waxed modern actor, he's a real man, hair and all, and yeah he's done a lot of crappy movies, but he's also done some really good ones.

Plus, he's rich, he's a well respected martial artist (he held the World Middle Weight Karate Champion title for 5 years, and taught Steve McQueen), and he married a pretty decent looking woman (Gena O'Kelly).

Hate all you want, he could still kick all your asses, at the same time, plus a few dozen midgets/toddlers.

Indeed.

Chuck IS THE MAN.

He is as real a martial artists gets. he would NOT have been in a Bruce Lee film otherwise. You have got to get him his props :thumbsup:

Koing

 

[acemcmac]

Because it annoys the mods

 

[Megadeth]

Originally posted by: Winchester

Originally posted by: bunnyfubbles

Originally posted by: RossMAN
David Hasselhoff > ******

Steven Segal owns David Hasselhoff, and we can't put even him in the same league as ******, maybe a good side kick but nothing more.

My favorite Steven Segal movie was Executive Decision

LOL yeah that's my favorite also!

 

[dainthomas]

Originally posted by: Snapster

Originally posted by: ijester
he was the undefeated champeen of da world for six years, not five. He did not lose a match. Not in full contact, not with pads. Not to Tae Kwon Do, Kung Fu, Karate, Kenpo, Judo, or any other style of fighter. Gotta give the man some kudos.

Besides, can you imagine 'Jean Claude - French Ranger'?

Because everyone knows Brussels is in France. :roll:

Well, he did make this movie.