Why does everyone make fun of chuck norris ?

[Sunner]

Chuck Norris rocks!
Well, if you love b movies he does.
Seriously, in most movies, IF the hero gets beat up, he goes and meditates and ******.
Instead, look at Chuck in Lone Wolf McQuade after he got beaten up, he takes a beer shower and does some shotgun shooting, now that's a proper man.

Oh and Steven Segal is by FAR the worst actor EVER, he's bad enough to make b movies bad purely with his (lack of) acting skills, that's unusual as bad acting is assumed in b movies.

 

[PingSpike]

Chunk Norris's movies were all kind of meh. Not horrible but not that great either. Walker Texas Ranger was definately unintentionally funny though.

But chuck is alright. Sure beats the hell out of that asshole steven seagal, and that guys movies are ass too.

 

[Xyo II]

Originally posted by: mzkhadir
Why does everyone make fun of chuck norris ?

Because he wears tight jeans. /discussion

 

[brunswickite]

I make fun of his stupid mustache

 

[Whitecloak]

Bolo FTW!

 

[40Hands]

Because Walker Texas Ranger was possibly the lamest show ever created.

 

[Winchester]

Originally posted by: bunnyfubbles

Originally posted by: RossMAN
David Hasselhoff > Chuck Norris

Steven Segal owns David Hasselhoff, and we can't put even him in the same league as Chuck Norris, maybe a good side kick but nothing more.

My favorite Steven Segal movie was Executive Decision

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: Winchester

Originally posted by: bunnyfubbles

Originally posted by: RossMAN
David Hasselhoff > Chuck Norris

Steven Segal owns David Hasselhoff, and we can't put even him in the same league as Chuck Norris, maybe a good side kick but nothing more.

My favorite Steven Segal movie was Executive Decision

haha mine 2

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: Winchester

Originally posted by: bunnyfubbles

Originally posted by: RossMAN
David Hasselhoff > Chuck Norris

Steven Segal owns David Hasselhoff, and we can't put even him in the same league as Chuck Norris, maybe a good side kick but nothing more.

My favorite Steven Segal movie was Executive Decision

Fire Down Below. Kick boxing EPA agents, awesome.

 

[ColdFusion718]

Originally posted by: DocHolliday

Originally posted by: computeerrgghh
Cause Bruce Lee beat him down.

BOOYA!

Hahaha yeah, pwned

 

[Inspector Jihad]

chuck norris isnt hung like a horse, horses are hung like chuck norris

 

[chambersc]

cause Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

 

[Chadder007]

Originally posted by: winr
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

OMG I can't stop laughing!!!

 

[Chadder007]

When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

 

[DainBramaged]

Why does everyone make fun of chuck norris ?

Jealously.

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: Sphexi
People hate on Norris because they're jealous of him. He's not some pretty boy waxed modern actor, he's a real man, hair and all, and yeah he's done a lot of crappy movies, but he's also done some really good ones.

Plus, he's rich, he's a well respected martial artist (he held the World Middle Weight Karate Champion title for 5 years, and taught Steve McQueen), and he married a pretty decent looking woman (Gena O'Kelly).

Hate all you want, he could still kick all your asses, at the same time, plus a few dozen midgets/toddlers.

I don't think you "get it". People don't make fun of Norris because of his wife, how much money he has or how many people he has beat up. They don't care about his real life or how successful he is. They make fun of him because some of the shows he has starred in ended up being extremely comedic material. It has nothing to do with him personally.

 

[Winchester]

Originally posted by: Chadder007

Originally posted by: winr
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

OMG I can't stop laughing!!!

I cant make it past the first few. I just keep reading them and laughing with tears.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

read the vin diesel and the mr. t ones too...here are some of my favorites:

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

Vin Diesel can divide by zero.

Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.

Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.

Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.

 

[BRObedoza]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
chuck norris isnt hung like a horse, horses are hung like chuck norris

lol

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.

Mr. T survived a roundhouse kick to the face from Chuck Norris. He was the first and only one to do so.


bahahahahahahahhahahaha

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: MasterAndCommander

Originally posted by: bunnyfubbles

Originally posted by: RossMAN
David Hasselhoff > Chuck Norris

Steven Segal owns David Hasselhoff, and we can't put even him in the same league as Chuck Norris, maybe a good side kick but nothing more.

Chuck Norris would use David Hasselhoff as his man-condom while making sweet-man love to Steven Segal after he round-house kicks the entire 82,432,390 population of Germany.

ROTFLMAO

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Can't act, looks fugly, and he always portrays himself as a superhuman justice bringer chick magnet

Well that is what he is.

He's "da man"

 

[slimrhcp]

Originally posted by: MasterAndCommander

Originally posted by: bunnyfubbles

Originally posted by: RossMAN
David Hasselhoff > Chuck Norris

Steven Segal owns David Hasselhoff, and we can't put even him in the same league as Chuck Norris, maybe a good side kick but nothing more.

Chuck Norris would use David Hasselhoff as his man-condom while making sweet-man love to Steven Segal after he round-house kicks the entire 82,432,390 population of Germany.

/thread

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: sandorski
B-Movie star.

That's a bit generous, don't you think? :laugh:

 

[Sysbuilder05]

Originally posted by: MasterAndCommander
Bradock: Missing in Action = greatest war movie evar!

/thread

Bawhahahah,yeah, if your 10 years old.