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Why does everyone make fun of chuck norris ?

Fritzo

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Can't act, looks fugly, and he always portrays himself as a superhuman justice bringer chick magnet :)
 

CrackRabbit

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Originally posted by: ironwing
'Cause the crowd is too young to remember Charles Bronson.


Bronson was a better actor and didn't do supid karate stuff.
Explosives > Roundhouse.
 

IronWing

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Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
Originally posted by: ironwing
'Cause the crowd is too young to remember Charles Bronson.


Bronson was a better actor and didn't do supid karate stuff.
Explosives > Roundhouse.

Bronson was a terrible actor. Then again Norris is Shawn Cassidy with the roundhouse kick.
 

Zim Hosein

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Why does everyone make fun of chuck norris ?

Because those that grew up watching him on screen and on TV, think that because he's older now he "can't" kick his/her as*. Post all you want on the internet about him, face to face, they'll just ask for an autograph! :)
 

CrackRabbit

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Originally posted by: ironwing
Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
Originally posted by: ironwing
'Cause the crowd is too young to remember Charles Bronson.


Bronson was a better actor and didn't do supid karate stuff.
Explosives > Roundhouse.

Bronson was a terrible actor. Then again Norris is Shawn Cassidy with the roundhouse kick.


I never said Bronson was a good actor, just better than Norris. :)
 

Tremulant

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Chuck Norris is a god among insects.

Plus, he'll roundhouse you in the face if you look at him funny.