Schadenfroh
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I used to be able to do it back when i weighed 150lbs (im 6' tall), but now that im back to 175ish, it crushes me.
Originally posted by: AdamSnow
I always assumed they were playing for the other team, or their parts were so small they were able to do that...
I can't sit like that even to make fun of someone...![]()
Originally posted by: Rastus
My balls are too big to sit that way.
Originally posted by: Jeff7
I cross my legs in that manner simply because my hips and knees don't really like it when I cross my legs "like a man". And really, well, I guess I just cross my legs such that they still don't crush anything sensitive. Who knows, maybe they just sit different for me, but whatever it is, it works just fine.
But still....external, extremely sensitive organs. Utterly brilliant idea.:roll:
Open letter to god....what the hell is this, your idea of a sick joke? An emergency kill switch? What?
Rewind time a little bit....
"Alright, yeah, this is brilliant ahaha.... Important, nerve-laden organs - OUTSIDE the body! Protected by a thin layer of skin that's also full of nerves! And sometime in the future, there will be garments that have teeth, yeah, scores of metal teeth right the hell in front of these organs."
*God then sits back and eagerly awaits the screams of the first victims of the newly invented zipper*
Be nice if the damn junk was retractable. I mean come on, cats' claws are retractable and rigid. Couldn't something similar be used elsewhere? Hmm???
But back to leg crossing - I don't know when it was, middle school, high school or something that I was finally informed of the fact that there are gender-specific ways of crossing legs. Sometimes stuff like that just makes me think, "This is one friggin weird society."
Originally posted by: Continuity28
If your testicles were retracted you would not be able to reproduce as well. Sperm cannot be made efficiently at the normal human body temperature, that's why it's outside.
