Why do people like soft/smooth toilet paper?

[Red Squirrel]

If I'm not bleeding when I'm done, how will I ever know I'm clean?

Yep, that's how I know. What sucks is when you get brown AND red. You have to keep going.

Eating enough fiber prevents that situation though.

I actually like the strong cheap stuff with no patterns on it. Patterns tend to make it tear more easily and the bits get tangled up in the hairs to create dingle berries.

Then there's the brown paper, when you run out of toilet paper. They call it Chuck Norris toilet paper. It's rough, it's tough, and it does not take crap from anybody.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I am amazed none of you use the 3 seashell method. 🙁

Pulls on the hairs too much. :biggrin:

 

[dbk]

I only use the Costco Kirkland TP.. seriously, it's the best ever. Never ever rips through the middle while I'm wiping. *shudders*

 

[JBT]

I only use the Costco Kirkland TP.. seriously, it's the best ever. Never ever rips through the middle while I'm wiping. *shudders*

Yep good stuff there.